Make Charme giggle!!

Species: Humanoid Geek-Chick (Suspected Alien-Changeling)
Alias: lille_eskimit / leetle_firecracker / ruiyyanko / babbie_wasabie
Origin: British-born, mixed-Asian (3/4 Peranakan*, 1/4 Thai)
Gender: Female
Age: 32 on 29 Sept 2009
Habitat: Fylde Coast, Lancashire, England, UK
Diet: Chews up and spits out pervs who try to chat her up
Stats: 5'2", 6 st, 32AA-22-33, IQ -148 (varies...but behaves blonde)

 Weapons:
Substantial literary ammunition, complete with voice box capable of glass-shattering decibel-voltage
 Weaknesses:
Verbal incontinence, juvenile tendencies and on a more serious note, Borderline Personality Disorder (recovering) and IBS etc.
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Comics, Taiwanese TV, Red Dwarf, Buffy, 24, Dr Who, X Files, Blackadder, QI, Top Gear, Heroes, Frasier, Mighty Boosh, Father Ted, Only Fools & Horses, non-English flicks, old films, documentaries, baking/cooking, singing/dancing, performing arts, weight training, Wing Chun, fruit&veggie, chrysanthemum tea, butter cream/cakes, sweeties/chocs, vintage stuff, fashion/costumes, art/styling/designing, shopping, weird things, cats/horses/huskies, markets/cafes, jazz/soul, drum&bass, trance/ambient, indie/alternative, opera/classical, new age/ethnic, all books, computers, new gadgety thingies, sci-fi/fantasy, adventure/RPG games (Myst/Second Life/WoW!!!), rice, swords/daggers, fluffy boots/ear muffs, runes/oracles, pretty countrysides, Brighton&Hove, treehouses, tropic isles, museums/galleries, snow, summer, my David&Zhouyi, Hello Kitty, Vincent Zhao, Jet/Bruce Lee, Stephen Fry, Paul Bettany, Colin Firth, Audrey Hepburn, Angelina Jolie, Eddie Izzard, Maggie Cheung, Shu Qi, Cate Blanchett, Alyson Hannigan etc

Further Description:
>Present occupation in full-time skiving
>Possible closet-goth due to morbid inclinations (under investigation)
>Quirky and scatty graduate from UCLAN and SIAD
>Awarded BA in Journalism, now pursuing computer programming cert.
 >Mother of an 8-year-old girl named Oracle Zhouyi (pronounced 'Joey')
>Bisexual, but happily-married to Mr G
>Writer & Designer (official job description)
>Soon-to-be Ex-Model ('cos it's just a big steaming pile of stinky poo)
 >Self-professed Style Guru, Exhibitionist and Hypochondriac!
>Practising Taoist-Pagan and Semi-Vegan-ish (health reasons)

 Fave Quotes:
"Please don't irritate me. I loathe being annoyed. It makes me angry and malicious." / "I didn't make the world; I just try to live in it." / "You're just jealous the voices aren't talking to you." / "This one time..." / "Me no speak English" / "Me no speak English" /

*Translation: Peranakan - a Malay term for a person who's of Chinese and Malay heritage...Genetically, I'm a mix of both races.

 
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