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Question: What school do you have to drop out
of in order to graduate?

Answer: Sky diving school!



Question: What is a sheeps favorite sport?

Answer: B-a-a-a-sketball!



Question: What did the dirt say to the rain?

Answer: Thanks to you, my name is mud.



Question: Why was the palm tree popular?

Answer: Because it had plenty of dates!



Question: What do you get when you cross poison
ivy, with a four leaf clover?

Answer: A rash of good luck!



Question: What is white, cold, and travels up?

Answer: A confused snow flake!



Question: How did the carpenter break his teeth?

Answer: He chewed his nails!



Question: What's black-and-white, green,
black-and-white?

Answer: Two zebras fighting over a pickle!



Question: What did the fast-food cook give his fiancee?

Answer: A 14 carat onion ring!



Question: What's a car filled with water?

Answer: A car pool!



Question: When is a boxer like an astronomer?

Answer: When he sees stars!



Question: What are the largest ants in the world?

Answer: Gi-ants.



Question: Why would a spider make a
good outfielder?

Answer: Because he's good at catching flies!



Question: Why did the runner put a net over her head?

Answer: She wanted to catch her breath!



Question: What do chicks say when they're
stuck in traffic

Answer: Peep! Peep!

since 3/4/00