Me: <I duck from the sword.> Um. No... <I look from side to side.> Ehh... don't look at me, buddy... >.>
Sephiroth : <Looks at Squall.> THEN YOU!
Squall : .....................EW! >_<! THAT'S DISGUSTING! Number one, I don't have the equipment necessary to carry a child. Number two, I DON'T FREAKIN' SWING THAT WAY!
<<Selphie suddenly skips into the room.>>
Sephiroth : <Looks at Selphie.> YOU!
Selphie : ...Me what? What did I do now?! o.o;;;
Squall : Selphie... RUN!
Selphie : Umm... >.>... <.<
Me : Seriously. Hide somewhere. That, or become mother to Sephiroth's children. -_-
Selphie : EEK! <Runs.>
Sephiroth : <Chases.> Get over here! We can have the Promised Land! And I'll show you my... "sword"...! <Winks.> Allow me to... "sheathe"... my sword. It's a rather large sword. <Grins that evil way he grins.>
Selphie : .............!
<<And, suddenly, we get yet another unexpected guest. Sorceress Edea.>>
Sorceress Edea : .........It's those SeeD brats!
Sephiroth : <Stares at Edea, gets starry eyed.> ...I've fallen in love! *_* <Walks over to her.> Hey! You can bear my children. We can live in the Promised Land, with Mother...! And we'll be happy! <Swings the Masamune around, again narrowly missing me.> That horn on your head sure could resemble me about now. ^_~
Me : ......................! DAMMIT! SERIOUSLY. STOP THAT. T_____T; <Ducks yet again.>
Sorceress Edea : Hmm. All right. <Walks off with Sephiroth.>
Squall : ...Okay. That was odd.
Me : ...............
Cloud : ...Sephiroth likes women?
Me : Sounds like he's got that whole "Oedipus profile" thing going on...
[Both] : What's that?
Me : When a guy falls in love with a woman who's like his mother.
Cloud : But his real mom was Lucrecia. o_O;
Me : Um, my point, genius. ~_~ Hojo wanted Lucrecia to bear his -- well, a -- child, and she accepted. So... Edea is like his mother, Lucrecia.
Cloud : ...I think I get it. ^_^;;
Me : <Sigh.> Okay.
Squall : ...I have no idea what the hell you people are talking about.
Cloud : You wouldn't. ~_~
Squall : What's that supposed to mean?! �_�
Me : He means you weren't in FF7, so...
Cloud : <Coughs.> Among other reasons...
Squall : Grr...
Me : SHUT UP! I want no fighting! Damn, Sephiroth almost sliced my throat open... I don't need you guys trying the same thing! T_T
Squall : But he's being mean to me!
Me : CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER! UGH! Get over it! Goddammit, what happened to your bad-assness?! >=/
Squall : ...........
Cloud : Haha. n_n
Squall : Damn! He reminds me of Seifer!
Me : ...Uh. Not really. O_o