[As Wildfire comes back from commercial, all of the lights go out in the arena as the very familar opening hits the airwaves...]
[A green spotlight, blue spotlight, and purple spotlight all appear on the stage before converging into one brilliant strobe as the crowd noise intensifies.]
[PAGE]: Interesting to see what kind of entrance The Legacy has for us this week...
[DIAMOND LOU] : From the Inner-Triangle of Bermuda...weighing in at 275 lbs...THE LEGACY...LENNOX....MULLROIX!!!!
[A HUGE explosion of green pyro goes off all across the stage as Lennox Mullroix appears in the center of the colored spotlight, dressed what appears to be a Wolverine costume purchased from a Halloween store.]
[MCCOY]: I didn't know Wolverine was black...
[PAGE]: Mullroix continuing to knock the name of of his opponent...God, he looks ridiculous in that thing...
[Mullroix looks out at the crowd and waves a gloved hand (complete with plastic claws) into the air as the crowd cheers and laughs at the sheer ridiculousness of Lennox's appearance. Mullroix then points the clawed hand at the crowd before jumping up onto the ring apron and tearing the costume off, revealing his usual gear of neon green wrestling tights with the word 'LEGACY; scrawled on the back in neon blue letters. He also has purple athletic tape around each wrist and he wears a neon purple tanktop reading "Beast? More like the BITCH!" on the back of it in neon green letters. Gold chains bounce off his muscled chest as he steps into the ring and climbs the buckles, pointing out at the crowd and then tossing the chains down to a ringside attendant. He then tears his shirt off, to the delight of the female fans in the audience, and backflips off the top rope into the ring, beckoning for a mic as he does so.]
[The music fades as Lennox gets on the mic.]
[THE LEGACY]: My opponent tonight Because I'll be soaring and I'm the Best and If he thinks he can win 'Cause I'm going to give you If talent were money [At this, the Beast comes tearing down the rampway, no music, no fanfare, no pyro, he slides into the ring, where Lennox was waiting for him, as the Beast stands up, Lennox immediately traps him in a belly to belly overhead suplex.]
[PAGE]: Looks like Lennox was just trying to get a rise out of the Beast, put him off guard, and from the looks of things it worked.
[As Lennox gets up to continue the match, he's met with a rising spear from the Beast. Beast follows through with the spear, crouching on top of Mullroix firing lefts and rights at his face.]
[MCCOY]: Somebody stop this, he's gonna damage Mullroix's face.
[PAGE]: .......
[MCCOY]: What?
[Suddenly Lennox catches the Beast's left arm, and rolls himself, so suddenly The Beast is face down on the mat, and locked into a Crossface Chickenwing, courtesy of the Legacy.]
[PAGE]: What a reversal. I didn't know body's could bend that way.
[MCCOY]: If anyone could do it, it would be the Legacy, or Loki.
[Barry Alexander asks the Beast if he wants to give up. He screams a muffled, yet resounding 'NO' through the arm of Lennox Mullroix.]
[MCCOY]: The Beast should just give up here. Save himself the embarrasement that Lennox is set to give him.
[PAGE]: I don't think Lennox is looking for the win right away. He's probably just trying to wear The Beast down; after all he's probably not up for a long match after that brutal TLC match with Loki at End of Days.
[As if to confirm what Page was saying, Lennox gets off The Beast, shoving his face into the mat for good measure. Lennox takes a chance to parade around the ring, flexing his muscles, much to the delight of the ladies in the audience, and the chagrin of their boyfriends.]
[MCCOY]: The ladies want him, and the men want to be him.
[PAGE]: There's a big difference between Loki last week, and the Beast this week. He's got a chance to play to the crowd, and use that as fuel.
[As the Beast gets to his feet, Lennox turns to face him. The two tie it up in a collar elbow lock up. The Beast shifts his weight, tossing Lennox over with a hip toss. With Mullroix in the seated position, the Beast snaps a kick into the Legacy's back. With Lennox rolling around on the ground in pain, the Beast runs launching himself backwards off the second rope with a moonsault. Lennox gets his knees up just in time.]
[PAGE]: Lennox was playing possum, and the Beast took the bait.
[MCCOY]: Loki wouldn't fall for a ploy like that.
[With the Beast down, Lennox quickly scampers up the corner turnbuckle, and launches off with a 450 body splash. This time the Beast gets his knees up.]
[PAGE]: Now The Beast fools Lennox.
[MCCOY]: LOKI STYLE!
[The Beast drags Lennox to his feet and Irish Whips him off the far ropes. As Lennox comes back, the Beast locks him into his own belly to belly suplex. He tosses Lennox over, but Lennox manages to land on his feet. As the Beast turns around, Lennox goes for a kick to the midsection, but the Beast manages to catch Lennox's foot. Lennox jumps up with an enziguri attempt, but the Beast ducks. The Legacy spins around, landing on his feet, however facing away from the Beast. The Beast charges in, trying to lock Mullroix in a camel clutch, however, the Legacy, flips the Beast over with a snapmare, and locks in his own Camel clutch. The Beast is near the ropes, but instead of just hooking a foot on the ropes, He plants both feet on the second rope, and flips backwards over Lennox's head, planting the Legacy with a reverse face buster.]
[PAGE]: What an exchange by both men. Perhaps this battle is a bit closer than you had thought Russell.
[MCCOY]: The Beast cannot beat the Legacy, he's just no Loki!
[The Beast drags Lennox up by the hair, and whips him into the corner, he follows the Legacy in with a hard clothesline to Mullroix's back. The Beast lifts Lennox up, setting him atop the corner. The Beast climbs up behind him.]
[PAGE]: Looks like the Beast is going for a superplex. This could be all over.
[However, Lennox fires a few elbows back into the Beasts face, causing the Beast to fall backwards off the turnbuckle. He lands on his head, as Lennox stands up, taking a quick second to pose to the crowd, before dropping down into the splits, his legs bouncing off the top ropes.]
[PAGE]: THAT'S IT...
[Lennox's body twists off the ropes, hitting a moonsault on the prone Beast.]
[PAGE]: THE MAX OUT! THE MAX OUT! It's all over but the crying.
[Lennox goes for the pin.]
[ONE...
[TWO...
[THREE!!]
[PAGE]: Lennox with the win over the newcomer.
[MCCOY]: He made short work of the Beast.
[PAGE]: Short, yes. Easy, no. Lennox had to work hard for it. The Beast may be new, but he had a few great oppurtunities here. A simple rookie mistake was all it took however, to let Lennox land the Max Out, and end this match.
[DIAMOND LOU]: AND YOUR WINNNER, AT A TIME OF 5:42, THE LEGACY, LENNOX MULLROIX!
[PAGE]: It's gonna be Lennox, not the Beast on his way to challenge Loki, for the Norseman's TV Title.
[MCCOY]: Too bad, Loki's gonna cream Lennox.
[PAGE]: That remains to be seen. Stay tuned, we got more great action when Wildfire comes back.
[Fade to a commercial for The Matrix Reloaded.]
His name is 'The Beast'
But when I am all done
He'll be 'The Deceased'
I'll be flying while
He'll be losing and
He'll be dying.
He's a Pretender
Must be a drinker
On a helluva bender
and that I'll lose.
Stop snorting that crack
and drinking that booze
a dose of the facts,
Don't need adamantium
to whip your comic book ass
I'd be nothing but rich
and you'd still be a nothing
,
Nothing but a BITCH.