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The Day Brian went mad ... Is anyone else really scared about the mental health of Brian after all this?!?!
Brian: *thinks* eeuh i hate it when they listen to my tougths *outloud* well i didn't want to but they forced me. They told me if i didn't join they would kill Paige,Riley,Hayden and you. eeuhm i joined the Triad Anya: ... you... you did what? *stands up* I dunno... what to say... why didn't you tell us sooner? *really doesn't know what to say, feels a lil angry* Brian: well i thought you would be angry, but please don't tell Paige she would kill me. I'm her first charge and i don't want the Elders to think she can't handle me. oooh i just thought of something *orbs to his room and puts on his metal helmet, orbs back next to Anya* Anya: *stands there, staring at Brian, raises an eyebrow* Erm... Brian... sweetie... you have a urm... metal thing... on your head... *coughs* I think I should get... Riley now... *goes up to Riley's crib, not taking her eyes of Brians helmet until she's out of sight* *takes of his helmet and looks at it* *yells at Anya* this thing is going to save me when the alians come *puts his helmet back on* *walks into the garden and sees a gun toy* oh this is sweet *picks up the toy gun and starts shooting at the aliens* you will all die *his helmet gets hit by a bullet* eih no fair *looks at his helmet* oh you broke it *heals his helmet and hugs it* you and me are best friends for ever *puts his helmet back on* *talking to his helmet* from now on your my best friend i'm going to call you *thinking* *outloud* E.T. *smiles big* E.T.: Brian i want to go home to my home planet krypton Brian: Isn't that the planet superman came from E.T.: yep that's the one Brian: i got bad news for ya that planet exploded E.T.: your kidding,right??? Brian: no sorry, lil helmet E.T.: all my friends dead *starts crying* Brian: hey stop the crying your making my hair wet E.T. : sorry mister Brian Brian: no problem E.T., wy don't we go Alien hunting E.T.: ok but you could you try not letting the bullets hit me Brian: ok *orbs to the Mother ship of the aliens* *at the mother ship* Brian: you have to be quiet so sssshhhhh. E.T.: ok Brian:*sees a few Aliens* your all going to die E.T.: YEAh *starts shooting with his toy gun* Brian:eeuhm wy aren't the Aliens dieing E.T.: maybe cause the gun isn't a real gun. and if you don't have a real gun you don't have real bullets and if you don't have real bullets you don't have dead aliens. Brian: ohhh your right, over to plan B E.T.: and what's plan B Brian: *trows E.T at the aliens cutting of their head* nice *sees E.T. coming back Brian ducks and E.T. gets stuck into the wall* E.T.: get me out off this wall Brian:*pulls E.T. out of the wall and puts him back on his head* i didn't know you were a boomerang helmet E.T: ok Brian i'm just letting you know i don't like plan B Brian: *walks a little further and sees a huge Alien* E.T.: biiiiig .... Alien Brian: very .... big Alien E.t. : very ... very ... big alien Brian: very .... very ... very Big Alien takes out his Toy Gun and starts shooting at the Alien* E.T.: it doesn't seem to work Brian: your right *takes E.T. from his head and trows him into the Alien* E.T.: IIIIII HAAAAAATTTTEEEE PLAAAAAN B *Alien gets cut but doesn't seem to mind it Brian: ok time for plan C *catches E.T.* E.T.: and what's plan C Brian: well SUPERMAN SAVE ME!!!!!!!! E.T: Great idea!!! Superman *superman comes and kills all Aliens and saves the day* |
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| "How Soon Is Now?" | |
| I am the son and the heir | |
| Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar | |
| I am the son and heir | |
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Of nothing in particular
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| You shut your mouth | |
| How dare you say | |
| I go about things the wrong way | |
| I am human and I need to be loved | |
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Just like everybody else does
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| I am the son and the heir | |
| Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar | |
| I am the son and heir | |
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Of nothing in particular
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| You shut your mouth | |
| How dare you say | |
| I go about things the wrong way | |
| I am human and I need to be loved | |
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Just like everybody else does
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| There's a club if you'd like to go you | |
| Could meet somebody who really loves you | |
| So you go, and you stand on your own and | |
| You leave on your own and you go home, | |
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And you cry and you want to die.
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| When you say it's gonna happen "now", | |
| When exactly do you mean? see I've already | |
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Waited too long and all my hope is gone
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| You shut your mouth | |
| How dare you say | |
| I go about things the wrong way | |
| I am human and I need to be loved | |
| Just like everybody else does |