[PAGE]:Welcome back to WildFire! folks and this match should be a barn burner as the TV champ Andy O'Brien puts his title on the line against the twisted Loki.
[MCCOY]: I like both of these men but I have a feeling that the Awesome one is going to walk away as the champ.
[Dim the lights.]
[PAGE]: This is sure to be one helluva match-up Russ.
[McCOY]: Damn right! A great competitor like Andy against the amazing leader of the Axis, Loki! Nobody deserves a shot more
than Loki.
["Machine" by Static-X plays, as a swirling red spotlight highlights the entrance ramp. Now the Tron reads "AWESOME" in big red
lettering, the background flickering black and white.]
[After a short while, Awesome Andy bursts from the curtain to a thunderous ovation (craftily edited in on the music soundtrack).
The "real" audience are less delighted to have Double A in the CSWA, especially in light of his recent actions.]
[It doesn't take long before Andy is upon the ring, having slapped the hands of his legions of "fans" on the way down the ramp.
Rolling in, Andy salutes the crowd (to a dead reaction), before tossing his "Awesome Andy" waistcoat to ringside his agent
Mr. Brown. Brown takes a step back and lets the coat fall to the floor, before turning around and walking to the edge of the rampway]
[PAGE]:Seems to be a little tension between Brown and O'Brien. Wonder what that is all about.
[MCCOY]:Well if Brown is anything like that Mullholland weasel it is probably about money.
[Diamond Lou] : Ladies and Gentlemen, currently in the ring, weighing in at 229 pounds... your TV champion Hailing from
Bradford, England... Here is "AWESOME"... ANDY... O'BRIEN!!!
[As "Turkish Song of the Damned" by the Pogues begins, a slight flicker of green flame starts on either side of the stage. As soon
as Shane McGowan's voice spreads across the arena, the flicker explodes into a veritable bonfire.]
[Loki appears on the stage, dressed in his typical black cargo pants, red Airwalks, and a "f*ck Jack Cross" t-shirt. His black hair has been formed into small, fat spikes. His white-and-black spiral eyes are lined with a thick and heavy black.]
[He skips slowly and with little energy down the ramp towards the ring, a grim parody of an action generally associated with the
innocence of youth. A wicked grin is spread across his features as with black fingernails he casually plucks petals from a daisy
and drops them with a mocking grace as he goes. Following him comes the rest of the Axis.]
[Diamond Lou]: Now entering the ring...accompanied to the ring by the Axis...weighing in at 215 pounds...LOKI!!!
[The crowd boos the heel faction leader.]
[With little interest, Loki tosses the stripped daisy stem over his shoulder and climbs the steps to get into the ring, stopping at the top to bask in the crowd's booing and screaming. He grins wickedly and blows a kiss.]
[Loki instructs his crew on where to stand, leaning over the ropes, pointing, and barking directions. Obediently, Laslow, Mr Dude,
and Mitchell take their respective places. Laslow and Mr Dude stand at the foot of the ramp as though guarding it. Mitchell looms
large over the shoulders of the intrepid announcing team. Loki then stands before "Awesome" Andy to look over his opponent
quickly. The referee forces him back and Loki growls at both.]
[PAGE]: Both men are in the ring now, Loki looks pretty confident with the Axis looking on. And with Mr. Brown no where to be found, things are not looking well for O'Brien.
[McCOY]: You don't know what you're talking about Eddie. The Awesome one is a picture of confidence.
[PAGE]: Collar and elbow tie-up. O'Brien goes low with a high knee to the midsection.
[McCOY]: That is smart wrestling.
[PAGE]: O'Brien follows up with a snapmare. O'Brien now grabbing Loki's right leg and dropping an elbow on his knee.
[McCOY]: That looked like it hurt.
[O'Brien reaches around with his left arm and locks Loki's foot under his arm before wrenching back.]
[PAGE]: O'Brien stretching out Loki's knee. Loki is screaming in agony and O'Brien continues to torque that knee.
[0McCOY]: I once again predict that the awesome one is going to retain.
[PAGE]: Loki reaches down and rakes O'Brien's eyes causing him to let go of Loki's leg long enough for him to roll to the
outside. The ref is warning Loki about raking O'Brien's eyes.
[Andy staggers around the ring trying to get his vision back. Loki talks to the referee about fashion, while Dude grabs Andy's leg
and pulls him to the outside and floors him with a stiff right while Keast keeps Brown at bay. Dude and Laslow pull O'Brien back
to his feet and pick him up simultaneously and drop him neck first across the guard rail. The fans are booing the hell out of the
Axis. O'Brien falls to the mat grabbing his throat in pain. Laslow and Dude act innocent while Loki finishes distracting the referee.
Loki rolls back into the ring and Andy is rolled in by Dude and Laslow.]
[PAGE]: This is a 3 on 1 whooping. O'Brien doesn't have a chance. He doesn't have a chance!
[McCOY]: Calm down Eddie. We both knew Loki is going to win here.
[PAGE]: Loki with an armdrag taking the staggering O'Brien back down to the mat. Loki now tossing O'Brien back to the
outside!
[Dude distracts the referee while Keast keeps Brown at bay and Laslow holds O'Brien up while Loki bites into his forehead.]
[PAGE]: OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! LOKI IS BITING AWESOME ANDY O'BRIEN!
[McCOY]: Ain't it great?
[PAGE]: O'Brien is busted wide open thanks to Loki!
[Loki taunts the crowd as Laslow helps O'Brien get reaquainted with the mats courtesy of a closed fist right hook.]
[PAGE]: Look at Loki taunting the crowd, he's proud of what he's done. Mr. Brown is trying to get the referee to do something
but the referee is refusing.
[McCOY]: There is nothing illegal going on out there Eddie.
[PAGE]: Loki rolls O'Brien back into the ring and kicks him in the ribs.
[Loki pulls O'Brien back to his feet and locks him in a headlock, but O'Brien elbows Loki in the ribs to loosen his grip.]
[PAGE]: Loki with a headlock. Elbow from O'Brien. O'Brien going for a Russian leg sweep...NO! LOW BLOW FROM
O'BRIEN! LOW BLOW!
[McCOY]: A great man like Andy doesn't need to cheat!
[O'Brien holds his throat from the earlier shot he took, he is bleeding fairly badly but he still manages to find Loki and drag him
to his feet. Dude and Laslow are complaining to the referee about the low blow. Meanwhile Keast, who turned to watch
the match has been floored by a chairshot courtesy of Mr. Brown. The crowd roars as Keast hits the floor.]
[PAGE]: Mr. Brown has just evened the odds a little bit. Keast is out on the outside of the ring. Laslow and Dude see Brown
with the chair. Brown tucks tail and is running out of here with the Axis hot on his tail. Leaving only an unconscious Keast
to watch Loki's back.
[McCOY]: I think Andy has this one. It's all about Andy!
[PAGE]: O'Brien pulls Loki to his feet and drops him again with a snap suplex. The cover...
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[PAGE]: KICKOUT BY LOKI! KICKOUT BY LOKI!
[McCOY]: We can see that. Geez.
[O'Brien gets up and argues with the referee. Loki meanwhile is creeping back to one knee.]
[PAGE]: Loki is sneaking up behind O'Brien who is still arguing with the referee...LOW BLOW! LOKI NAILED O'BRIEN WITH
A LOW BLOW!
[McCOY]: I didn't see a low blow.
[PAGE]: O'Brien folds like a chair and falls to the mat holding his goods. Loki shakes his head and gets to his feet.
[The crowd goes to their feet as Loki heads to the top rope...]
[PAGE]: LOKI IS GOING UP TOP! LOKI IS GOING UP TOP!
[McCOY]: SO?
[He leaps...]
CRASH!!!
[PAGE]: NO!
[Loki's attempt at a guillotine legdrop fails as Loki lands rear first on the mat. He yelps in pain. O'Brien rolls out of the ring
and starts using the apron to get back to his feet.]
[PAGE]: O'Brien is back in the ring now. O'Brien whips Loki...RIGHT INTO THE REF! The ref is out!
[McCOY]: It was an accident I am sure.
[PAGE]: O'Brien is behind Loki...Loki turns...AWESOME SLAM!!! AWESOME SLAM!!!
[Loki down, O'Brien rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair while the referee is still out.]
[PAGE]: O'Brien is getting a chair! He's cheating while the referee is unconscious.
[McCOY]: Matter of opinion Eddie.
[PAGE]: O'Brien setting that chair up. O'Brien pulls Loki up, I don't know how O'Brien can still even see! O'Brien has a double
hammerlock on Loki...
CRASH!!!
[The crowd goes absolutely insane.]
[PAGE]: OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD!!! O'Brien used those hammerlocks to elevate Loki into a powerbomb onto the seat of that
chair.
[The ref is just now beginning to stir. O'Brien moves to get rid of the evidence but the arm of Keast spins him and sends him flying
over the top rope as he does. Keast follows him outside as the ref is getting back to his feet.]
[PAGE]: Keast may have just cost O'Brien the match right there. Loki is out and Keast just ejected O'Brien the hard way. OH NO!
OH NO! KEAST JUST NAILED O'BRIEN WITH A VICIOUS CHAIRSHOT!
[The crowd pops again as O'Brien takes a long trip to the mats at ringside. Loki is in the ring, his body twitching from the pain.
The referee is up now and confused. He begins to count both men down.]
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[PAGE]: Both men are still down. Loki is stirring but O'Brien hasn't moved! Keast rolls O'Brien back into the ring but O'Brien still isn't
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[McCOY]: What a nice guy that Mitchell is.
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[PAGE]: Loki now using the ropes to get to his knees. The referee is stopping his count.
[Loki shakes the cobwebs out and stomps away on the prone body of Andy O'Brien.]
[PAGE]: O'Brien isn't even moving. Loki pulls O'Brien up...no wait...rollup from O'Brien!!!
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[PAGE]: TWO! LOKI KICKS OUT!
[An enraged Loki gets back to his feet quickly but O'Brien is just as quick. O'Brien wipes the blood from his eyes and charges
Loki.]
[PAGE]: O'Brien charging...Loki sidesteps...O'Brien goes face first into the bottom turnbuckle as Loki nails him with a drop toehold.
[McCOY]: Smart wrestling here by Loki. He's trying to open that wound up some more.
[PAGE]: I think you're right Russ. Loki now mounting O'Brien and nailing him with hard right hands to the forehead. This man is
sadistic.
[Loki pulls O'Brien up and nails him with a DDT.]
[PAGE]: Loki with a DDT...the cover...
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[PAGE]: KICKOUT! O'Brien kicked out at the last possible second.
[McCOY]: I can't believe it!
[PAGE]: I just got word that the Axis is still chasing Mr. Brown through the backstage area. Loki is back up, he pulls up
O'Brien...standing headscissors by Loki...PILEDRIVER! PILEDRIVER! O'Brien is out!
[Loki goes to the top. The crowd cheers. Loki leaps...LOKASENNA LOKASENNA...OH MY GAWD!
CRASH!!!
[HUGE CROWD POP]
[PAGE]: Loki nailed O'Brien with the Lokasenna! Loki isn't going for the cover.
[McCOY]: He doesn't need to. This match is all his.
[PAGE]: Non-chalant cover by Loki.
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[PAGE]: NO! NO! O'Brien somehow got a shoulder-up! I can't believe it! I can't believe it!
[Loki is up and yelling at the referee. In the background of the shot is a sign that reads "I MARK FOR ZILLA!"]
[PAGE]: O'Brien appears outcold but Loki is wasting time here Russ.
[McCOY]: Nonsense! Loki has this match wrapped up, just like I predicted he would.
[Loki drags O'Brien to his feet and slams him down hard. Loki follows that by biting O'Brien's forehead again.]
[PAGE]: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! LOKI IS BITING O'BRIEN AGAIN!
[McCOY]: I bet O'Brien is feeling a pint short tonight. [Laughs]
[PAGE]: WHAT A MOVE!
[The crowd pops again as Loki hooks a leg following his standing moonsault.]
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[PAGE]: THR...NO! O'Brien got his foot on the rope!
[An enraged Loki pulls O'Brien back up and lifts him up in a vertical suplex...]
[PAGE]: BRAINBUSTER BRAINBUSTER! Floatover by Loki!
[The crowd cheers.]
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[PAGE]: THREE!!! NEW TV CHAMP!
[Loki jumps up and snatches the title from the ref as soon as the bell rings.]
[Diamond Lou]: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...AT 14:43...AND NEW TV CHAMPION...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKI!
[Keast slips into the ring and spits on O'Brien as he and Loki leave the ring. Loki's knee is worse for wear but it could be worse,
he could be the bloodied mess that is Andy O'Brien. Laslow and Dude appear at the top of the ramp just now as the shot fades
into commercial.]