The Very First
CeliaSays Movie!!!
www.celiasaysmovie.com
Hello, Celia Here

Well readers, I can now confirm that the rumours you have been hearing among the internet fanbases are in fact true. There is indeed going to be a CeliaSays movie. It has been in the pipeline for about a year. We've secretly had a team of dedicated Script writers beavering away down in the basement. We sealed a $400 million deal with Dreamworks back in May and we now have our director, and most of our cast.

So we're going to let you lucky few (million) be the first to get a glance at parts of the top secret script for what we like to call ProjectCelia. (the title is still under wraps)

Filming will commence in New Mexico next month.

It's all terribly exciting...

Let me introduce you to some of our
ALL STAR cast:
David Duchovny as
TOM (Hanks that is)
Bill Cosby as
GRANDAD COSBY
Chevvy Chase as
CHIEF OFFICER
DUGGEN
Susan Sarandon as
CELIA
and Stephen Spielberg as
OUR DIRECTOR
Sting as
PUPPETMASTER
aka. bad guy
Full House's
Kimmi Gibbler as
DELUNTRASH
Saved by the Bell's
Screech as
PINK LOOSE CHINA
Bruce Valanche as
COGSWORTH
(gadget guy)
LEAKED SCRIPT EXCERPTS:
#1- "THE REVELATION"

#2 - "TORTURE UNDER THE STARS"
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