POP QUIZ
NEW YEAR'S EVE QUIZ
What is my album called?
A. Blood Drenched Frozen Popsicle
  B. Unplugged in a Back Alley
  C. Why Do Wipeys Look Like Condom     Packages?
Who drove us home?
Earn your diploma at the FUCK UP University with ME! Only $25,000!!!
Just mail a check or money order to me and I will send you an authentic sheep skin from the school of hard cocks!
A. A hooker with a penis
B. Aunt Sally and a Raid can
C. An ape with a sad story
What nationality is Blue Boy?
A. Italian and German
B. Extraterrestrial
C. Who gives a rat's ass???
Who was the most sloshed that night?
A. The violin
B. Blue Boy
C. Me
THIS COULD BE YOU! IF YOU PASS MY TEST, YOU GRADUATE INTO THE HALL OF FUCKUPS.  YOU ARE SO SMART, YOUR GRAD CAP LEVITATES OFF YOUR HEAD BECAUSE OF ALL THE BRAIN CELLS GATHERING ENERGY!
What did the violin order?
A. Ham and Swiss on Rye
B. Hair Club for Men
C. A Fuzzy Nipple
Why is everyone so FUCKING stupid?
A. Because of lame ass websites like mine
B. TV
C. Our parents were stupid
SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS?! 6 GODDAMN QUESTIONS!  LET'S SEE HOW YOU DID JAGOFF!
If you had mostly As, then you were WRONG WRONG WRONG!! That's it.  "Now you'll never be a teen model!"  Run into the ocean after the llamas.  You're done.
If you had mostly Bs, you weren't paying attention.  What the fuck is your problem??
Do you want me to slap you in the face? Or cut off your genitalia?  Because you should not have any kids.  We already have enough stupid fucks in the world.  Kill yourself.
If you had mostly Cs, That'll be $25,000 please! You will receive your diploma in the mail for the school of hard cocks, plus be featured int he Hall of Fuckups!!! OOhh!! AAAhhhh!!!  Poppin' fresh dough!  (somebody kill me) Just send me that check you bastard!
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