The St.Albans Living room. Night. Celia and Tom and the Agents are playing Cluedo�

DELUNTRASH
Mrs Peacock! In the billards room! With the�candlestick!

TOM
Sorry DLT, close but no bananas. It was actually in the kitchen.

CELIA
Tom, what�s that noise?

(a tapping can be heard at the window)

TOM
Celia. (stands) Let me be brutally honest with you. From my calcualtions it can only be one of two things; really big hail stones�

DELUNTRASH
Or?!

TOM
�or�

CELIA
Goddam it Tom, tell us!

TOM
Or, it�s the bird�and it�s brought it�s friend Barry.

DELUNTRASH

It�s back? It can�t be!

PINK LOOSE CHINA

No! No! Nooooooo!

(the tapping gets louder and the glass smashes in)

TOM

Celia, what are we gonna do?

CELIA
The only thing we can do Tom.

PINK LOOSE CHINA
Surely the situation isn�t that bad?

DELUNTRASH

The President has gone into hiding PLC! I don�t think it can get much worse.

TOM
In that case,  let�s do it.

(Characters run through the back door. Cut to bat-cave like room, out four heros are transformed into part superman, part Power Ranger)

CELIA
With the power beyond!�.

TOM
Water!

PINK LOOSE CHINA
Earth!

DELUNTRASH

Kunk Fu with Joe 90!

CELIA
DeLunTrash, that�s not we agreed.

DELUNTARSH
Sorry Celia. Fire!

CELIA!

Wind!

ALL

Let the powers combined rule as one!

TOM
It�s time to say bye bye blackbird. Bye bye.
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