[PAGE]: And we're back, folks. Coming up next, we have another second round match-up in the CSWA Tag Team championship tournement, between the amazing rising duo of Jeff Kushner and Python vs. the odd couple tag team of Chris Wright and The Scythe Meister!
[MCCOY]: You said it, Eddie, these two are such an unlikely duo, who'd have thought that we'd ever see them make it this far in the tag tournement?
[PAGE]: Well, let's give credit where credit is due, Russell. I mean, Finnegan and Lancaster are no pushovers, on the other hand, they had a little bit of help from Jonny Five, who was on the receiving end of a little payback from Finnegan last week.
[MCCOY]: What the hell are you talking about Eddie??? I'm talking about Kushner and Python!!! I mean, look at them, who'd have thought a loser like Python and a wife-beater like Kushner would ever get past the Darkness???
[PAGE]: Will you give it a rest already??? Leave that to the courts to decide, Russell. Besides, you don't want to get on Kushner's case again if you want to avoid a repeat of last week.
[MCCOY]: Whatever. Kushner and Python were damn lucky those Authority cheaters came down there to make the save, otherwise Ripper and Blackwell would have handed them their asses! You know it and I know it, Page!
[PAGE]: Well, I guess we'll never know. Let's send it up to Diamond Lou!
[�DIAMOND� LOU ]: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next contest, scheduled for one fall, is a second round match in the CSWA Tag Team Championship tournement.
[The lights dim and over the speakers a voice can be heard calling out the words...]
[VOICE] TONIGHT...HELL DOESN�T KNOW WHAT HIT IT...
[Moments later, �Flying High Again� by Ozzy hits the speakers...]
[�DIAMOND� LOU] And now...entering the ring, the High Flyers, Jeff Kushnerrrrrrrrrrr and Pyyyyyyythonnnnnnn!!!!
[Kushner and Python come crashing out of the back to a huge crowd reaction. The fans went wild and the new team was just loving it. They pointed out to all the fans, shouting �make some noise� to anyone who would listen...and they did in spades. These two popular stars separately got great reactions, but this one was just nuts...]
[The High Flyers headed into the ring, and each took a turnbuckle, then turning and heading to the opposite corners. The fans were wild tonight for this awesome young combo. Each kept making the title signal around their waist.]
[Finally after a few minutes they prepared to get started, but the crowd would have none of it as they continued to chant and cheer. So they climbed right back up on the turnbuckles, and encouraged the crowd to keep it up...]
[Finally, the music faded, and the crowd died down a bit. Jeff grabbed a mic, and staring out at the entranceway, he yelled out �IT�S TIME TO LIGHT IT UP!!! IT�S TIME TO TAKE FLIGHT!!!� The two then turned, awaiting Scythe Meister and Chris Wright in the ring.]
["DIAMOND" LOU ] And their opponents, first, coming down the aisle, weighing in at 228 pounds, Chris "The Thrill" Wriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!
[The lights go black, and the sound of a hard guitar and drum begins. This is quickly followed by the sound of a man screaming, and then we recognize Not Falling by Mudvayne.]
[Two separate spotlights hit the stage, the one on the left focusing on the luscious and beautiful redheaded form of Jennifer Hampton. She is wearing a short black skirt that stops a little above mid-thigh, and a white v-neck t-shirt. She stands in the circle of light and listens as the crowd cheers and she bobs her head to the music.]
[In the second spotlight, we see Chris Wright wearing a pair of midnight blue wrestling shorts with a matching pair of boots. He stares out into the crowd a moment before he raises his right hand in a fist above his head and the crowd cheers a little louder for him. As the music turns even harder Chris and Jennifer come together and they start walking down the aisle way as the lights come up.]
[Chris and Jennifer move first to one side of the aisle and then the other, shaking hands with the fans as they go. At one point they stop and begin head banging with a couple of guys in their mid-twenties with long hair.]
[Chris and Jennifer continue down the aisle way until they come to the ring. Grabbing Jennifer around the waist, Chris lifts her up onto the apron and then climbs up onto it himself.]
[Jennifer slips between the second and third rope slowly letting the crowd get a good view of her ass and they respond by cheering even louder. Chris grins at this, and then grabbing the top rope, he uses it to vault himself over into the ring.]
[Chris runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes, and runs back to bounce off the other. He does it twice more before he stops in the center of the ring and he does a complete circle looking out at the crowd.]
[Chris makes his way to one turnbuckle, and climbs all the way to the tope rope. Standing on the top turnbuckle her raises his fist to the crowd and as they cheer he flips backwards off the turnbuckle landing on his feet in the ring. He repeats it on the other three turnbuckles. After he finishes he gives Jennifer a hug and then he begins to pace the ring as he waits for the match to start.]
[�DIAMOND� LOU]: And his tag team partner, weighing in at 245 pounds, THE SCYTHE MEISTER!!!
[The lights go out in the arena. The only lights are coming from the flashing lightbulbs of the many camaras in the arena. "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" comes over the speakers. Two streamers shoot from the rafters down to the ramp when they become engulped in flames as it shoots up the ramp and explosion sends the flames high in the air. When the come back down a man emerges from the flames. He makes his way down the ramp he slides in under the bottom rope. Coming to his feet he walks over to the turnbuckle sliding down until he is sitting in the corner of the ring. The lights come back on and there is TSM sitting in the corner of the ring with a black t-shirt reading "Revelations 6:8". He has a serious look on his face as he waits for the match to get underway.]
[PAGE]: And it looks like it's gonna be Python and Wright to start off this ma...
[The lights go dim in the arena. All of a sudden, �Are You Experienced?� by Jimi Hendrix begins to blare over the PA system.]
[PAGE]: What the hell???
[A neon green SeX logo shows on the big screen and a neon green light that makes out the SeX logo shows on the entrance to the ramp.]
[MCCOY]: It's SeX!!! Are they here??? Please tell me the champs are here!!!
[The lights go back up and you can see James "Slim" Vincent, Phil McKracken and Boxcar Willie sitting in a resturant with large plates of steak and other side dishs. The CAL Tag Team title belts are in the front of the screen displayed on the table. Willie has Phil's Sin City Deathmatch title over his shoulder. Slim and Phil have on matching black SeX t-shirts and Willie has replaced his customary pirate bandana with a BWWa bandana.]
[PAGE]: I guess they aren't here, Russell
[MCCOY]: DAMMIT!!!
[Both teams stood in the middle of the ring, staring at the video screen, seeming almost confused at the appearance of the newly crowned CAL Tag Team champions]
[PHIL]: Just in time.
[SLIM]: C'mon Phil, lets show some southern hospitality and introduce ourselves. If ya' don't already know, I'm the one known as James "Slim" Vincent and this is my tag partner Phil McKracken ... and you don't have to worry about Willie over there.
[WILLIE]: EEEEEEHHHHHH
[PHIL]: Willie shut up ...
[Phil backhands Willie in the mouth]
[PHIL]: We are the Sinful eXperience ...
[SLIM]: ... aka SeX ...
[PHIL]: We are here courtesy of the BWWa ...
[Slim put up the "westside" hand sign on both hands]
[SLIM]: ... aka B-Dub ...
[PHIL]: ... and most of all, we are the new CAL Tag Team Champions.
[SLIM]: And by orders from the CAL, we have to come to the CSWA for a few weeks. But ain't nobody said that if we wasn't wrestling we don't have to be in the arena physically.
[PHIL]: So we did the next best thing, we figured we check out what your tag division look like but we decided to do it via satelitte
[SLIM]: Since we got that out the way ya'll two can carry on and continue playing with each other. But don't mind us while we eat and watch ... cool.
[Phil and Slim grab their silverware and begin to eat their steaks. On the side you can see Willie put on a bib and start eating his steak with his hands.]
[PAGE]: Well, that was certainly interesting...
[MCCOY]: It certainly was...and Kushner and Python have just jumped Scythe Meister and Wright from behind!!! Those cheaters!!!
[PAGE]: Well, the match IS underway, Russ
[MCCOY]: Bah...if they were real men, they'd have waited for them to turn around and go after them face to face.
[Kushner and Wright brawl in one corner, while Scythe Meister and Python brawl in the other. Kushner grabs a hold of Wright, and Python grabs a hold of Scythe, Irish whipping both men into each other. Scythe crashes down to the mat, and Kushner hits Wright with a running lariat close to the ropes, sending Wright to the outside. Jeff goes down on all fours.]
[PAGE]: And here comes Python!!! A huge suicide plancha off the back of Kushner!!! And the fans are on their feet, chanting Python's name!!! What a move!!!
Camera cuts back to the screen]
[SLIM]: Whoa!!!! he gonna feel that one in the morning
[PHIL]: Look like somebody is trying to make a good showing.
[SLIM]: They might be trying to show-off in front the champs.
[PHIL]: That could be true or they could be trying to impress Willie to join the fan club.
[Back inside the ring, Jeff Kushner goads the Scythe Meister to rise again to his feet, and as he does so...]
[PAGE]: A Thesz Press!!! Jeff Kushner nailed him with the Thesz Press, and Jeff is unleashing fists of fury on the Scythe Meister!!!
[MCCOY]: Those are closed fists!!! Dammit, that's illegal!!!
[PAGE]: Please...Kushner continues to work over Scythe Meister inside the ring, meanwhile outside the ring it's all Python!!! Python's hitting Wright with lefts and rights...
[MCCOY]: And a jumping side kick from Python has Wright reeling against the guardrail!
[PAGE]: And here comes Python with a running lariat...noooo!!! A boot to the stomach from Wright to counter that manouver, and a rake to the eyes!!! Wright just raked Python in the eyes!!! That's illegal!!!
[MCCOY]: No, those fists from Kushner are illegal!!!
[PAGE]: And Wright grabs Python by the head, and...DDT!!! Python just got DDT'd to the outside, and he may be out cold!!!
[MCCOY]: YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! 2 on 1!!!
[PAGE]: Now how fair is that???
[MCCOY]: Who said anything about fair???
[Back inside the ring, Kushner continues to work over Scythe Meister with a series of German suplexes. Chris Wright slides back into the ring and lands a drop toe hold on Kushner, causing Scythe Meister to fall on top of him]
[PAGE]: And we have our first pinfall attempt of the match!!!
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2...
Kickout by Kushner!
[Scythe Meister, on his feet, grabs Kushner and lands a belly to back suplex of his own, followed by a Northern Lights suplex. Tag to Chris Wright, who climbs up to the top rope, and goes for a shooting star press...but misses when Kushner rolls out of the way!]
[PAGE]: What a great counter by Jeff!!! He needs to make a tag, but Python is still on the outside. Kushner scoops him up and hits him with a back breaker!!! He goes to the ropes, and a Springboard Plancha to Wright!!! A Springboard Plancha!!! Cover!!!
1...
2...
2 1/2...Kickout by Wright!!!
[Python, meanwhile, has returned to his feet, and tries to shake the cobwebs on the
outside of the ring. Kushner picks up Wright and connects with a twist of fate neckbreaker. Belly to Belly suplex; Python is back up on the ring apron, awaiting a tag from Kushner]
[PAGE]: And Kushner makes the tag!!! Kushner makes the tag!!!
[MCCOY]: But so does Wright!!! In comes the Scythe Meister!!!
[Python comes charging into the ring, greeting Scythe Meister with a spinning heel kick, followed by a standing moonsault, but Scythe Meister counters by rolling out of the way. Scythe Meister rises to his feet, and proceeds to work over Python's knee by bashing it into the mat, stomping on it, and so on]
[PAGE]: Python's could be in huge trouble as Scythe Meister continues to work over the knee...A FIGURE FOUR!!! SCYTHE MEISTER HAS THE FIGURE FOUR LOCKED ON PYTHON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!
[MCCOY]: Here comes that cheater Kushner to break it up!!! Come on, ref!!! Get him outta there!!!
[With the ref's back turned, and Jeff Kushner otherwise tied up, Chris Wright reaches into the ring and grabs Scythe Meister's arms, giving him some added leverage]
[MCCOY]: This is great, Eddie!!! I'm loving this!!!
[Once again, the camera focuses on the big screen to show SeX and they are steadily eating their food and it appears that they are not paying too much attention. Willie slowly reachs across Phil and try to steal a piece of cornbread from Slim. When he gets inches from the cornbread, Slim slaps his hand and Willie quickly slides his back.]
[PHIL]: I told you not to eat all you cornbread first.
[SLIM]: Next time you try that you gon' be missing a few digits.
[As the referee turns around, he catches Wright giving Scythe Meister additional leverage. Wright throws his arms up in the air with that typically heelish look of innocence, but the referee isn't totally buying it, and he warns Wright.]
[PAGE]: Scythe Meister has the figure four locked on Python in the middle of the ring!!!
[MCCOY]: COME ON!!! TAP, DAMMIT!!!
[PAGE]: Python is showing incredible resiliance right now, and he looks like he's trying to make it to the ropes!!! Can he make it???
[MCCOY] NOOOOOOOOO!!!
[PAGE]: HE MADE IT!!! Python made it to the ropes and the referee's telling him to break the hold!!!
[Scythe Meister breaks the hold briefly, but then pulls Python away from the ropes and sinches it in yet again]
[MCCOY]: Python is in serious trouble here!
[PAGE]: But wait...Python's got it reversed...SHARPSHOOTER!!! Python with the Sharpshooter!!!
[MCCOY]: What a reversal!!! Scythe Meister looks like he's out...but wait, Wright in with the big clothesline to Python!!!
[PAGE]: And the referee cautions him once again, he's not the legal man in the ring!
[MCCOY]: Scythe Meister's hurtin', but he's crawling to the corner looking for the tag to Wright.
[PAGE]: This crowd is on it's feet, they wanna see Python get the tag to Kushner!!!
[MCCOY]: Here comes Wright...
[Python stumbles once, stumbles again, and as Wright lunges to make the stop...]
[PAGE]: HE MADE THE TAG!!! PYTHON MADE THE TAG!!! In comes Kushner!!!
[Kushner charges in and hits the diving Wright with a standing elbow drop...cover...]
1...
2...
Kickout at 2.
[PAGE]: And Kushner looks like he's gonna go up top!!!
[MCCOY]: What's he gonna do???
[PAGE]: A GUILLOTINE LEGDROP!!! FLYING GUILLOTINE LEGDROP OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! A cover!!!
1...
2...
[PAGE]:Thr...NOOOOOOOO!!! He just barely kicked out!!! And Kushner makes the tag to Python!!! They whip him into the ropes and...DOUBLE DROPKICK!!! Python springs off the ropes, and a rolling thunder!!! Cover!!!
1...
2...
Kickout at 2 and 7/8ths!!!
[MCCOY]: What a match we have going here!
[PAGE]: For once, I think that's something we can both agree on, Russ. Python whips him into the ropes and hits him with a handspring back elbow! And a tag to Kushner!!! Kushner climbs up to the top rope, and he's walking the wire...OH MY GOD!!! A springboard Hurricanrana to Wright!!! Another tag in to Python!!!
[MCCOY]: Python and Kushner are doing the smart thing, making quick tags here!
[PAGE]: And Python is going up to the top rope!!! PYTHON IS GOING UP!!! What is he going to do next??? CORKSCREW SUICIDE PLANCHA...
[MCCOY]: HE MISSED!!! Wright just barely rolled out of the way, and he makes the tag to Scythe Meister!!!
[PAGE]: And Scythe Meister looks like HE'S going up top...A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! A COVER BY SCYTHE MEISTER!!!
1...
2...
[PAGE]:A KICKOUT!!! He just barely kicked out at the last possible hundredth of a second!!! This is unbelievable!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!
[MCCOY]: Both these teams know what's at stake here, a shot at being the first ever CSWA Tag Team champions, and both teams are giving it their damndest effort here!!!
[PAGE]: It's do or die here, single elimination tournement, and both teams are doing everything they can to avoid elimination. And here's Scythe Meister making the tag in to Chris Wright once again!!!
[MCCOY]: For an odd-couple team like Scythe and Wright, they seem to be working together just nicely here...Wright hits Python with a belly to back suplex...a German release suplex..."The Thrill" is all over Python right now!!!
[PAGE]: A POWERBOMB!!! Cover!!!
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2...
[PAGE]3...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Somehow Python just barely managed to get his shoulder just an inch off the mat, and Wright's really giving it to the ref right now...
[MCCOY]: And so he should be, it was a slow count!!!
[PAGE]: Riiiiiiiiight...And speaking of Wright, he's got Python up once again, and a fisherman suplex!!! Another cover....
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2...
Kickout at 2!!!
[MCCOY]: And Wright's gotta be wondering right now, what's it gonna take to put these two guys away???
[PAGE]: There is just no quit in Kushner and Python...NO...QUIT!!!
[MCCOY]: Bah, they should know when to quit when they're behind!
[PAGE]: And Wright's going up to the top rope yet again...FLYING SENTON!!!
[MCCOY]: PYTHON ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!!! Unbelievable!!!
[PAGE]: And a tag!!! He's made the tag to Kushner!!!