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"Pulling the stick from the collective ass of humanity since 1997." -- LisaG | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| Hi. I'm Jesus Hernandez Garcia Luigi Gonsoles, the silver plastic fetus baby. The #charmers figured they needed an interesting mascot to help navigate visitors around their site so here I am. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| In case you haven't noticed, this is where you are now. Whenever you see this box (or Jesus) just click your mouse button three times while saying "There's no place like home" and you will be magically whisked back here. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Sign Our Guestbook | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Click the box to the left to go to The Profiles page. Here you can learn about all of the freaks / weirdos (hey, at least we're ambitious) that make up the group known as the #charmers. |
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| The green button takes you to our news page. This is the most often updated and will be the first to have links to new features on our site. We recommend you check this page if you want to know what's going on in the lives of the #charmers at THIS VERY MOMENT. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| Uhm...I think they have these on every webpage. Click on that reddish pink button over there, and it will take you to a list of the #charmers' favorite websites. Some of them might even be interesting. So check 'em out. | |||||||||||||||||||||
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| I know this button might be mistaken for a yummy grape, but please don't try to eat it, you'll get electrocuted. So anyway, the #charmers are always looking for new friends, so just have your people contact their people by clicking the purple box. |
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