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NEW YEAR'S EVE 12/31/02 |
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Wanna see how I spent my new year's eve? Well, tough shit, you are. Take notes, there's a quiz after this. |
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We began our funfilled evening at an undisclosed cafe on the southside of Pittsburgh, PA. There I performed my solo act, "Honky Tonk Maxi-Pad," which was a big hit with the locals. Check out my new album coming later this year, called Why Do Wipeys Look Like Condom Packages? |
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my album cover |
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Some of my loyal fans: Julie, Robin, and Blue Boy. |
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This is me and my best friend, Julie. I am the one who looks like a drunken Q-tip.
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After awhile, I began to get really sloshed (i.e. the room was spinning around me at a fast rate) so I will just tell you about some of the snatches of memories I have about the rest of the night. |
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Did it really happen?? You decide. |
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I remember a violin walking into the bar and asking for a fuzzy nipple. I then proceeded to grab one of my friends and say "Here's a fuzzy nipple!" (she had a sweater on). |
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I remember some floor action going on! |
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Moo Goo Gai Pan? |
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After the festivities were over, the designated driver (this ape pictured here) drove us all home. He repeatedly asked us during the ride if anyone had seen Curious George. I told him I ran him over last month. |
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POP QUIZ HOT SHOT!! Were you paying attention pothead? Its quiz time. Click on the pot to take it. |
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