<Karash> who first formed this channel? | <{S}torm> I did, I formed it so we could all explode Kirsten-'s various orifices. aside from having sex with her.
<SiL> all these girls would be like, "I wish I had a penis so I could do Jon..." | <LisaG> I would
<SiL> I think he likes you and is seeing if you would be good in bed...=X | <SiL> "if she can iceskate and ride a unicycle, then she MUST be good!"
<Pr|me> <--- makes love to his ascend router | <HWSteorm> don't do that | <HWSteorm> all joor packets will get fucked | <HWSteorm> literally
<{S}torm> over the past 10 minutes, I have gone from brute to woman
<Mulder0> I'm sorry if I seem a little pissy..but who the hell are you?
<LisaG> best couple: 1 vote for Lisa's fist and Spiff's face
*** Spiff changes topic to "'<GroOVinG> if ab = c and b=c therefore a=c' <-- Our school system is a failure"
* SiL is running around the channel screaming with his pants down
<Frycow> Hell sometimes this isn't even a chatroom...just a room
<LisaG> [syn: prostitute, cocotte, harlot, trollop, bawd, tart, cyprian, fancy woman, working girl, sporting lady, lady of pleasure, woman of the street]
<SiL> I met a girl that I think likes me... | <LisaG> I have oreos...so I'd say our evenings are equally fantastic =D
* swos is scanning scott for an open port | * ScoBo sticks his foot in swos' open port
<Pyrid> I just downloaded ass online | <ScoBo> that's what the internet is for, right? lol
* LisaG is gonna go visit the shower | <LisaG> and possibly run water and soap over my naked body | * Darkman is interested in the conversation now
<beffy> Scott.....i remembered another reason why today sucks out the ass....
<gringo> pis ont vous chie dans face | <jerm> I think he told someone to piss on his face?
<Pr|me> you uncultured sheepfucking inbred motherfucker | <Brainfry> hey! I am not inbred!
* swos puts his underwear on his head again
<LisaG> "I believe you people should start living the same tightass hetero lifestyle as me"
<SiL> ele': and you fuck your mother with that mouth?
<{S}torm> i have discovered the secret of mojo! | <turbo> took ya long enough
* gregp mounts rob, storm and anna, and proceeds to perform wild sexual acts on storm while molesting rob in areas that feel funny, and while waving at anna
<Pr|me> cause i'm a womanizer, a habitual liar, a bottom dwelling scum sucking algae eater, a cheat, a fake, and a prick ass bastard...in a nutshell
<Pr|me> aha! Emily | * Robby kissles the phone | <Lamtron> rob is having phone sex... literally? | <{S}torm> is there any other way to have phonesex?
<{S}torm> A STROKE OF JENIUS!@#
<got> so where does cock fit in? <--- Greg's first day at sex-ed
<Robby> I want to learn that skill | <Robby> you know the one | <Robby> where the chick can make her ass shake like mad fast | <Robby> like.. almost vibrate | <Robby> that's like.. instant turn-on | <{S}torm> Robby: unless her ass is big. then it's just disgusting. | <Robby> yeah.. cause then one side doesn't keep up with the other side.. and sometimes the sides slap together and then it's all downhill from there
<Tamreil> yeah.. and while you're at it why don't you go ahead and suck my cock
<TGryphon> women are evil | <TGryphon> and men are jerkoffs | <TGryphon> so let's all just go reproduce asexually
<jerm> U.S. Population at 13,642 | <jerm> "We Don't Think Everyone Sent In Their Census Forms," Say Officials