All right, I suck at telling jokes from memory, so
hopefully these aren't bad. I took these out of joke
books etc. a couple of years ago.. I should update
it I guess.. soon.
Anyhow, Licorice will tell you them and he thinks they are
quite tasteful... (can you say cheesy?)



Question: What is black and white, and black and white,
and black and white?

Answer: A Penguin rolling down a hill!



Question: How do you know when an elephant
is under your bed?

Answer: When your nose is touching the ceiling!



Question: What did the cat do when his
tail got cut off

Answer: It went to the retail store!



Question: How did the tree scare the burglar away?

Answer: With it's bark!



Question: Why did the lettuce blush?

Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!



Question: Why did the man bring his ice cream
on the boat?

Answer: Because he wanted an ice-cream float!



Question: What should you give a dog when he
does a good job?

Answer: A Bone-us!



Question: What is Lassie's favorite vegetable?

Answer: Collie-flower!



Question: What kind of car would a rich cat drive?

Answer: A Cat-illac!



Question: What did the hotdog say when he
won the race?

Answer: I'm the Wiener!



Question: What vegetable makes good music?

Answer: A beet!



Question: What did the tie say to the hat?

Answer: You go on a head, while I hang around.



Question: Why do students have such
good eye sight?

Answer: Because they're pupils!



Question: What did the one math book say
to the other?

Answer: Boy, do I have problems!



Question: What's the biggest jewel in the world?

Answer: A Baseball Diamond!



These are just the start! Visit Joke Page #2!