| The St.Albans Living room. Night. Celia and Tom and the Agents are playing Cluedo� DELUNTRASH Mrs Peacock! In the billards room! With the�candlestick! TOM Sorry DLT, close but no bananas. It was actually in the kitchen. CELIA Tom, what�s that noise? (a tapping can be heard at the window) TOM Celia. (stands) Let me be brutally honest with you. From my calcualtions it can only be one of two things; really big hail stones� DELUNTRASH Or?! TOM �or� CELIA Goddam it Tom, tell us! TOM Or, it�s the bird�and it�s brought it�s friend Barry. DELUNTRASH It�s back? It can�t be! PINK LOOSE CHINA No! No! Nooooooo! (the tapping gets louder and the glass smashes in) TOM Celia, what are we gonna do? CELIA The only thing we can do Tom. PINK LOOSE CHINA Surely the situation isn�t that bad? DELUNTRASH The President has gone into hiding PLC! I don�t think it can get much worse. TOM In that case, let�s do it. (Characters run through the back door. Cut to bat-cave like room, out four heros are transformed into part superman, part Power Ranger) CELIA With the power beyond!�. TOM Water! PINK LOOSE CHINA Earth! DELUNTRASH Kunk Fu with Joe 90! CELIA DeLunTrash, that�s not we agreed. DELUNTARSH Sorry Celia. Fire! CELIA! Wind! ALL Let the powers combined rule as one! TOM It�s time to say bye bye blackbird. Bye bye. |
| CELIASAYS MOVIE!!! |
| SNEAK INSTALLMENT ONE: "THE REVELATION" |