T.K.: My digimon has a first name it's P-A-T-A. My digimon has a second name it's M-O-N
WarGreyMon: Tai! That mean digimon hit me! Waaaaaa!
Gabumon talking to Greymon: Here Lizard Lizard Lizard... (ALA Taco Bell Comercial)
Tai: All right, to beat this evil digimon all we have to do is.....MATT! Stop making bunny ears on me!
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By: Angemon013
Kari: So, are you a Pokemon or a Digimon?
Myotismon: Will you pass the salad?
Matt: Tai, why are we fighting again? I forgot.
Joe: Murcery Bubbles Blaaaaaaaaaaaaast!
Mimi: Oh look, weed killer. Palmon would love to use this as perfume
T.K.: $#*& %@#) (#!@~#%& ^$%#* &@~! (&_!* @@#%!!!!!!!!
Gennai: Use the force Tai!
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By Dark Digimon
Mimi: First we go here, and then we fight this, and then we stop here and then
Tai: Mimiiiii!!! I'm tiiiiiiiiired. Stop being so bossy!
Matt: Aaaaa! Leave me alone! Attack T.K. instead!
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By Me!
Patamon: Patamon digivolve to.....Patacake patacake baker's mon!
Announcer: Tai Kamiya! You've just won the soccer world cup! What are you going to do now?
Tai: I'm going to the Digiworld!
Matt: Mmmmm. I just love Asian food, especially Thai
Tai: WHAT!?
Agumon: I'm agent 01001010001 Mon......Agumon