If you'd like to get in touch with the staff here at Celebrity Beefcake International, we can provide you with a staggering array of ways to offer suggestions, request pics, threaten lawsuits, and generally spout off about anything you like!

 

You can sign our guestbook!

You can send us e-mail!

You can shout very loudly outside your window!

You can visit Wolfgangerl's Eric Idle shrine!

You can hold a séance!

You can visit Rebecca's personal web site!

You can ask us for some random advice!

 

 

 

Trying... so hard... to... not... look at the camera! GASP!

 

Rebecca Rose    

Webmaster, Word Tweaker, Graphic Imp

  Rebecca's comments appear in blue.

Bio: Born in 1971, Rebecca shows marked tendencies towards misanthropy and sarcasm, coupled with an unhealthy fascination with cartoons, animé, sci-fi, horror, and British comedy. She's a vegetarian and lifelong RPGer, with abnormal views on religion and politics. Her perfect day would include staying up all night playing video games, then staying in bed until 4:00 pm with a good book.
Could a woman in her thirties look any more girly?  My general hobbit-ness bugs the heck out of me. If I actually smiled in a picture, my cheeks would puff out like a blowfish and my eyes would get sucked up into my face. It's not a pretty sight.

For more information about Rebecca, please visit her website at:

 www.brainlaces.com

    

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Head Writer, Brain Trust, Information Minister

  Wolfgangerl's comments appear in purple.

Bio: Wolfgangerl Idle is a short and outspoken high school student with a freakish love of older men. The viola is the center of her life, though quite often she would like nothing better than smashing the instrument against a music stand. She gets her temper from her father. Her constant companion is a chubby black dog named Pepper David, who is a bit like a cross between Sir Robin and Mr. Creosote. She spends much of her time reading and she does like to write, but it’s all drivel about Monty Python and Mozart. An ideal day for her would include an Olympic sized swimming pool, enough melted chocolate to fill said swimming pool, and Eric Idle, but let's not go into that.
This picture was taken a year ago or so. It’s a bad picture, but it's all I have since the digital camera hates me. Really. At night it sits there and plots new and worse ways to make me angry. I’ve heard it muttering in its little electronic voice. Actually, electronics in general tend to hate me with a passion.

For more information about Wolfgangerl, read her fiction and essays at:

http://www.fictionpress.com/profile.php?userid=160291

Or, view her tribute to Eric Idle at:

http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/ricelied/

All photographs on this site remain protected by their original copyrights.

They will be removed upon request, as no copyright infringement is intended.

If you see one of your pictures, please contact us.

 

Layout and additional graphics on this site are © Rebecca Rose, 2003.

Text © Rebecca Rose, 2003 and © Wolfgangerl, 2003. All Rights Reserved.

 

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