Vito Guido: So you wanted to see the Don?
Juan Shan: Naw, dawg. I wanted to see Dr Kiebler so I could get dis mess sorted, ya feel me?
Vito Guido: Kiebler? Yes, we call him the Don around here. Or the Godfather. Either or.
Juan Shan: What da-- anyway, just take me to his ass so we could have a few lil' words, dawg...
Without hesitation, the man in the Armani suit leads The Blackinese Wonder to the top VIP room on the first section known as the Podium. Dr Kiebler and his assistant, Pazuza, can be seen filing paperwork and preparing for the massacre that will begin within the next few hours.
Dr Kiebler: Oh yays! One of the death combatants!
Juan Shan: Look, dawg. You and I be knowin' dat we went through some **** back in da UCE. But is you takin' dis out on me cuz me and Dr A tried to throw dat UC title match or some **** like dat?
Dr Kiebler: But of course not. I want to see PAIN! And DESTRUCTION! Oh yays! VIOLENCE!
Juan Shan: So you couldn't save dat for some random dudes on da street? Come on, dawg. We go back, ya feel me? Why is you doin' dis to ME?
Pazuza: Do not worry Dr Kiebler with your questions, Juan. He will DESTROY you!
Growing tiresome of the macabre wording used by the Carney Crew, The Blackinese Wonder heads back in to the hall area of the Coliseum in order to find something of use for the event. Coming across an outfit, battered and stained with old blood and scratches, Juan raises his index finger and thumb to his chin (not gasmask).
Juan Shan: Dis could might work in my favor or some ish like dat...
Back to Kiebs and Pazuza, the mighty dwarf chuckles to himself for a moment.
Dr Kiebler: I never did like that ill-colored wrassler...
Pazuza: Yeah, and when he and his buddies came busting through the door, I had to have Gob come in and take care of the situation.
Dr Kiebler: I'm going to love it when Playboy slits his throat! Oh yays!
Kiebs raises his stubby arms in the air as a sign of victory.
Pazuza: It will all come to an end very soon...
Playboy's Conquest...
