...and a few unannounced characters. >.>;
-Elena Garcia-
Me : ...Um... oh... Hey! Today I'll be speaking with me two favorite Final Fantasy characters: Cloud Strife and Squall Leonhart. Cloud... you can go first. ^_^
Cloud : ...Oh. Okay. Well... my name's Cloud, and I'm 21 years old. I'm 5'7" and I--
Me : Okay... That's enough, hun. Let Squall introduce himself now. <.<;
Cloud : Fine...
Me : Okay, Squall. Your turn.
Squall : ...............
Me : Squall. Introduce yourself.
Squall : ...Whatever.
Me : Dammit, Squall! INTRODUCE YOURSELF! �_�
Cloud : Oh, God, man. Don't anger it!
Me : ..........
Squall : Well... Rinoa was just trying to feel me up before this, and... yeah... >.>
Cloud : Oh! I know how it is. Stupid Tifa... always gets close to me and almost suffocates me with those huge--
Me : OKAY! Can we just... calm down now?
[Both] : All right... ._.;
Me : <Ahem.> So... let me get this straight. You guys don't like the women that the Squaresoft� company put you with?
[Both] : That's right...
Me : Ah... sucks to be you.
Cloud : Yep. Man, it's all an act. But they take it so seriously, like we really like them.
Squall : Yeah, it BLOWS. The other guys all get whoever they want, but...
Me : You main men are set with the main ladies.
Cloud : Yes...
Squall : ...Unfortunately.
Me : So...
Squall : (Hmm... You know...) <Whispers to Cloud.> I think she's a pretty cool person. What was her name again...?
Cloud : <Whispers back.> I dunno. Ask.
Squall : <Nods, looks at me.> What's your name?
Me : ...Elena...
Cloud : DUDE! She has the same name as that chick from the Turks! <Stands up and pulls his Buster Sword from his back.> You better not be spying! Are you SURE you're not her, in disguise? �_�
Me : Yes, I'm sure. Last time I checked, I wasn't a member of an organized crime group. I'm just your average 17-year-old, single, artistic, opinionated girl. Nothing to get excited about...
Squall : Hmm. Nothing, huh? <Looks at me.>
Me : ...Squall. Why are you looking at me like that?
Squall : <Shrugs.> 'Cause.
Cloud : HE WANTS YOU! ^___^
Squall : Shut up... crossdresser. T_T <^>
Cloud : ..........What the fuck?! T_____T!
Squall : I've heard things. Hehe...
Cloud : Look, I had to save Tifa...
Squall : Thought you didn't like her? o_o?
Cloud : I DON'T! Well, not in a love way. Friends, yes. But, hey! Have you seen Barret?! He'd have killed me if I didn't save Tifa. >_>