The Genie
Three guys were on an island. One of the guys finds a Genie lamp in the sand and picks it up.
After examining it, he rubbed it and out popped a Genie.
The Genie said to them, "For freeing me I will grant you each of you ONE wish."
So the first guy said, "I wish I was 25% smarter."
So PUFF, he was 25% smarter, built a raft and got off the island.
The second guy said, "I wish I was 50% smarter."
So PUFF, he was 50% smarter, built a canoe and got off the island.
The third guy said, "I wish I was 100% smarter."
So PUFF, he became a woman and walked accross the bridge.
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