[The arena lights begin to flicker as the snare and bass drum rolls at the start of Rage Against The Machine�s �Snakecharmer� blasts through the speakers followed by the rapping of Zach de la Rocha.]

[MCCOY]: Now what the hell is going on?

## Satellites and, pair of mirrors and, and a man without a home ##
## With a horse, and a rider, and a clever, cunning killer ##
## Silent in error and vocal in spotlights ##
## Lying always sucking on a bottle of, that sweet, indulgent fluid ##
## Oh greed oh yes oh greed oh yes! ##
## Oh greed oh yes ##

[Red and Black pillars of smoke rise up from each side of the stage as red spotlights start shining down. On the CSWAtron screen black and white footage is shown of a masked luchador flying off the top rope with a Somersault Body Press Suicida. Everything is in black and white, except there is a red glow around the masked luchador.]

## Yeah! ##
## Yeah! ##
## Yeah! ##
## Yeah! ##

## Your frienship is a fog ##
## That disappears when the wind redirects ##

## You! ##
## Yes you! ##

[The CSWAtron screen continues with more black and white footage of the of the masked luchador this time locking on a Elevated Inverted Indian Deathlock Leg Lock on an unsuspecting opponent, once again the luchador is surrounded by a glowing red aura. As this is playing underneath the screen Murray Monroe with his yellow-crooked-some-missing-snaggle-toothed grin and wearing his black CSWA trucker-style baseball cap, a wrinkled black polo-style shirt with CSWA screen printed over the left side of his chest, comes strutting down the stage heading towards the announce table.]

[MCCOY]: What the hell is this guy doing now?

## Father's expectations, soul soaked in, spit and urine ##
## And you gotta make it where? ##
## To a sanctuary that's a fragile American hell ##

## An empty dream ##
## A selfish, horrific vision ##
## Passed on like the deadliest of viruses ##
## Crushing you and your naive profession ##

[The music slowly dies down as Monroe has reached the announcer's table and put on a headset.]

[MONROE]: Hello Daddy the Money Man is back. I�m here to brighten up this show with something that will get those cash registers in the concession stands ringing.

[PAGE]: You know we have a show to do.

[MCCOY]: Can somebody get security out here?

[MONROE]: That�s right Daddy we do have a show to put on and I�m here to bring the main attraction.

[Pyro shoots up on either side of the stage as the red and black smoke comes shooting up again, out from the backstage comes a masked wrestler wearing no shirt with a muscular tanned build, red and black snake print wrestling pants and a red and black snakeprint mask, he starts making his way down the ramp towards the table.]

[MONROE]: HE'S A MAN OF MYSTERY, DADDY! BUT YOU DON'T NEED AGATHA CHRISTIE TO SOLVE IT, DADDY! JUST LOOK UP IN THE SKY WHEN THE BELL RINGS, DADDY! FIVE DEADLY VENOMS RAININ' DOWN ON YA, DADDY!".

[MCCOY]: What the hell is this Iowa city or Mexico city?

[The CSWAtron once again lights up with the image of the masked luchador flying of the top rope this time with a Somersault Senton With Twist.]

[MONROE]: And you know what else?

[This time the screen lights up with the masked luchador executing a La Majistral (Step Over Armbar Cradle) on his opponent.]

[MONROE]: HE CAN DO IT ON THE MAT TOO, DADDY! VERSATILITY! AGILITY! MOBILITY! AND HOSTILITY, DADDY!

[The masked wrestler has reached the stage and is standing next to Monroe now as the screen is now showing an image of him executing a Reverse Bulldog.]

[MONROE]: STRIKE LIKE A COBRA, CHOKE YA LIKE A BOA, DADDY!

[Now the screen is showing the masked wrestler wrap up his opponent in a Ring Rope Surfboard.]

[MCCOY]: What did he do ransack a Taco Bell.

[PAGE]: Well actually I�m not sure but I believe this is Serpiente Americano, one of the fastest rising names on the Independent scene.

[MONROE]: YA BETTER BELIEVE IT DADDY! SERPIENTE AMERICANO! SILENT BUT DEADLY!

[PAGE]: What do you plan on doing here?

[MONROE]: Well Daddy it�s simple We�re gonna revolutionize the CSWA. Daddy! Ya better believe it. Those turnstyles are gonna be rolling and everybody is going to come to see Serpiente Americano as he lays the snakebite down. Starting next week Daddy.

[PAGE]: That�s just great but right now we have to take a break, fans we�ll be right back.

CONTINUE

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