324 Ways to Tell You've Been In Colorguard Way Too Long
41.You know how many people can be crammed into a minivan

42.Lycra-spandex has become a permanent part of your closet

43.You have never taken a dance class but you know more terms than in the foreign language you took

44.The soles of your practice shoes have holes in them from doing to many terms.

45.You've left your house wearing things you swore you never would like hair curlers, spandex, 2 tons of makeup,etc

46.You've been in a wrestler room when there were no wrestlers

47.You've been in a guys locker room when there were no guys in it

48.Getting a sip of water is considered an act of love and kindness from your instructor

49.You find yourself critqueing every parade you see

50.Caravans are run like well oiled machinery

51.You will not consider anything over $5 dinner while at a competition

52.The bandroom becomes your home away from home

53.You become your own pharmacist

54.Anyone who carries fem. products becomes your best friend

55.You know how many teenage s you can fit in a hotel room

56.You know how to manage 9 s and 1 bathroom

57.You wish they offered time/money/stress management in school

58.You wish they offered nap time in school

59.The term battle of the es has been turned into battle of the bands/guards

60.You can mock all other bands/guards quite well

61.4 1/2 hours of sleep before a competition is considered lucky

62.You know what jell-o arms and legs feel like

63.You've considered dating a band/percussion member or have dated one

64.Your parents know of more h.s. now than when they wer in h.s.

65.Asking your parents for money has reached the extreme

66.Having your show finished the day before your first competiton/performance is considered lucky

67.You know nothing is ever definite

68.There's no such thing as a "summer vacation"

69.The smell of sun screen makes you think of band camp

70.Getting 2 new uniforms a year is a rarity
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