VOICE OVER: The time has arrived.....
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VOICE OVER: LIGHT IT UP!!!!!!!!!
[WildFire! goes on the air to the opening riffs of Anthrax's Gung Ho.]
[A shot of Cledus Yokel going toe to toe with Jonny Five flash across the screen followed by a burst of flame. When the flames die away a clip of Alex Constantine standing on the rampway pointing at an unseen opponent at ringside. Napalm and Mace stand behind him arms crossed scowls plastered across their faces]
[Flashes of Quinn Tate launching himself in the air towards a stunned Cito Conarri. More flames. A shot of Jeff Kushner executing the My Time against a helpless Karl Pyke. Nighthawk and Mace rushing at each other at Reindeer Games]
[Flames. A shot of Ripper Longshanks standing over an unknown victim, a baseball bat in his hands.]
[A shot of Robert Lancaster holding up his arms in victory. A flash of flames. Napalm and Blackwell lying on the mat knocked senseless during one of the Long Walk Through Hell matches]
[A clip of a bloodied Five as he throws Yokel over the top ropes. Flames engulf the screen. Various shots of the former Southern Comfort battling The Authority during The Long Walk Through Hell that fades to Python leaping over the top rope onto Cledus Yokel. A final shot of Napalm and Garrett Davidson falling through the cage bodies wrapped in barb wire.]
[Quick images of Chris Wright, Jonny Five, Python and newcomer Jeremiah Blackwell fade away to a still shot of Nighthawk and Mace standing face to face]
[More flames followed by images of Blackwell, Ripper Napalm and Lancaster]
[The crowd roaring as Adam-X steps out onto the ramp followed by Jack Cross laying into Adam-X with a kendo stick during last weeks WildFire! A final shot of the crowd roaring jumping to their feet as Mace is announced as the of the brutal Ironman Match.]
[The words WildFire! pop up on the screen and are quickly engulfed in flames]
[Pyro starts going off througout the Family Arena as flames shoot out of the top of the ramp and the video screen lights up showing the CSWA logo followed by WildFire!. The fans jump their feet as an instrumental version of Gung Ho starts blasting through the sound system.]
[Camera pans across the front row of ringside where several fans are holding up signs asking Marshall to bring back Nighthawk. Other not so generous signs suggest that the President of the CSWA needs to get his head out of his ass and think right. Camera then moves to inside the ring where ring announcer "Diamond" Lou Walsh stands with a mic in his hand. With a big grin he brings the mic up to his mouth]
[DIAMOND LOU]: St. Louis Missouri, Welcome to WILDFIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
[The noise level raises to a defeaning tone as Walsh finishes his announcement. The camera zooms away from Walsh and focuses in on the announcing team for the CSWA, Eddie "Two Times" Page and Russell McCoy. Page wears a black CSWA polo shirt while McCoy wears a black button down shirt with a small WildFire! logo printed above his heart. Both men smile into the camera and Page starts speaking]
[PAGE]: Welcome to WildFire! I'm Eddie Page and with me to my right is none other than.......
[McCOY]: The best damn announcer in the business........
[Page doesn't miss a beat]
[PAGE]: .......Russell McCoy. Tonight is going to be one hell of a night folks, so if you have to leave for any reason set your VCR now. [McCOY]: Better yet forget about picking up the wife and kids, sit your ass down and get ready for the ride.
[PAGE]: [shaking his head] Tonight we see a re-match of last week's main event as Great Plains Champion Robert Lancaster defends his belt against the man he defeated to win said title. That being Jonny Five. [McCOY]: Now all you people jumping on the Lancaster bandwagon better get some soft soled shoes on so you don't hurt your feet when you have to jump off tonight. Five will take this rematch and show everyone Lancaster is a fluke.
[PAGE]: Before McCoy does anymore damaged to American British relations I'll mention that tonight TV Champion Jeff Kushner puts his belt on the line against "Blackjack" Jeremiah Blackwell in what should be a spirited affair.
[McCOY]: SPIRITED?? The only spirits we will be seeing is Kushner's ghost as it floats to where ever Authority members go after they get planted six feet under.
[PAGE]: [turning to face another camera] Adam-X also continues his punishment tour when he will face both Teflon Don and Chris Wright in a handicap match in which he has to pin both men in order to win.
[McCOY]: Contrary to popular believe I like Adam-X. That is I'd like to see him get his ass handed to him in a most brutal way. And the fans agree with me.
[PAGE]: You actually think that.
[McCOY]: The fans are sheep and will think what they are told to think.
[PAGE]: We will also see in action Jack Cross who goes up against Karl Pyke while CSWA superstar Mace will face off against the high flying youngster Python in a match that will showcase to very different distinct wrestling styles.
[McCOY]: I know Mace bores the hell out of me. Is that his distinct style, boredom.
PAGE: Moving on. The Coalition of Affiliated Leagues is gearing up for it's next Pay Per View which will be entitled Crusade For The Chosen One and right here tonight RObert Marshall will announce which four CSWA stars will be taking part in it. McCOY: Interesting concept by the CAL here, by taking a bunch of so so wrestlers and giving them the chance to shine. Mighty considerate of them.
[Page raises his eyes at the camera
PAGE: And last but not least I would like to congratulate all our tag teams who participated in the NPW's Karen Mace Memorial Tag Team Tournament. And on that note we will be right back [Camera fades to a commercial for Budweiser Beer. It's not Molson but it's damn close]