Welcome to Celebrity Beefcake International,
a website devoted to the neglected hunks of famous man-meat... No,
they're more than that! They're massive slabs of masculinity, taken
from every conceivable entertainment discipline. Actors, musicians,
authors, and... Well, mostly, comedians, but the other guys are
important, too! Honestly, they are. Sure, some of them are fictional
characters -- but everyone that we know only through the media is
fictional, in a sense. We love them all equally, except for Eric
Idle, whom Wô|fgáñgÉr| worships with an unbridled passion.
Here, you will find pictures appropriated from
all over the `net, along with our in-depth analyses of their careers,
personalities, and -- most importantly -- their "manly" physiques. Let's
face it, these gentlemen aren't your stereotypical muscle-bound hunks or
vacuous pretty boys, but some of them are fairly cute, and all of them
have a certain indefinable quality that draws us to them. Whether it's
their intelligence, their quick wit, or their keen sense of style, they've
captured our hearts and our imaginations. There's something for every
discerning viewer here at Celebrity Beefcake International. (Or,
rather, there *will* be, as soon as I do more work on the site.) |
