Playboy: Yes. I'd like to place an order for eight strippers, please.
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Playboy: Yes, in leather lingerie. That would be wonderful, and would go exactly with the plan. That is, of course, unless you have some kind of medieval attire...
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Playboy: You don't? Damnit! Oh well... I'll take the leather clad hookers. Thanks.
As the pipe smoking DRW wrassler hangs the phone up, he turns to his colleagues. Christy and Tiffany stand with their arms folded in patience, waiting for Playboy to make a statement.
Tiffany: So? What's the news? Did that get your mind off of the death battle?
Playboy: I can't believe you just brought that back up... ugh...
Christy: She speaks the truth. You need to have your mind set on a plan so that you don't go in to that fight empty handed. Juan is black. Maybe you should fight fire with fire. Shoot him with a desert eagle.
Playboy: Desert eagle? Is that some kind of new sexual position? Because I'll have you know... I'm up for anything... almost anything... if it involved two females... damn near anything.
Tiffany: ...Riiigght... anyhow, we need to get the situated. How are you going to stop Juan Shan from slaughtering your very existence? And from what I here, hell kind of sucks.
Playboy: Well, right now I'm worried about this awesome video in which I would make thousands upon millions of dollars with. I mean... that Joe guy did it. And so did the owner of Adult Friend Finders. Totally. I saw it on VH1 or some channel like that. Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Removing an old school pipe from a glass case used in the Renaissance era, Playboy stuffs a wad of tobacco on to the filter and lights it. The two females stare at him in confusion.
Christy: So you're really not worried about dying tonight?
Playboy: Dying? How the hell would I die tonight? Oh, lung cancer? No, that's not for another forty years or something like that. Don't worry about it, sweet cheeks.
The duo of double D's nod their heads, signalling that they give up on Playboy - for the time being, at least. The man of this portion of the story walks more-so throughout the St. Angel Castle.
Playboy: This place would be perfect!
Playboy continues to scheme as this particular scene fades out.
Juan and Playboy Finally Meet...
