AKA: Storm, StormNUDE, Jordan's PIMPrentice, Outlet for Rob's Strap-On
Age: 18
Sign: Virgo (Horny Virgin FOREVER!)
#charming since : Fall '99
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Jeccis
"You have the right to remain silent as I pull down your pants and proceed to rectally violate you. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you in a way that will condone me bending you over. As we discuss this matter, you have a right to stop my sexual advances at any time, unzip my pants, and pleasure me orally.
You have the right to a camera man before having sex with me, to remain silent with my jawn piece in your mouth until you can talk to him/her, and to have him/her present when you are being subjected to my splooge cannon. If you want a camera man but cannot afford one through the act of prostitution, one will be provided to you at the cost of MORE SEX WITH ME.
If you do not understand each of these rights that I have explained to you, I could care less: spread 'em. Now that I have advised you of your rights, please remove your clothes and prepare to have hot wild monkey sex."