[Fade Up]
[EDDIE PAGE]: And we're set for what's sure to be one hell of a match, between the Axis and Nighthawk. Rumours of Nighthawk having a mystery partner are abound. Now is the moment of truth.
[MCCOY]: No one would want to team with that loser. It's all a bunch of internet speculation.
[Loki and Mr Dude walk out together, faces painted with expressions of supreme confidence. Their cocky pace easily matches the slow tempo of the song. Mr Dude is dressed in his usual pair of black shorts with lime green sides and black boots, his massive chest draped in a black t-shirt proclaiming "this is my clone" in white block letters. He bounds back and forth as he descends the ramp, revelling in the booing of the crowds. Loki, in his typical black cargo pants and red Airwalks, follows a few steps behind, clutching a bouquet of blue and white daisies. Behind them come Jonathon Laslow and Mitchell Keast, the Axis' faithful manager.]
[Mr Dude blows kisses to the crowd as he descends the ramp towards the ring while Loki trails, plucking and tossing daisy petals onto the ramp in a grim parody of the rites of spring, popping the occasional petal into his mouth like popcorn.]
[While Mr Dude climbs into the ring, Loki gives what's left of the daisies to a blonde woman in the front row and kisses her cheek before following his partner into the ring, one petal still stuck to his bottom lip.]
[An electronic hum reverberates through the speakers as the crowd all cranes their necks towards the stage to see exactly who will be coming to the ring. The camera cuts to the backstage area and a closed dressing room door but it does not open. As the hum gets louder and more intense, the shot cuts back to the crowd as they start to cheer with curiosity and excitement as there is a feeling in the air that something big is going to happen. As the hum gets more volume, words start to be audible through the speakers, starting low and gradually getting louder with each repetition...]
[The shot cuts to the backstage area again, and the dressing room door opens. Annie Cole, dressed in jeans, a brown sweater, a brown leather bomber jacket and black sunglasses, comes out first. Following her is the Nighthawk. Following him...]
[PAGE]: Oh my God, the rumors were true...
[PAGE]: THE FURY! THE FURY! MY GOD, THE FURY IS BACK!!!!
[MCCOY]: No! Not them! Dammit, anyone but them!
[Adam-X follows Nighthawk out of the dressing room and side by side they walk towards the entranceway with looks of steel on their faces as Annie leads the way. They finally reach the entrance to the stage and as they do, Nighthawk and Adam bump fists like old times, Nighthawk wearing a 'FEEL THE FURY' jersey under his black leather coat while Adam has on a 'Hell Hath No FURY..." T-shirt on. The stage suddenly explodes in thunderous pyrotechnics as the crowd goes INSANE.]
[The trio burts onto the stage and Annie stands in the middle as Nighthawk and Adam stand on either side, staring down their opponents in the ring as they lift their arms into the air. They then cross to opposite sides of the stage and point out at the crowd as the 'Bawitdaba' by Kid Rock continues to build. Finally, as another thunderous explosion rocks the stage and the music starts to rip, The Fury make their way down the ramp towards the ring as the crowd is all on their feet screaming.]
[DIAMOND LOU]: And their opponents...making their return to the ring...accompanied by Annie Cole...from Detroit, Michigan and Seattle, Washington...Nighthawk...Adam-X...THE FURY!!!!!
[The Fury storm the ring as the Axis slip to the outside. Annie stands in the center of the ring and points at the two corners as Nighthawk and Adam scale the buckles on opposite sides of the ring and work the crowd as only they can. With the entire arena rocking and rolling, the two men jump down and meet center ring with Annie to discuss strategy before the bell.]
[PAGE]: I can't believe this! The Dream Team has returned! Adam-X, former member of the Trinity and the legendary X-Factor, World Tag Team Champions. The Authority, World Tag Team Champions. Nighthawk, former member of the Hard Corps and Armageddon, World Tag Team Champions. The legendary Vengeance Incorporated, World Tag Team Champions. They captured the TSW World Tag Team Championships in their very first match as a team and they held onto them right up until leaving the company several months later after defeating every single team on the roster. And tonight Russ, the Fury has come for The Axis.
[MCCOY]: The Fury has come to be DEFEATED by the Axis because all that is in the past, Eddie. The team on the floor right now...Loki, Mr. Dude, and Jonathan Laslow...THAT's the future of our industry and tonight they'll prove it.
[Referee Barry Alexander calls for the bell]
[DING DING]
[Adam-X starts in the ring with Loki but just before they can lock up, Adam looks out at the crowd and points to the corner the crowd responds with an explosion at the thought of Nighthawk getting his hands on Lokie again. Adam X slowly walks over the corner before tagging in Nighthawk. Nighthawk slowly enters the ring, causing the fans to cheer even louder as if that was possible. He steps forward, going eye to eye with the Norseman.]
[PAGE]: A move hasn't even been exchanged here, and it's already intense!
[MCCOY]: Nighthawk's just killing time before Loki dismantles him.
[Loki grins an evil grin, and then shoves Nighthawk away. Nighthawk grins back at Loki, then slaps him hard across the face. While Loki is stunned, Nighthawk charges in and clotheslines the Norseman off his feet. He then tags Adam and as he lifts Loki into the air with a waistlock, Adam flies off the top with a missle dropkick and now it's time for Adam to take over.
[PAGE]: The Fury starting off strong early in the match.
[As Loki gets up he grabs Adam's legs and flips him onto his back.]
[PAGE]: Loki with a highly unorthodox move there, but it seemed to work, as it's given him a chance to make get out of the Fury's corner...which is a Dangerous place to be, when you're not on their side.
[Adam X kips up, charges up behind Loki and German suplexes him back towards the corner. Loki's head bounces off the top turnbuckle. Adam tags in Nighthawk, who comes in as Adam hauls Loki to his feet. He suplexes Loki up into the air, as the Nighthawk launches from the top rope with a cross body block.]
[PAGE]: MY GOD! What teamwork. These two are picking up right where they left off.
[Nighthawk takes over by Irish Whipping Loki against the ropes. As the Norseman bounces back he goes for a spinebuster, but Loki manages to use his momentum to turn it into a Lou Thesz press. He follows it up by punching Nighthawk in the face multiple times. After ten he gets up, and half walks, half staggers to his corner and tags in Mr. Dude.]
[MCCOY]: Now the fun begins.
[Mr. Dude rushes over to Nighthawk as he's just getting up. As Nighthawk realizes what has happened he's met with a spinning heel kick from the charging Mr. Dude. Nighthawk being the seasoned ring veteran that he is, manages to use his downward momentum to fall towards his corner, where an outstreched hand allows him to tag in Adam X.]
[PAGE]: Hawk showing excellent knowledge of his ring position. Capitilizing, and tagging in Adam.
[MCCOY]: Lucky fluke. Don't try to make that wannabe any smarter than he really is.
[Adam X charges in and meets the rising Dude with a lariat. Using his speed he quickly flips him over, and locks in a sleeper hold. Barry Alexander asks Mr. Dude if he wants to give up. Dude yells a resounding NO. Adam tightens the hold, causing Mr. Dude to let out a quick scream of pain.]
[PAGE]: Mr. Dude, looks to be fading a bit, as Adam shows no signs of releasing that hold.
[MCCOY]: Mr. Dude's just playing possum. Giving that sheep a chance to gain some false confidence.
[Mr. Dude's eyes close and Barry Alexander begins the arm lifting test.]
[He lifts Mr. Dude's left arm...it falls.]
[He lifts it again...it falls.]
[He lifts it for a third and final time...it falls BUT Mr. Dude stops it mere inches away from the mat.]
[PAGE]: This match is still on!
[MCCOY]: Of course, you didn't think an Axis member would give up that easily, did you?
[Mr. Dude begins using his arm strength to push up against Adam. Suddenly Jonathon Laslow jumps up onto the ring apron. Barry Alexander runs over to cut him off from entering the ring. Mr. Dude falls back to the ring, and his he succumbs to the pain and begins tapping out.]
[PAGE]: Dude's tapping. Mr. Dude's tapping! But Barry Alexander doesn't see it.
[With the ref distracted, Loki comes charing in from the ring apron. He stomps at Adam's back, causing him to release the hold. Loki hauls Adam to his feet and irish whips him to the far ropes. Loki sets up for a back body drop, but Adam sees it coming and jumps over Loki. What he didn't see coming was Mr. Dude getting up and executing another near perfect spinning heel kick right into Adam's face.]
[MCCOY]: Now that's teamwork!
[Nighthawk can't stand it any longer, and he charges through the ropes, and throws punch after punch staggering the Norseman backwards into the corner. Mr. Dude hauls Adam X into a standing headscissors before lifting him up into a powerbomb, and then snapping him back down to the mat. Jonathon Laslow is still screaming at Barry Alexander and pretending to climb into the ring. Now Mitchell Keast has joined the fray. Annie Cole, being a rookie manager isn't sure what to do, so she still remains just watching as things are quickly running out of control in the ring.]
[MCCOY]: I'm not sure who the legal men are anymore.
[PAGE]: Adam and and Mr. Dude.
[MCCOY]: Always with the answers Eddie.
[Nighthawk is stomping away at a prone Loki in the corner, while Mr. Dude continues with a series of power moves on Adam. As Nighthawk goes for another stomp, Loki grabs his foot, and twists it sideways, in somewhat of a modified dragon twist. Loki jumps up, a second wind coming over him, and he begins stomping away at Nighthawk. Meanwhile Adam has managed to reverse one of Mr. Dude's suplex attempts and is now putting the boots to the man from Belfast.]
[Annie Cole has had enough, she begins to make her way over to where Mitchell and Laslow are still keeping Barry Alexander distracted. In the ring, Nighthawk catches one of Loki's stomps, and gets to his feet. Nighthawk pushes Loki backwards and takes a few steps backwards reading himself for Loki's next attack. Meanwhile Adam and Mr. Dude, are exchanging blows.]
[PAGE]: All hell has broken loose here. And Barry Alexander has no clue it's happened.
[Annie has now made it around to where Barry Alexander is trying to contain Laslow and Keast. She screams at him to turn around. He quickly spins his head around, then turns back to her to say something. He stops and does a double take. He quickly forgets about the interfering Axis members as he tries to get a handle on the match. He goes over to where Loki and Nighthawk look ready to tie it up once more. He tries to force Loki out of the ring, but Loki just pushes him down the ground. He scrambles back to his feet, and pleads with Nighthawk to get out of the ring, and let the match continue. Nighthawk dismisses him simply by throwing him down to the mat as well. Barry Alexander again jumps to his feet, and this time has had enough.]
[DING DING]
[PAGE]: Barry Alexander has called for the bell. I think he's eliminated both teams here.
[The four men continue to go at it and Nighthawk gets tossed out of the
ring
by Loki as Adam-X clotheslines Mr. Dude over the top on the opposite
side.]
[MCCOY]: Look out for Laslow! Time for the Axis to take the Fury
to
school!
[Laslow has a steel chair and he swings hard at Nighthawk's head but
the
Reign of Pain ducks at the last second and theAxis member just hits the
post
with a thunderous thwcking sound of steel on steel. Nighthawk then
rolls
into the ring and Adam joins him. Nighthawk then calls Annie into the
ring
to get her out of harms way and the Fury stand back to back as the Axis
all
arm themselves with chairs at ringside.]
[PAGE]: Uh oh...this is bad news for the Fury as they are
outnumbered
three to two and the Axis all have weapons...
[Nighthawk suddenly smiles and Adam looks at him like he's nuts. He
then
gets a mic thrown into the ring and as he picks it up, he reaches into
Annie's jacket and pulls out his cell phone from the inside pocket.]
[NIGHTHAWK]: Loki, Loki, Loki...nothing if not predictible. But I always
have
more than one ace up my sleeve. (He pops open the phone) Now...which
one
should it be? Number 1 with the Chicago area code? (The crowd roars and
the
beginnings of a CYPRUS chant can be heard.) Maybe number 4 if you all
want
to see a MAIN EVENT. (Crowd goes nuts over the hint at Chris Stratford
as
both Adam and Annie look at him in confusion.) Wait a minute, I know.
You
know what we need right now to even those odds? (He smiles.) We need
lucky
number 7!
[Nighthawk hits the button and a few seconds later, a voice can be
heard
over the PA.]
[PAGE]: No...it can't be...it CAN'T be...
[The crowd goes crazy as 'The Legacy' Lennox Mullroix steps out on the
stage
to the shock of both the Axis and Adam and Annie. He's dressed in
leather
boots, green cargo pants, a purple "LEGACIZED!" tank top and a denim
jacket.
He has a Florida State Seminoles hat on backwards and a small hoop
earing in
each ear. As always, he wears neon plastic sunglasses, purple this
time, and
in his hand is a cell phone that appears to be vibrating. His dark skin
seems to shine in the lights and his face is lit up with the usual
cocky
grin as he points as Nighthawk in the ring, who returns the salute to
the
surprise of everybody and anybody who knows the history between these
two
men.]
[PAGE]: IT'S THE LEGACY! 'THE LEGACY' LENNOX MULLROIX!
[MCCOY]: I think I'm going to be sick!
[Mullroix runs down to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope
with no
hesitation. The 6'5'', 275 lb African American superstar walks right up
to
his former mentor and shakes hands with him and then he casts a wary
eye
over at Adam before grabbing the microphone as Will Smith's 'I'm Comin'
continues to blare over the speakers before finally fading out.]
[MULLROIX]: You know...I've been touring the globe from Toronto to Tokyo
selling out venues in every country and every continent I've been too
but
when the Hawk gave me the opportunity to kick some Axis asses, I just
couldn't refuse! (Crowd roars.) Basically, what that means is this: the
Pimp
Daddy has just parked his Pink Caddy in the CSWA for one reason and one
reason only...(he points out at all three Axis members)...to make all
of you
my Bitches!
[The crowd pops again as the camera zooms in on a furious Loki.]
[MULLROIX]: I know you boys are new to the neighborhood so allow me to
play
Welcome Wagon with a little telegram courtesy of the Legacy:
From myself to the Axis Down to our feet Cause you got nothing to offer, So I say to you all Sued for killing [At that, the Axis all roll into the ring in a rage and Annie wisely
rolls
out of the ring as all six men engage in a pier six brawl. Loki goes
right
for Lennox but he's surprised by Nighthawk cutting him off and they
trade
blows as Adam rolls into the ropes with Mr. Dude. Lennox then trades
shots
with Laslow and all six men show no signs of slowing down as the ring
is
suddenly flooded with security.]
[PAGE]: The Axis and The Fury are going toe to toe and I never
thought
I'd see Lennox Mullroix fighting alongside Nighthawk and Adam-X ever
again!
The security is trying to tear these men apart as all hell has broken
loose!
We'll be right back!
[Camera fades to a commercial for CSWA Presents: The Regulators: A Pictire Of Tradition]
Welcome to town,
You think you're the shit
but you're all going down.
and under our boots,
you'll be going so low
you'll have to grow roots.
Nothing to give,
No threat to speak of
and no life to live.
Loki, Laslow, and Dude:
I'm trying to be friendly,
ain't trying to be rude
but you guys are all phonies
and should all be sued.
all the crowd heat,
Sued for no talent
You'll all be beat.
Beat by the Legacy
like I'm scratchin' an itch
so kiss my ass Loki
cause I'll be kickin yours, BITCH.