NEW YEAR'S EVE 12/31/02
Wanna see how I spent my new year's eve?  Well, tough shit, you are.  Take notes, there's a quiz after this.
We began our funfilled evening at an undisclosed cafe on the southside of Pittsburgh, PA. There I performed my solo act, "Honky Tonk Maxi-Pad," which was a big hit with the locals.  Check out my new album coming later this year, called Why Do Wipeys Look Like Condom Packages?
my album cover
Some of my loyal fans:
Julie, Robin, and Blue Boy.
This is me and my best friend, Julie. I am the one who looks like a drunken Q-tip.
After awhile, I began to get really sloshed (i.e. the room was spinning around me at a fast rate)  so I will just tell you about some of the snatches of memories I have about the rest of the night.
Did it really happen??  You decide.
I remember a violin walking into the bar and asking for a fuzzy nipple. I then proceeded to grab one of my friends and say "Here's a fuzzy nipple!" (she had a sweater on).
I remember some floor action going on!
Moo Goo Gai Pan? 
After the festivities were over, the designated driver (this ape pictured here) drove us all home.  He repeatedly asked us during the ride if anyone had seen Curious George. I told him I ran him over last month.
POP QUIZ HOT SHOT!!
Were you paying attention pothead?  Its quiz time. Click on the pot to take it.
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