324 Ways To Tell You've Been In Colorguard Too Long
101.You walk in step with your guard friends

102.You can talk about practically anything at practice and competitons no matter who's around

103.When you hear "learn this" while you picking up your stuff

104.You march to the back ground music in the mall

105.You jazz walk/run at home, school, mall, etc..

106. You do split leaps down every hall you come to

107.Every time you find a bruise/scrape on yourself, you automatically know you got it at a guard rehearsal

108.You've used up all the white out covering up the marks on the ceiling/wall from the rifle you WEREN'T spinnning in the house...and need more

109.You cheer louder than the s at football

110.When you are together so much (because of practice or just getting together) that you all get your period at the same time!

111. When your instructor feels she has enough on the job training to look for a 2nd job as a hairstylist/makeup artist to supplement her income during the summer

112.When all your "outside the guard" friends roll their eyes and whisper not again, as u talk about how cool ur show is, and how u manage to "nail" ur tosses everytime

113.When you can drop spin and carry on a conversation, and jazz step all at the same time, with out even thinking about it

114.When you point your toes in your sleep

115.When you get teary eyed when you have to put your saber down so you can eat dinner

116. When Colorguard is practically all you talk about!

117.When your colorguard friends is all you talk to.

118. When you spend 10-15 hours of your day practicing on spinning!

119.When you spend all your free time looking at band related websites

120. When you look at the websites of other bands in your area just to get the inside info on their show

121. Your out of guard friends have heard so much about guard, they are almost pros at it

122. when you''ve left more bruises on band members (especially the drumline!) than on yourself, and are proud of it!

123.Your friends notice bruises on you and you didn't even know that they were there!

124. When it becomes a to see how many patches and buttons fit on a letter jacket

125. When you don't own any socks that don't have holes in them

126. When the only age that matters is 22

127. When you have one giant brown grass spot in the backyard from practicing so much

128. When stadium nachos and hot dogs are a delicacy

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