The CHeep And Orm Society

The CHAOSociety Presents...
Gifts that are Cheep at Twice the Price!

Everyone loves Orm and Cheep (well...me and Dave do at least) and this has lead to a huge demand in CHAOSociety merchandise made by those good people at Unofficial Orm and Cheep Enterprises 1987 (me and Dave). Most items are of a limited edition (i.e. one) and aren't actually for sale unless you offer a shed full of money. Mmmm...I like sheds.

May I recommend you actually download the free game as it is remarkable and I made it. So why not window(s98) shop in the Orm and Cheep shopping mall.

To place an order, just e-mail me all your credit card details. Twice.

Orm and Cheep World is truly one of the greatest games created (by me) in the entire world. Yes...even better than the Crystal Maze board game. Just listen (read) to these reviews and see the screenshots:

"I loved it. It is surely several minutes of cartoon fun" - Fat Ian

"Bastard. You finally beat the t-shirt I made" - Dave

Here are some of the games to play in Orm and Cheep World

Orm Golf; Move the mouse on the centres of the control circles to move the power bar and the directional arrow, then click on the button next to the picture of Orm to take the shot. If the ball goes in a hole, then well done !

Crow's Ka-raoke; Click on each character to repeat what was done before.

The Poo Game; Press shift to poo and use the arrow keys to aim. Kill those little Orms and Cheeps.

Cheep's Matching Game; It is the card game 'Matching Pairs'. Simple

The Joys of Tunnelling; Move the two moles about to collect all the worlds, once they are all collected the game ends.

Snail's Crickety Pinball; Move Up and Down to deflect the ball to hit the targets to gain points.

The Turtle Recall; Shoot the shell around the tiles to remove them, remove them all to finish. I don't know why either.

The Window Game; Shoot the hell out of the characters. Get back, get back I say, into that house, now !

The Bedboat Game; Move Cheep left and right to collect the falling Orms, but let the Rats drown ( as in the programme, it was really cruel )

Raven Maniac; Move about, press 'shift' to jump and don't touch the ball. Go to the lit worldpost to impress Crow.

Bathroom Nightmare; Shoot the oncoming Cheeps and Orms to protect the shower.

Pieces of Eight; Select a tile and try to find the treasure by using the 'distance away' measure.

To play the game, download it for free by clicking on the links. You will need a computer with Windows 98 or above and the ability to follow instructions so download the files and follow the instructions below. Do as it says and you will be playing Orm and Cheep World (with real Orm and Cheep sounds) in just a few minutes. Email your reviews and I will post them here.

Download One l Download Two l Setup File

To play the game, download the "setup" file on to a disk then download the first part of the game and place on the same floppy disk. Then download the second part and it place on a different disk. Re-insert (sniggers @ the word 'insert') the first disk and double-click on the setup icon. Follow the instructions given (using the second disk as disk 2) and then Orm and Cheep World should be placed in you Start Menu. Any problems, just email me on [email protected]

The Orm T-Shirt: This t-shirt is the same kind as the one sported by the one and only Orm. Yes, this yellow t-shirt with "ORM" written on the front can be yours by simply emailing me £24.99 plus £2.99 p&p. Or you can go to my bedroom and nick it out my wardrobe. See Orm modelling the actual one below.

The Video: This not only provides 67 minutes of cartoon fun, but also years of conversation for the pub/college-canteen/phone-call. You can obtain one by searching on the web (they are availiable for £2.99) or by offering Dave a huge amount for his copy.

The Orm and Cheep Tattoo: Just what you always wanted an Orm and Cheep tattoo. Disfigure you body forever by following these simple instructions. 1) Right click on a picture below 2) Place arm in printer 3) Choose "Print Picture" 4) When finished, remove arm and show to friends.

The Orm and Cheep Ruler: This is actual real Orm and Cheep merchandise! Owned by our friend Vicky, it dates back to 1987. A true antique. Priceless methinks, but if Vicky reads this and wants to sell (give) it me in return for eternal love...

Cheep Soft Toy: hand-crafted out of wool by Big Ian B. This soft round ball had legs, eyes and a beak just like Cheep's. It is available for free by climbing the fourth tree on the left in Worden Park in Leyland and looking in the hole aboot halfway up it as Tom Bezant accidently threw it up there back in Spring 2000; we have never forgiven him! It maybe a bit rotted, but will still make a wonderful gift for any child.


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