[Both] : Mr. T...? o_O
Me : <Sigh.> A little before my time, but I've heard of him. But... anyways... >_>
Squall : So... are you a loner, Elena? n_n
Me : ...Well... I have a lot of friends, but I don't hang around them a whole lot...
Squall : Wow. Same here.
Cloud : ...............
Squall : Are you single?
Me : Uh, yes. I said I was. >.>
Squall : Cool. I am too.
Cloud : Oh, come ON... <Rolls his eyes.>
Me : Well, we can't date, dude. See, you're... err... not my type.
Squall : Dammit.
Cloud : Struck down!
Squall : I just need someone to kick Rinoa's ass.
Me : ...I feel so... used. ._.;
Squall : No! I didn't mean it that way!
Cloud : Good job, Romeo... ~_~
Me : (Wow. This has turned out to be nothing like I expected...) <Pause.> (AH! Dude. I hope this doesn't turn end up like David's interview with He-Man.) <Shrug.> (But then again... these two are cute... AND the opposite gender of me. But... no. No no no no no...)
Squall : ..........
Cloud : Look, you scared her. She's gone mute. o_o;;
Me : No, I was just thinking.
Squall : Me too. I was just thinking... you're not half as crazy right now as you usually are.
Me : <Long pause.> ...What... do you mean by that? >_>;;;...
Squall : Um... I see you all the time...
Me : Oh, geez... the pictures I have on my wall. OH MY GOD! O_O!
Cloud : ...Oh, yeah. That's... true... I've seen you too. ^_^;;
Me : Okay, that's just... strange. PICTURES THAT CAN SEE ME?! Okay... dude... I don't do drugs. This cannot be a hallucination. <I laugh a bit.> I'm going crazy. That's just what it's come down to.
Squall : ..........
Cloud : ..........
Me : Well... <Deep breath.> Anyways...
Squall : I like you. =)
Me : ...That's great, but...
Cloud : <Sighs.> That's it. <Looks at Squall.> Okay, back off, buddy. She plays my game, Final Fantasy 7, more, so I think she likes me more. <Winks at me.> ^_~
Squall : Dude. You're friggen 21! She's 17, like me!
Cloud : <Shrugs.> So?
Me : <I slide away.> O-KAY! Just shut the fuck up already!
<<All of a sudden, Sephiroth comes walking in. Err... more like... crashing through the door. Whatever.>>
Sephiroth : <Swings his Masamune blade around carelessly, coming three inches short of my throat.> AHAHAHHA! DIIIIIIE! >=D!!!
Me : <Gulp.> Oh my God, that was TOO FUCKING close!!! O_O!
Squall : What the hell...?
Cloud : Sephiroth! You bastard! Almost killed this poor girl! >=(
Sephiroth : I MUST FIND SOMEONE TO BEAR MY CHILDREN!
Me : ...He wants to bestow his seed? o_O;
Squall : ...SeeDs?... O.o