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The CHAOSociety Presents...
Orm and Cheep Stuff and Nonsense (Ka)


   

Orm and Cheep Video Blurb;

Outside Orm and Cheep's cosy little home the rain is pouring down. Cheep dreams of sailing on the high seas, and w hen he awakes, that's exactly what he's doing. They've been flooded out and their beds are afloat. As they drift along through the forest, it all seems like a carefree adventure, until Rat spies them from the bank. "Ah Ha! Breakfast in bed" he sniggers. Let's hope your little friends survive. (Yes, let's hope so)

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The recipe for 'Pieces o' Eight' biscuits; ( as featured on Orm & Cheep)

Treasure hunts are always great, when the treasure ends up on a plate - Richard Briers

You will need: 150g Plain Flour, 50g butter, 50g Sugar, 50g Hazelnuts, chopped, 3g Salt. Additional; Oven, bowl, greaseproof paper, yellow icing, a spade and a garden.

Put the dry ingredients into a bowl, add the butter and knead until a soft dough forms. Add the nuts and knead again. Roll out the mixture, cut into circles and place on greaseproof paper. Place in a cool oven ( 150c/gas2 ) and cook until ready (15 mins, ish ). Allow to cool, decorate with some yellow icing and make them look like coins or something vaguely like treasure. Take them out in the garden, bury them. Wait one week then invite a friend to find them.

WARNING; May contain nuts. Also the eating and making of these biscuits is dangerous, pointless and may lead to death, so don't bother, please.



Mole thinks only of shiny helmets. Sneaky Cat behind a tree.


Why Not Break the Ice with these Orm and Cheep 'Jokes':

What do you call a religious Cheep?A bird of prey.

What do you call Crow when he is mad? A raven maniac.

What do you call a worm on a shelf? An Orm-ament.

What did Mouse say when she/he chipped her front teeth? Hard cheese.

How can you tell which end of a worm is the head? Tickle it's middle and see which end smiles.

Why is giving Cat an award dangerous? As it usually ends in a Cat-a-Trophy.

Why did Cheep go to hospital? To get some tweet-ment.

What was Snail doing on the motorway? About one mile and hour.

Why is a hungry Cheep like Crow? They are both raven-ous.



Go on...play the completely Orm and Cheep related Neighbours Hangman. This game made its Chaosociety debut back in Oct 1999 and still exists today in the same form it did then (as I can't be bothered to update it). Type in your letter and press guess, you have five guesses at the letters or the word. So use that clue to solve that puzzle as that's when good neighbours become good friends, unless they hate each other or something..

Solve this...

Guess a letter (lower case only) ...

Type you guess here (lower case only)...



Now why not download the computer game Orm and Cheep World, go to Shopping. For more Orm and Cheep nonsense and pictures, go to the CHAOS Menu.

 

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