[Fade up from Loki and Faith in the dressing room]

[PAGE]: The action doesn't stop though as this next match is sure to be, well, one can only say dynamite...if not hell in the ring!! The return of "the Legacy" Lennox Mullroix ladies and gentlemen, as he pits himself against...

[McCOY]: ...the man who brought the Axis to its greatest point ever by joining the Darkness...

[PAGE]: ...one man's opinion...as he pits himself against Loki, who yes, only recently alligned his Axis power alongside that of Ripper Longshanks' Darkness, arguably creating the most powerful incarnation of the Darkness the wrestling world has ever seen.

[McCOY]: I'm not going to argue that point Eddie. Loki took a big step in bringing his men over to the Darkside to fight the idiocy of the Authority, and I have to say that this match is going to affect the outcome of this blood feud, even if that moron Mullroix isn't an Authority member.

[PAGE]: And let's not forget the most important thing about this bout...it is going to be a TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS match.

[The camera pans over the ringside area where said components of the match are strewn about, awaiting the fun that is to come.]

[PAGE]: Anything and everything in this match is virtually legal, but it still has to be the one, two, three, that is made by Referee Barry Alexander to decide the outcome.

[McCOY]: This is going to be one for the history books Eddie.

[PAGE]: Absolutely...and without further adieu, let's get to ring annoucer "Diamond" Lou Walsh to get this match underway, another example of what you only see HERE, in the CSWA.

[The camera fades from Page and McCoy to "Diamond" Lou Walsh, who stands smiling in the ring. The bell sounds three times.]

[DIAMOND LOU]: LADIES and GENTLEMEN, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS MATCH!!

[The crowd's excitement is obvious as the camera pans over the audience, some holding signs crying for the TLC contest.]

[DIAMOND LOU]: Approaching the ring area...

[Thunder crashes, rolling out over the audience in waves. As the first chords of Falkenbach's "Walhall" drift out over top, the figure of a winged man can be seen, emerging at the top of the ramp.]

## Soul arose that morning like a sunwheel at the sky... ##
## Shallow land two ravens high above gave me the sign... ##

[DIAMOND LOU]: ...representing the DARKNESS...hailing from Edmonton, Alberta, weighing 215 lbs., LOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIII!!

[Loki, as well as wearing the wings, is dressed in his typical black cargo pants, red Airwalks, and a "F*ck Jack Cross" t-shirt. His black hair has been formed into small, fat spikes. His demon-red eyes are lined thick and heavy with black, giving him a particularly sinister appearance.]

## Walhall the hall of shining shields ##
## where once I'll be to celebrate my death... ##

[The wings unfurl and he glides down the ramp moreso than he actually walks down it. Gripped in his hands are two lillies. Loki, eyes downcast, face grim, holds them before him as though he were part of a funeral procession.]

## Farewell my sword may lead me into ancient realms... ##

[As he approaches the bottom of the ramp, he pauses for a moment, and amid the crashing of the music, the Norseman very gently, very daintily, peels away one of the petals. He observes the crowd thoughtfully, as if they are the show and lays the petal on his tongue.]

## Valkyrjur will take my hand to lead me on my way... ##
## Himinbjorg so soon there Heimdall will welcome my soul... ##

[The Norseman, still chewing on the petal, finally appears frustrated with appearances and rips apart the rest of the lily with his teeth, leaving bits of flower on the ground, but no doubt ingesting the majority of it. He leans over the barricade at ring-side and passes the intact lily to a young blonde woman before kissing her deeply.]

## Walhall the hall of shining shields ##
## where once I'll be to celebrate my death... ##

[The music fades and at the same time, the lights go down. Loki starts into the ring.]

[DIAMOND LOU]: AND his opponent...

[All of the lights go out in the arena as the very familar opening hits the airwaves...]

## I'M COMIN'... ##
## WATCH YOUR BACK... ##

[A green spotlight, blue spotlight, and purple spotlight all appear on the stage before converging into one brilliant strobe as the crowd noise intensifies.]

[PAGE]: We all know what this means!

[McCOY]: We all know WHO this means...

[To everyone's surprise, instead of continuing with Will Smith's 'I'm Comin', which is the Legacy's usual entrance theme...the PA cuts into a song of a different kind: "Faith" by George Michael.]

## Well I guess it would be nice ##
## If I could touch your body ##
## I know not everybody ##
## Has got a body like you ##

## But I've got to think twice ##
## Before I give my heart away ##
## And I know all the games you play ##
## Because I play them too ##

[The massive multicolored spotlight swings over to the side of the stage, where a motorized ring cart bursts through the curtain, driven by a gorgeous Swedish model in a green string bikini. In the back, sitting on a majestic throne, is "The Legacy" Lennox Mullroix. As the crowd gets sight of him and begins to roar, Mullroix stands up with his heavily muscled arms in the air. He points at Loki in the ring with a big grin on his face as he begins to 'cut the rug' on the back of the cart, dancing to the lyrics of "Faith."]

[DIAMOND LOU]: ...weighing 275 lbs., making his return to professional wrestlinggggggg.... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS "THE LEGACYYYYYYY" LENNOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX MULLLLLLLLLROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!

## Oh but I ##
## Need some time off from that emotion ##
## Time to pick my heart up off the floor ##
## And when that love comes down ##
## Without devotion ##
## Well it takes a strong man baby ##
## But I'm showing you the door ##

## 'Cause I gotta have Faith... ##
## I gotta have Faith! ##
## I gotta have Faith-Faith-Faith ##
## I gotta have FAITH-FAITH-FAITH! ##

[PAGE]: Oh my...Loki looks furious!

[McCOY]: I must admit though, he ain't a bad dancer...

## Baby ##
## I know you're asking me to stay ##
## Say please, please, please, don't go away ##
## You say I'm giving you the blues#
## Maybe ##
## You mean every word you say ##
## Can't help but think of yesterday ##
## And another who tied me down to loverboy rules ##

[Mullroix, still dancing away, is dressed in neon purple wrestling boots and neon purple wrestling trunks that go to the top of his muscled thighs with the word 'LEGACY' emblazoned on the back in neon green letters. He has pink athletic tape around each wrist and he wears a neon green tanktop that shows the 'End of Days' logo on the front, with the words "Loki vs. The Legacy..." underneath it. The back has an airbrushed image of Mullroix in bed with Loki's wife Faith, both covered by sheets, along with the words "Battle for the BITCH!" in pink letters above it.]

[McCOY]: He may be dressed to kill, but Loki is ready to maim after seeing that t-shirt...

[As the cart pulls up to the ring, Mullroix steps off onto the ring apron and leans back against the ropes with his arms spread wide, bathed in camera flashes from the entire crowd. He then climbs the buckles and slowly points out at the entire crowd in a sweeping motion before flexing his right arm, highlighted by the spiral tattoo that says 'ABYSS' underneath it that is on his left shoulder. After the posedown, Mullroix backflips into the ring and takes 'center stage' getting down on one knee with both arms in the air before bringing them up in the standard bicep flex. He then beckons for the mic as the music finally dies and the lights come up.]

[PAGE]: Another attention grabbing entrance by the Legacy.

[McCOY]: He came in on a throne, he'll go out in a body bag.

[MULLROIX]: I just want to say that this match is dedicated to Faith...the soon-to-be mother of a little Mullroix!

[PAGE]: How much farther can he go with this?

[As if in response, Lennox walks over to the cart and pulls out three dozen long stemmed roses from under the throne...]

[McCOY]: Ummm, Loki's bouquet seems to be withering as we speak...

[The Legacy walks over and tosses the massive rose arrangment onto the lap of the blonde that Loki kissed earlier.]

[MULLROIX]: Those are for you, baby. (He looks over at Loki) You got her flowers too, I see. Those are...quaint. Anyway, I'd give ya a kiss before I whip Loki's ass, but while some people can't kiss people who smoke, I can't kiss someone who just had Loki's tongue in her mouth. Baby, that's nasty. Get yourself some Binaca or something and I'll make it up to ya after the match with some REAL TLC!

[He pulls the tanktop off and tosses it into her lap before rolling back into the ring to face the enraged Loki.]

[MULLROIX]: As for YOU...I got a little sumptin sumptin for ya and it goes like this:

Your wife may be sweet
but you're nothing but sour
I'll beat ya in minutes
Ain't paid by the hour.

You'll be eatin' a table
and suckin' on chair
while I'll be dancing on mat
and walking on air.

You may have the Darkness
But I have myself
and me and I'll hurt ya;
Put ya on the shelf.

When it's all said and done
you'll be cursing your life
while I'll be in bed
F*CKING YOUR WIFE!

[Loki has had enough and he charges Lennox in a rage, who rolls out of the ring and showcases his speed by effortlessly running around the ring before Loki can reach him, grabbing a chair as he does, and then sliding into the ring. As Loki follows, he's met with a piece of steel to the head.]

THWACK!

[PAGE]: The bell just sounded, we are underway and a chair has already been used! Get ready folks, this one's going to be a massacre.

[McCOY]: Yeah, but who'll be the deceased? My money's on Pimp Daddy Stupid over there...

[PAGE]: Well apparently that first chair usage was meant to infuriate more than injure, as Mullroix has already slid out of the ring to celebrate!

[McCOY]: Look at him prancing around, making those lewd gestures towards the ladies...man, did I miss this guy.

[PAGE]: Loki won't put up with it for long though as he's back on his feet!

[Loki ventures to charge outside and lay a boot in the ass to Mullroix, but is held back by Barry Alexander, who is trying to organize some semblance of order. Alexander orders Mullroix back into the ring and lays the count on him. Mullroix, with a huge smirk, obliges and rolls back in. Loki once more shows the initiative and charges past Alexander, shoving Mullroix into the turnbuckle with an oomph.]

[PAGE]: If Mullroix keeps that showboating throughout this match we're going to have to peel Loki off of Mullroix's carcas if Loki has his way!!

[McCOY]: Let's hope Loki sends that pompous ass back to where he came from.

[Loki shoves his shoulder continuously into Mullroix's midsection, and then with a yell of rage, begins to bite into Mullroix's face.]

[PAGE]: Dear GOD!

[McCOY]: The Dancing Fool won't like that one bit.

[Referee Alexander steps in and instructs Loki to break the bite, counting to four, when Loki finally stops. Loki gives a yell and once again continues to bite!]

[PAGE]: This is madness!

[McCOY]: And the fun hasn't even begun yet!

[Once again Alexander steps in, much to the displeasure of the fans. Alexander has to literally tear Loki from Mullroix's face, which shows signs of nearly being broken open. Loki protests as Mullroix is able to collect his thoughts. He sees the chair he used at the opening near his feet and picks it up, turning his back and leaning on the ground, so Loki is none the wiser when he walks back towards Mullroix.]

[McCOY]: Look out...

[Lennox spears Loki in the midsection, causing the crazy Norseman to stagger backwards, as Mullroix, much to the delight of the fans, cracks the steel chair over the back of Loki not just once...]

THWACKKKKK!

[PAGE]: HERE WE GO!!

[Not just twice...]

THWACCCCCCK!

[But three times!]

THWAAAAACK!

[McCOY]: Oooh I'm going to love this...

[Lennox touches his face to make sure he wasn't cut open by Loki's savage biting. Loki, who sits face down on the mat, begins to stir and is met by a few slaps to the face by Mullroix.]

[PAGE]: "The Legacy" out to humiliate more than anything!

[McCOY]: You think??

[Lennox steps back, steel chair still in hand, and taunts Loki to give it to him. The two men circle each other, when Loki takes the initiative to charge Mullroix. The latter swings the chair wildly at his charging foe, only to miss. Loki hooks an arm around Mullroix's neck and snaps him down to the canvas with a thud.]

[PAGE]: Loki with some more offense as the brash Mullroix took a risk hoping to hit a grand slam, swinging that chair wildly!

[McCOY]: [snidely] Ever consider a baseball commentary job?

[Loki's eyes widen as he picks up the poor beaten chair. With a glint of insanity, he yells "REVENGE!" at the top of his lungs and begins to swing wildly at the floored Mullroix.]

THWACK!

THWACK!

THWACK!

[PAGE]: LOKI IS GOING INSANE HERE!

[McCOY]: GOING insane??

[Mullroix tries to roll and take the brunt of the chair shots on his back, but still suffers from Loki's attempts. Loki then lunges onto Mullroix's frame and begins to blatantly choke the downed superstar. Referee Barry Alexander looks totally in awe from Loki's homicidal aggression, but lays the count still anyway. At four, Loki breaks the choke and resumes his practice from earlier, BITING Lennox's face!]

[McCOY]: Loki must have missed a meal today.

[Once again at four, Loki breaks, this time, having succeeded to gnaw enough to cause blood to drip forth from Mullroix's face.]

[McCOY]: OH YEAH bleed him!!

[PAGE]: Ripper obviously making a great choice in obtaining the partnership and friendship of the crazed Viking!!

[Loki stands up and smears some of Mullroix's blood on his face, mimicking war paint. He again yells "REVENGEEEEEE!" which is met with a chorus of boos. Loki slings himself outside, seeing Mullroix is still out of it on his back in the ring, and picks up a VERY tall ladder. The fans cheer loudly, knowing what lays ahead will not be pretty!]

[Just as Loki is about to make his way back in though, Mullroix comes to life by charging forward with a baseball slide!]

CRASHHHHH!

[PAGE]: MULLROIX JUST DECAPATATED LOKI NEARLY WITH THAT BASEBALL SLIDE, CAUSING THE LADDER IS CRASH RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!

[McCOY]: He'd better get up and quick, that damn ladder is still laying on him!!

[Mullroix looks at the fans, and again gives a flirtatious glance to Faith, who only looks away in disgust. "The Legacy" quickly mounts the ropes, and with one final glance, launches himself off the turnbuckle with a flying leg drop!]

THUNNNNNNNNNNNNNK!

[PAGE]: HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! It's a TRAIN WRECK! "THE LEGACY" CONNECTED WITH THAT FLYING LEG DROP OFF THE TURNBUCKLE TO THE OUTSIDE, AND ONTO THE LADDER WHICH STILL WAS LAYING ON TOP OF LOKI!

[McCOY]: That idiot just took both himself and his opponent out!! BRAINLESS...yet brilliant!

[The crowd gives saintly status to profanity by chanting "holy shit! holy shit!" repeatedly as Barry Alexander comes out to survey the damage himself, making sure neither man was seriously injured. After a few moments, Loki shoves the ladder off, and Mullroix picks himself up off the floor, a dazed yet content grin plastered on his mug!]

[PAGE]: Mullroix seemingly ENJOYED that!

[Loki, holding his midsection, walks over and picks up another chair, just as Mullroix has done. They begin to smash chairs together in their somewhat weakened state, achieving nothing. Loki manages to get close enough to slip a knee to the midsection, winding Mullroix.]

[McCOY]: Quick knee there, can he follow it up...

[Loki drops his chair and then is able to connect with a DDT, crashing Mullroix's battered face onto the awaiting kiss of steel!]

[PAGE]: There's your answer! YOUR ANSWER!

[The two men lay on the ground, Mullroix's bloodied face leaving an imprint on the chair, as Barry Alexander stands, unsure of what to do with the carnage around him. The aforementioned bloodied Mullroix lays on the ground with his hands on his face, in obvious pain, as Loki, perhaps the least worst off, regroups by picking up a table, and setting it up on the outside. Seeing he has Mullroix still out of it, he shakily sets up yet ANOTHER table, on top of the one already up!]

[PAGE]: THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS at the mere site of TWO tables. TWO tables!

[McCOY]: Staples is going to love us for buying so many of these damn things...

[Mullroix finally gathers himself and sees Loki finishing with the second table. He picks up the bloodied chair, and with a look of anger, is able to sneak up from behind and connect with a MASSIVE chair shot to the back of Loki's head, sending Loki down hard, almost knocking over the two tables. Mullroix retains his sense of ego still as he stands over Loki and yells...]

[MULLROIX]: BRING IT, BIATTTTCH!

[PAGE]: THE FANS are LOVING THIS!!

[McCOY]: What happened to impartiality PAGE?? COME ON LOKI!!

[Mullroix kicks Loki in the sides a few times, as he hooks the latter's ankle inside the chair's folds...]

[PAGE]: If he gets this Loki is gonna be limp for a while!!

[McCOY]: He doesn't need Viagra like you Page.

[PAGE]: That's NOT what I meant.

[McCOY]: It's okay Page, Bob Dole uses it, be proud.

[As the bickering continues in the broadcast booth, the WAR continues on the outside, as Mullroix takes a few steps back and runs, lifting one boot and CRASHING down on the chair, which is still around Loki's ankle.]

[Loki lets out a yell of EXTREME agony as Mullroix follows up by stepping repeatedly on the chair. "The Legacy" grabs another ladder and throws it inside the ring, and follows it in, as Alexander finally returns inside too, beginning a count on Loki, who has gotten the chair off his ankle.]

[ALEXANDER]: ONE

TWO

THREE

[Mullroix sets up the ladder in the ring and then goes out to fetch another one, when Loki suddenly rolls under the ring!]

[PAGE]: Where the Hell is he going??

[McCOY]: Greenland?

[Alexander sticks his head outside the ropes to see if he can spot Loki, but to no avail. Mullroix becomes visibly annoyed as the blood continues to drip from his face, and hops outside to find his foe. From out of nowhere, a pair of hands reaches out from under the ring, and pulls Lennox flat to the ground.]

[McCOY]: HAHA, Pimp Daddy just got taken for a ride there.

[PAGE]: Loki pulling out all the stops here for sure! Unorthodox is surely his middle name!

[ALEXANDER]: FIVE

SIX

[Loki slithers out and kicks and stomps at Mullroix's head, using his one good leg, making things difficult though as he tries to steady himself on his hurt ankle. Hearing the count, he picks up Mullroix and rams him face first into the steel post, and then immediately hurls him back into the ring.]

[PAGE]: FINALLY these two ring warriors are back in the ring.

[Loki looks over and takes down the ladder, placing it flat on its back. He reaches down and grabs Lennox and hauls him over by the hair and with another yell which rings of insanity, picks up Mullroix and delivers a DEVESTATING PILEDRIVER onto the ladder.]

[PAGE]: OH MY OH MY GOD!! THE FANS are on their feet!!

[McCOY]: And Mullroix is on his back!!

[Loki, whose leg still suffers, covers for the first pin fall of the match.]

[ALEXANDER]: ONE...

TWO...

[McCOY]: See ya in hell Mullroix!!!

THREEEEEEE...

[PAGE]: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! LENNOX MULLROIX GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! What determination!!

[McCOY]: What luck...

[Loki slams the mat with rage and frustration as he rolls onto his back, and pulls up Mullroix once again, hoping to inflict further damage. Loki throws a few fists to the head of "the Legacy" and throws him into the ropes. Mullroix somehow counters it and builds enough momentum up to execute:]

[PAGE]: HURRICANRANA by MULLROIX!!

[Loki's frame is hurled, unfortunately for him, ontop of the ladder he just used to piledrive his nemesis onto. Loki arches his back in agony as once again Lennox is able to shake the cob webs off and pick up one of the many abused chairs laying in the ring. Mullroix, regaining his composure, points down at Loki's frame, and receives a flurry of cheers.]

[PAGE]: Mullroix asking the fans if they want to see some steel here!

[McCOY]: Barbarians.

THWACKKKKKK!

THWACK!

THWACKKKK!

[The fans ooooooooooh and cheer madly as Mullroix delivers a series of chair shots to Loki's body, which still lay on the ladder. "The Legacy" picks up Loki, who is clearly starting to erode. Wobbling on his feet, Lennox steps back and delivers a crescent kick to Loki's chin, causing the Norseman to fall into the ropes.]

[PAGE]: Can Mullroix capitalize further!!

[With Loki against the ropes, Mullroix charges forward, and raises the chair to his foe's face, and executes a flying calf kick against the chair, sandwiching it into Loki's face. Loki flies over the top rope and collapses near the announce table.]

[PAGE]: "THE LEGACY" MAKING HIS RETURN HERE WITH FORM!

[McCOY]: And pain...that bastard just cracked Loki's nose open it seems...

[The camera zooms in to see Loki sprawled out on his hands and knees, lifting up his head to show blood cascading from his nose. Referee Barry Alexander begins the count, hoping in his mind that this bloodbath would come to an end soon.]

[ALEXANDER]: ONE

[Mullroix follows Loki out and picks him up, only to be greeted with a severe eye gauge, which nearly ripped Mullroix's eye out of his socket.]

[McCOY]: LOKI still clearly in this, despite his shot ankle.

[Lennox retaliates in kind though by throwing his knee squarely into Loki's groin, eliciting ooooooooooooh's from the males in the audience. Mullroix slams Loki's head into the announce table, as Page and McCoy stand up from their chairs.]

[PAGE]: Come on keep this in the ring!!

[McCOY]: Shut your hole Page, let the man do what he wants, especially if it means him injuring himself!

[Mullroix rolls Loki onto the announce table, and picks up another steel chair laying around ringside and cracks it onto the back of Loki's head a few times.]

[The crowd erupts as Mullroix does a little dance and points at busty brunette in the first row. Legacy slides in the ring and sets up the ladder already in the ring, near the ropes, and right across from the announce table.]

[PAGE]: I'm not going to wait around and see what happens!!

[Page removes his headset briefly and gets the hell out of the way as Mullroix climbs the ladder. Alexander has stopped his count and tries to persuade Mullroix to stop, but only receives a raised middle finger for his efforts. Mullroix stands at the top of the ladder, and then throws himself off with a somersault leg drop!!! Loki however, at the last possible second, rolls off the table, leaving Mullroix to embrace the table on his own!!]

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHH!

[The fans explode with a "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" chant as McCoy stares with a look of glee on his face. Page returns and throws on his headset, as Loki lays outside the debris area, as Mullroix is unmoving from that kamakazi maneuever!]

[PAGE]: SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY MULLROIX HAS VIRTUALLY DESTROYED HIMSELF WITH THAT ATTEMPT!!

[McCOY]: YES YES YES!!

[Barry Alexander rolls out of the ring to check on the status of both men, who lay exhausted and bloodied. It is Loki however who emerges first, and stands to his feet, hobbling on his ankle and checking his nose intermittantly. He shoves Alexander out of the way and pulls Mullroix up by the hair, and throws him into the steel stairs with another yell of "REVENGEEEE!"]

CRAAAAASH!

[Loki grins with pleasure as he sees that control has switched again to his side. He throws Mullroix into the ring and lays on him for the pin. Alexander scrambles back inside and begins the count...]

[PAGE]: MULLROIX MAY HAVE FINISHED HIMSELF OFF WITH THAT SOMERSAULT LEG DROP!!

[ALEXANDER]: ONE!!!

TWOOOOOO!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE....

[PAGE]: NO NO!!

[McCOY]: DAMN ALEXANDER WAS CLEARLY OUT OF PLACE!!

[Loki screams with frustration and reaches over to BITE Mullroix again, before picking him up and throwing a few nerve strikes into Mullroix's neck area. Lennox falls into the turnbuckle, where Loki hoists him up and simply shoves him off onto the DOUBLE stacked tables which were assembled earlier in the match.]

[PAGE]: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO.

[McCOY]: OH YES!!!

[Mullroix sits dazed on the table as Loki climbs the turnbuckle himself.]

[PAGE]: I THINK WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE VIKING LONG JUMP HERE!!!

[The fans stand to their feet and begin roaring as Loki now takes the risk and hurls himself up into the air, and CRASHING DOWN ONTO LENNOX'S MIDSECTION WITH THE VIKING LONG JUMP!!! The two tables are DEMOLISHED INSTANTLY as both men crumple on contact!]

[CROWD]: HOLYYYYYYYYY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!

[PAGE]: OH GOD!!! THEY'RE OBLITERATED! THIS IS OVER!!

[McCOY]: PIMP DADDY IS GOIN TO THE HOME FOR GOOD!!!! PIN HIM YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

[Alexander is left not knowing what to do, as both men lay completely out of it on the outside. Alexander simply begins the count.]

[ALEXANDER]: ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

[Still no movement...]

FIVE!

SIX!

[McCOY]: COME ON GET UP!!!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

[Loki somehow makes his way out of the wreckage and slither into the ring, his face all the worse for wear now, his face now engulfed in crimson. The count was broken at nine, as Loki once more managed to get Mullroix back into the ring. He lay down and pulled back for the pin.]

[McCOY]: FINALLY!!!

[ALEXANDER and CROWD] ONE!!!!

TWO!!!!

THR...

[PAGE]: THIS IS F*CKING UNBELIEVABLE!!! MULLROIX HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!

[McCoy looks over wide eyed at his colleague who SWORE live on the air.]

[Loki looks around frantically for something to use against his enemy, and finds a chair. As he charges at Mullroix's downed frame, Mullroix slips his leg out and executes a drop toe hold, causing the chair to land smack in Loki's face, once again! The fans cheer louder and louder as McCoy throws his hands up in the air.]

[McCOY]: How the HELL...what...I just...COME ON DAMMIT!!

[Lennox's resiliance is clearly shown as he slowly gets up, using the ropes to support him. He rolls outside the ring and picks up one of the last remaining tables and brings it into the ring very slowly. Loki has not moved too much since that drop toe hold onto the chair...]

[PAGE]: Loki may have been knocked out by that drop toe hold.

[McCOY]: He's strong...he's strong...no...never.

[Mullroix sets up the table in the corner, ensuring it is firmly in place. As he turns around he is met by...]

CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

[McCOY]: SEE!! SEE!?! WHAT A F*CKING HUGE SPEAR!!!!! LOKI HAS ARISEN!!!!

[Loki speared Mullroix COMPLETLY through the table, snapping it like a twig. Both men lay near each other as the crowd is left with nothing to do but whistle and yell like mad. Faith is on her feet looking over at Loki.]

[Alexander in the meantime begins to count both men down...]

[ALEXANDER]: ONE...

TWO...

THREE...

FOUR...

FIVE...

[Half way there, nobody has moved...]

SIX...

SEVEN...

[McCOY]: NO not like this.

[PAGE]: COME ON GUYS!!

EIGHT...

[Mullroix begins to move shakily...]

NINE!!!!!!!

[...and finally gets to one knee, breaking Alexander's count.]

[PAGE]: Thank God for that!! This match STILL GOES ON!!!

[Loki stirs slowly, and SOMEHOW BOTH men are back on their feet...]

[PAGE]: I've never seen two men give so much in such a short time...my God.

[McCOY]: The bastard is tough...no denying it...

[Mullroix finds a chair and hobbles over, seeing Loki picking himself up, his back turned, against the turnbuckle.]

THWAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

THWACK!

THWACK!

THWAAAAAACK!

[PAGE]: FOUR DEVESTATING CHAIR SHOTS TO THE SPINE, ANKLE, NECK AND HEAD OF LOKI!!!

[Loki crumples back all the way to the mat almost, as Mullroix, with an idea of his own shuffles the ladder over to the middle of the ring. He gingerly climbs the rungs to the top. He waits...]

[McCOY]: WHAT the HELL IS HE PLANNING HERE??

[The fans' anticipation is off the chart as Loki makes his way up again, and turns and walks a step or two, only to be met with...]

[PAGE]: BITCHIFIER!!! BITCHIFIER!!!!!! OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!!!!! HOLY....MY....

[McCOY]:...

[PAGE]: THE PIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ALEXANDER and CROWD]: ONE!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THREEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[McCOY]: NO I CAN'T NO NO NO NO!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHAT IN THOR'S NAME!!!!!!!!!!

[PAGE]: LOKI HAS KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The fans' jaws are agape, as Loki managed to get his shoulder up at 2 9/10ths. Mullroix manages to grin and wipe the blood from his face again, and peers out at yet another table.]

[PAGE]: SOMEBODY STOP THIS...

[McCOY]: LOKI CAN, AND WILL!!!

[Mullroix grabs the final table and places it in the centre of the ring, throwing the ladder aside, and setting it up. Mullroix stands back, and after several moments, Loki somehow stands and receives a drop kick to the head, after Mullroix ran, mounted the table, and nailed the missile dropkick to the head!!]

[PAGE]: MULLROIX still able to nail a PHENOMENAL DROPKICK THERE. THIS IS IT!!

[Lennox goes for the pinfall to end this horrific match!]

[ALEXANDER and CROWD]: ONE!!!!!!

TWOOOOO!!!!!

[McCOY]: ONLY A TWO COUNT!?!? LOKI KICKING OUT RIGHT AT TWO!!!! HOW THE HELL...

[Mullroix's frustration begins to show as the blood begins to drip into his eyes. Lennox runs towards the turnbuckle and climbs up, but is unexpectedly met by the turnbuckle as Loki bounced into the ropes!! Lennox crotches himself in pain as Loki, with a dazed sadistic grin, makes his way over and climbs up, preparing to execute a superplex through the table!!]

[McCOY]: OH YES...KISS YOUR DANCING ASS GOOD BYE!!!

[The crowd stands to its feet as Loki hoists his weight back, but is BLOCKED by Mullroix, who switches around and EXECUTES...]

[CROWD]: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[PAGE]: MAKE YOU MY BITCH!!! MAKE...YOU...MY...BITCH!!!! THROUGH THE F*CKING TABLE! BOTH MEN... DOWN AND OUT...DOWN...AND...OUT!!!

[Page and McCoy stand to their feet as Mullroix pulls himself out, and running forward, somehow finds the strength to nail the...]

[McCOY]: THAT BASTARD NAILED LOKI WITH THE MAX OUT!!!!!

[PAGE]: TWO DESTRUCTIVE MOVES IN SEQUENCE!!! CAN HE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Exhausted, Mullroix leans back on Loki.]

[ALEXANDER, PAGE, McCOY, CROWD]: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PAGE]: YES!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSS! YESSSSS!! IT'S OVER!!! FINALLY IT IS OVER!!!!! THIS WAR IS OVER!!!

[CROWD]: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[McCOY]: [frustrated] WRONG PAGE, THE BATTLE IS OVER, THIS WAR IS DEFINITELY NOT!!

[The bell rings three times as Alexander lifts Mullroix's arm in victory as his music begins to play. A dumbfouned Lou Walsh calls the victor.]

[DIAMOND LOU]: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THE WINNER OF THIS TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS CONTEST, "THE LEGACYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" LENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX MULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXX!!!

[PAGE]: WHAT can we say ladies and gentlemen!!!! Both men showing PHENOMENAL intensity, strength and endurance!!!!! Hats off to BOTH of these GLADIATORS!!!

[McCOY]: I'm speechless Page, for the first time...I'm speechless.

[PAGE]: Let's head backstage folks where I hear we have an intersting development going on

CONTINUE

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