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| The Confusing Melilmonkey Have you ever been confused by melilmonkey? Did she get you so bad you wanted to throw her out the window? Well I have, wait, how can I because I'm melilmonkey, and how is that possible, me being confused by me? Anyway, back to the point. Well, today I'm going to tell you about thinking that you thought a thought but you didn't think a thought that you thought you thank but you really did think that thought. Now did you understand a word I said? Well, now I will tell you word from word. Now did you ever think in your life? Good. Now did you ever have a good thought? Now, have you ever forgotten about what you were thinking? I do that a lot, enough about me. Let's finish this explaining so I can get points (HA-ha). Were you so tired that you didn't know what you were doing and didn't care? Well, what I just said will help you in figuring this out. Say you had a good thought but it was really late and you were tired from working (and from the dinosaur kid). Then you think of a wonderful thought, but you were so tired you didn't understand what you thought. Therefore you thought you didn't have the thought that you thought you had. You thought you were just imaginging things. Now, this is normal ,but it shouldn't always happens, but it does to me. Now from where we left off. You knew it wasn't in your head because if it was how would you know that you thought? Now, you know that you did think that you thought because you did think. That means that you have to think in order to think that you thought about not thinking you thought. Which means that what I say is practically impossible to not think that you thought a thought. Well let me tell you one thing -- STAY CLEAR OF MELILMONKEY BECAUSE SHE IS A NUT....... The End |
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| THE WEIRD ZONE Long, long ago in a far away rural area called the Weird Zone, lived King Totally Out of Breath and his son Prince Guey Luey Mooy. They were the rulers of the entire land. It all started one wondesys (Monday) when the king ordered the prince to deliver a message to the village hall. Prince Guey Luey Mooy never went out on his own because there were weird things out there -- such as four headed cow talking trees, man-eating plants, stick houses and mean midgets. There was even worse stuff out there that no one had ever heard of. The prince was scared so he grabbed his six-legged stallion Gamalot so that he could ride him to deliver the message. Before you knew it, he was off. He was headed right for the creepy woods. While in the woods, he heard a noise and realized it was a cow eating the berries his maid had planted for when times were hard for the creatures. He was halfway there when he stopped at a well the king had built for the villagers. He was there at last, at the village hall to have the message read to the people. On his way back, he ran into a gang of midgets, but Gamalot ran over them. "Squish!" He returned home at last. He joined his father for a feast. The End. |
| REALITY OR SHMEALITY?? Have you ever seen those shows on TV where people go to meet other people and even marry them? While on these shows, the people lie and act in wrong fashions. What do you think these shows teach children? It teaches them that it's okay to lie and act like that. And people get paid millions, even billions of dollars to brain wash people. What's up with this world? Well, I think it's wrong, all these 'Reality' shows. Do you think they are reality or shmeality? |