324 Ways To Tell You've Been In Colorguard Too Long
There is that ever popular question that we all ask one time or another; how do I know if I have been here way way too long.  Well here is a list that will answer that question.
1.You walk on step to all music you hear

2.You spin pencils/pens/mops/brooms/pool cues, etc.

3.You have a drawer full of flag t-shirts.

4.You're constantly involved in fund raisers (wanna buy a some fruit?)

5.The term attitude has lost all meaning.

6.You know where every highschool in your circuit is located.

7.You are an expert at assembling backdrops.

8.When you hear a song you've done a routine to you get estatic.

9.You know all the reasons why sabers are better than men

10.You've seen 3:30 in the morning many times

11.Seperate checks in a restaurant are the best thing to ever happen to you.

12.Your lucky if your instructor gets your name right.

13.You're considered lucky if your instructer noticed your haircut.

14.You know how to wrap your own bandages.

15.You have a flag calus on your right palm under your small finger.

16.You have a permanent rifle bruise on your left and right thumbs.

17.You have more inside jokes than any of your other friends.

18.You can smile genuinly on command.

19.Your priorities are slightly askew.

20.You have an excuse for everything.

21.You can catch anything thrown at you.

22.You find yourself telling your friends to run for chewing gum

23.You find yourself telling your friends to run for swearing

24.Every song becomes a possible flag routine

25.You know the perfect spot for a toss in your favorite songs

26.Finals are a positive thing

27.Your calluses are less stressful than practice

28.You know that "one more time" never means one more time

29.You can do your hair and make-up anywhere

30.You can change into your uniform anywhere

31.Someone who can throw a piece of wood 40ft in the air and catch it becomes your hero

32.You find yourself designing flags/uniforms/drill in your classes

33.You've missed more 4th periods than you've been to

34.You can change, go to the bathroom, and go to your locker in 4.5 min

35.You laugh like everyone else on your guard

36.You use two hands to tell your left from your right

37.You count all music to beats of 6 or 8

38.You constantly watch t.v. dance shows for a good new move

39.Watching a 1/2 show has become more then a leisure activity

40.Leaving your seat at 1/2 time would be considered a sin
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