72.Coming home before 4:30pm on a weekday almost never happens
73.You've spent more money on flags than you have on your college education
74.You've never worked so hard for a chunk of wood w/some metal on it (trophey)
75.You never could teach your dog to fetch cause everything you throw you have to catch yourself
76.No matter how good your guard is you still get the smallest coverage in the yearbook
77.The keds sales lady knows you personly
78.The school nurse knows you and your parents by first name
79.You know what a fulcrum is
80.Your guard has developed its own language
81.You know that if you try something wierd it might just end up in your show
82.Your school locker is an uncharted area to you
83.The term democracy is not in your vocabulary
84.You try more stunts than the s
85.You learn to love your instructer when you see other guards shows and uniforms
86.You went to every school football but never paid for one
87.Your nails have never extended beyond your finger tips
88.You know what's significant about June 14th (if not look at your calender)
89.You know wheather you've passed your limit or not
90.You know how to bend any rule
91.You've never actually watched a football
92.You can get any teacher to sympathize w/you and let you off for that missing assignment
93.You say guard halt when you want your friends to stop
94.You have had more pics taken of you than any of your friends
95.Your personl best is 60 push ups in one day
96.You can arm wrestle any band/chorus/drama/cheerleading member and win
97.You have electrical tape in your back pack
98.You have a screwdriver in your back pack
99.You have hit yourself in the head w/a flag/rifle/sabre more times than you would like to think about or can think about!
100.Your friends have had to sedate you for usin asuring stick and/or musical insturment bow to practice sabre blade tosses