[Cut Backstage.]
[MASTINO]: I've managed to catch up with the NEWEST signing in the CSWA, that being "Awesome" Andy O'Brien, along with his agent Mr. Brown. Welcome to Central States Wrestling O'Brien
[OBRIEN]: Yeah, nice for you guys. LESS of a privelege for me... I mean, just look at this place. What's it called again?
[Andy looks around the arena disgustedly.]
[MASTINO}: I believe it is called The Family Arena?
[OBRIEN]: Yeah, the "Family Arena"... You know, The Awesome One is used to 70,000 seater sell-out stadiums, not some two-bit Hell-hole in the middle of SAINT BLOODY LOUIS!
[BOOOO!!!]
[OBRIEN: But y'know, I'm not the complaining type, so I won't say anything...
[MASTINO]: Alright if you say so.
[Andy glares at Mastino.]
[OBRIEN]: Woah, woah, woah... Did I ask you a question?
[MASTINO]: Umm, no.
[OBRIEN]: Then don't interrupt me! I'm Awesome Andy, I don't GET interrupted. Okay?
[MASTINO]: Okay...
[And with that, Andy snatches the mic away from Mastino and continues his promo.]
[OBRIEN]: See, what the Awesome One was told when he signed his contract in the CSWA was that the CAL was the "BIG LEAGUE". [rolls his eyes] Well from what I've seen, I'd have to disagree.
[BOOO!]
[OBRIEN]: As a matter of fact... From the state of this arena, I wouldn't be surprised if next week I'm booked in a BAR ROOM BLOODY BRAWL in downtown Soho! It's a disgrace... But like I say, I wouldn't DARE complain - that just wouldn't be Awesome. Instead, I'm gonna just GRIN and BARE IT.
[Andy shoves the mic back in the hands of Mastino, and flashes a somewhat over the top grin at the camera.]
[OBRIEN]: Thanks, buddy.
[O'Brien turns his back on the camera and quickly heads towards the dressing room area. Mastino turns his eyes towards the camera and mutters something under his breath]
[Camera fades back to ringside.]
[PAGE]: Well... That was somewhat... Interesting.
[MCCOY]: Well I have to agree with O'Brien this isn't exactly the greatest CSWA venue.
[PAGE]: None the less the fans pay for O'Brien's salary so maybe he should be kinder to them.
[MCCOY}: BAAAH! Your a sheep just like the rest of them Eddie.
[PAGE]: Your fascination with sheep is starting to worry me Russell. And on that note we will be right back.
[Cut to a commercial for Tears Of The Sun]