[Fade up]
[Before Page can welcome the fans back to WildFire! the powerful guitar chords of �Alive� by POD blasts through the arena. The instantly jumps to their feet in anticipation.]
[MCCOY]: Oh no�
[PAGE]: That�s Python�s music! He�s not scheduled to be out here until later! What in the world is he up to!?
[MCCOY]: I don�t know, but whenever I hear that music, I become bored to tears�
[This brings a derisive snort from Page. Still no sign of Python.]
[PAGE]: You bias knows no bounds doesn't it�
[MCCOY]: Oooooh, where is he!? I just want to get this over with!
[Suddenly, an extremely loud horn blares from behind the curtain.]
[PAGE]: Oh dear�
[A huge construction machine bursts through the curtains and rumbles about halfway down the entrance ramp! It looks like a crane, but with a gigantic arm that extends almost straight up that has a metal box attached to it.]
[PAGE]: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS PYTHON DOING!?
[MCCOY]: Hey! I�ve seen those! A guy was in one of those fixing my telephone wires last week!
[PAGE]: It�s called a cherry picker and Python has no business driving one down to the ring! What the hell is he thinking!?
[The crowd is on their feet, cheering in amazement that he�d actually drive a cherry picker into an arena. Suddenly, the music gets cut short and the deafening cheers of the crowd turn into thunderous boo�s as Tony �The Mouth� Mastino walks over to the cherry picker escorted by an entire team of security guards! He grabs a microphone and begins yelling furiously.]
[MASTINO]: Python!!! What the HELL are you doing! Now you�ve done it! Now you�ve crossed the line! Did you think you could assault me and then drive one of these� these� things! To ringside and actually get away with it!?
[No response from the cherry picker]
[MASTINO]: Huh!? Come on! Try to attack me! I have securrity with me. And not afraid to take you down!
[Still nothing.]
[MASTINO]: Alright! NO MORE GAMES!!! Do you think this is funny or something!!??
[VOICE]: As a matter of fact� yes!
[The door to the driver�s seat bursts open and out steps� Jeff Kushner!]
[PAGE]: What the hell!!?? That�s not Python! What in God�s name is Kushner doing!?
[The crowd is going nuts cheering and Mastino looks like he�s about to explode.]
[MASTINO]: Kushner!? But� where�s Python! Actually on second thought, maybe I don�t wanna know!
[Kushner shrugs and grins]
[KUSHNER]: Okay. In that case, don�t look up�
[Of course, every head in the arena (including Mastino�s) looks up to see� Python standing on top of the box about 20 feet up! The crowd explodes as Mastino screams and retreats frantically. Kushner laughs his ass off as Python strikes a heroic pose before� leaping off of the twenty foot high box and landing on the roof of the cherry picker without injury! The crowd erupts as he dives off the hood and takes out two security guards with a midair double clothesline!]
[PAGE]: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE�S INSANE! THEY�RE BOTH INSANE!!!
[MCCOY]: Page� tell me I didn�t just see Python jump almost twenty feet off of a cherry picker and proceed to dive on top of two guards�
[PAGE]: Um� actually, you did�
[McCoy falls silent and Page laughs.]
[PAGE]: Well, he�d better get out of there if he knows what�s good for him�
[Python jumps up and takes down a guard with a spinning heel kick.]
[PAGE]: Or not�
[Another guard swings his nightstick at Python, but he ducks it. Instead, it connects with another guard�s head. Python plants the officer with a DDT, leaving only two more.]
[PAGE]: I DON�T BELIEVE IT! PYTHON IS TAKING DOWN MASTINO'S GOON SQUAD AND THE CROWD IS ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT!!!
[Kushner still stands by, laughing, as Python dropkicks one of the remaining two guards in the knee and takes him out with a scissors kick. The fans are ecstatic as Python grins at the last officer. The security guard charges and takes a mighty swing with his club, connecting with� thin air! Python ducked! The guard turns around and Python hoists him up in the air, dropping him with The Snake Bite! He walks over to Mastino, who is cowering behind the cherry picker. The crowd cheers as Python pounds his hand with his fist, smiles an exaggerated evil grin, and slowly advances on Mastino. Much to the crowd�s disappointment, thought, a group of 30 or so officers charge down the ramp, guns drawn. Kushner taps Python on the shoulder, who spins around and sees them. They both laugh and hop the guard rail, making a quick exit through the crowd.]
[PAGE]: Well I'm not exactly sure why Kushner and Python brought out that cherry picker but they sure did make an example of Mastino's boys.
[MCCOY]: If you want my opinion Python and that Authority cheater Kushner just shot themselves in the foot with what they just did. Mastino has the ear of Marshall and well I am sure there will be something unpleasant planned for them next week. As matter of fact I wouldn't be surprised if something isn't done about them tonight.
[PAGE]: I have to agree there will be some sort of punishment doled out. When I'm not sure. [turning to camera] And on that note folks we will be right back with the number one contenders match for the TV Title.
[Camera fades to a commercial for End Of Days. Coming soon and only on PPV]