VOICE OVER: The time has arrived.....
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VOICE OVER: LIGHT IT UP!!!!!!!!!
[WildFire! goes on the air to the opening riffs of Anthrax's Gung Ho.]
[A shot of Jeff Kushenr taking to the air against his match with Jeremiah Blackwell flashes across the screen followed by a burst of flame. When the flames die away a clip of Alex Constantine standing on the rampway pointing at an unseen opponent at ringside. Napalm and Mace stand behind him arms crossed scowls plastered across their faces]
[Flashes of "Awesome" Andy O"Brien standing in front of the CSWA backdrop. More flames. A shot of Ripper Longshanks grinning wickedly into the camera. Loki walking down towards the ring, his red eyes flashing angrily]
[Flames. A shot of the hideous Scythe Meister walking through a smoke filled room.]
[A shot of Robert Lancaster holding up his arms in victory. A flash of flames. Jack Cross leaping into the ring his kendo stick raised over his head. Another flash. Nighthawk standing in the middle of the ring the crowd cheering as he points down at them.]
[Quick flashes of Jason Orion and The Beast. Another burst of flames. Mr. Dude and Jonathan Laslow taking an opponent apart with a double DDT. Flames shoot across the screen. A shot of a bloodied Chris Wright as he faces Shawn Andrews.]
[Quick images of Jonathon Laslow, Jonny Five, Python and Jeremiah Blackwell fade away to a still shot of Nighthawk and Mace standing face to face]
[More flames followed by images of Blackwell, Ripper Napalm and Lancaster]
[The crowd roaring as Adam-X executes the X-perience on Vinny D. The screen lights up in flames as Napalm appears to walk through them. Group shots of The Axis, The Darkness and The Authority burst across the screen.]
[A final shot of Mace getting the pin over "HIgh Excitement" Ric Owens at The Crusade to become the new CAL Champion fades away to a shot of the WildFire! logo.]
[Pyro starts going off througout the Bill Davenay Sports Center as flames shoot out of the top of the ramp and the video screen lights up showing the CSWA logo followed by WildFire!. The fans jump their feet as an instrumental version of Gung Ho starts blasting through the sound system.]
[Camera zooms in then pans across the arena where fans are waving makeshift signs that vary from "Mace can Bust my Bronx Anytime" to "Darkness..It's Just Not For Breakfast Anymore" to "Stephanie Saw My Royal Cane". The camera then moves to inside the ring where ring announcer "Diamond" Lou Walsh stands with a mic in his hand. With a big grin he brings the mic up to his mouth]
[DIAMOND LOU]: Lincoln Nebraskkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Welcome to WILDFIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
[The noise level raises to a defeaning tone as Walsh finishes his announcement. The camera zooms away from Walsh and focuses in on the announcing team for the CSWA, Eddie "Two Times" Page and Russell McCoy. Page wears a black CSWA polo shirt while McCoy wears a black button down shirt with a small WildFire! logo printed above his heart. Both men smile into the camera and Page starts speaking]
[PAGE]: Welcome to WildFire! I'm Eddie Page and with me to my right is none other than.......
[McCOY]: The best damn announcer in the business........
[Page doesn't miss a beat]
[PAGE]: .......Russell McCoy. What a show we have for you tonight folks. I have no clue as to where to start. I'm that damn excited over WildFire!
[MCCOY]:Why am I not suprised. I kid you not fans, Eddie gets excited over his Corn Pops in the morning. You should hear him CORN POPS CORN POPS! OH MY GOD CORN POPS!
[Page just rolls his eyes and McCoy and quickly changes the subject.]
[PAGE]: The CSWA tag tournament continues tonight as the Odd Couple 2003, that being Chris Wright and The Scythe Meister take on another suprising team in Jeff Kushner and Python.
[MCCOY]: That's pretty funny Eddie. Odd Couple 2003. But you are right. Despite having a few bad singles matches Chris Wright has seemed to put it together with the creepy Scythe Meister and advance And I've a feeling tonight they will have no problems with Kushner and Python.
[PAGE]:Our second tag match will see three members of the Authority face each other in an I Quit match. Once again Robert Marshall has managed to put the screws to Adam-X by adding this stipulation. When will it ever end.
[MCCOY]:Hopefully never. I am having way to much fun watching Adam gets jerked around.
[PAGE]:But his fans aren't.
[MCCOY]: BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
[Page shakes his head in frustration McCoy stands up, turns around towards the fans and starts bleeting like a sheep. The fans hurl curses at McCoy but before any damage can be done the color commentator sits back down]
{PAGE]: The Awesome One Andy O'Brien puts his TV belt on the line against Axis leader Loki in what is sure to be the match of the night. O'Brien is on a roll and Loki will be looking to tell the fans that Nighthawk's win last week was a fluke.
[MCCOY]: Damn right it was a fluke. And mark my words Loki will get a measure of revenge against that moron Nighthawk.
[PAGE]: "The Loose Cannon" goes up against Jonny Five to see who gets a shot at Alex Constantine and his Great Plains Title down the road, while Seamus Finnegan facecs off against Jason Orion for a chance to go up against the winner of the Loki O'Brien match.
[MCCOY]:Five had better cleansed his soul with a confession because Ripper is going to send him to the other world. And even though Finnegan hangs with that moron Lancaster you just have to love his style. The crazy Irishmen knows just how to take a man apart without wasting too much energy.
[PAGE]: All that and a hell of alot more so stay tuned folks. We will be right back with our first match.
[Fade to a commercial for Red Dragon. Availablel now on DVD.]