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Things That Digimon Characters Would Never Say
This is meant to be funny as Bukamon is demonstrating, so please, don't take any of this too seriously. Also, note that "Never Say Lists" are not my idea. They originated on a Dragon Ball Z website. I did not copy any of these off that site, however. Lastly, feel free to submit some of your own. Just E-mail them to me here, but nothing obsene please. And Note that I will only use those that I find funny and original
By Me!

Tai: Come on Agumon! It's Morphin' time!            

Matt: Aaaaaa! I broke a nail!

Mimi:
I've got the urge to herbal!
All digimon guys (dressed in tight black T-shirts): Natural botanicals!...

Izzy: Duh...I dunno..

Matt: Darn it Tai! Stay out of my hair gell!

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By
Kawaii Angel

Sora: Can't you guys do anything right?

Davis: You know what Kari? You and T.K. would make a really cute couple!

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By
Silverwolf

Tai: Let's start the bidding at 15 Grande! Anyone? Ok... how about 10 bucks! Do I hear $10? Come on people! You can't buy a used Agumon for a better price!
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By
Frank

T.K.:
Mommy wow! I'm a big kid now!

Joe: I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady....

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By Evelyne and Birdsimon

All Guys: Digi-digi-digi get down (ALA N*Sync)

LadyDevimon: Demidevimon, Your father Devimon and I are getting a divorce

Demidevimon: I hate both of you! Waaaaa!
By:  Me!

Matt: Oh, get lost T.K.

Patamon: Pikachu! Pika Pika!

Theme Song:
Digimon! Digital Monsters! Digimon are the...the...the .....um...What was that line?

Devimon: Demidevimon. I am your father.
Demidevimon: Nooooooo!!

Tai:
I'm too sexy for my goggles. Too sexy for my goggles yeah!

Palmon: Mimi? What are you doing with that weed wacker? Mimi? I didn't really mean it when I said your hat was ugly! Mimi!?!? 

Izzy: Hmmmm. If I divide by the square of pi....and add 3...AHA! It takes precisely 121.527 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!

Mimi: Meet my clone, Minimimi

Biyomon: I tawt I taw a puddytat
Gatomon: Here birdy birdy birdy...
Biyomon: I did! I did! I did see a puddytat!

Mimi:
If you wanna fly come and take a ride. Take a space ride with a cowgirl baby!

Tai: Well, I guess we might as well give up

Myotismon: Ooof. This corset is killling me

(Ala Barbie Girl by Aqua)
Mimi:
I'm a digigirl in a digiworld
Tai:
Having Digis
Izzy:
It's prodigious
Kari:
Angewomon has blonde digihair
T.K.:
I have teddy bear underware
Matt:
I have issues
All:
We wear orthropedic shoes

Matt: Oh no! The big scary digimonster is going to get me!
T.K.: I'll save you Matt!

Tai: Hair too heavy.....can't raise head...uhhhhhh!




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