This is the greatest song in the world!

May 30th, 2004 5:40pm

I am very proud to announce that I can be found on Google by searching for "stripper playing piano with his dick". I'd like to thank whoever sent me the email request for the video to let me know that. I think it'd be rude of me to throw his/her email address up here and they didn't leave me a name.

So much more to say! I'll say it another time though it's too beautiful out to spend the day at the keyboard.
I'll leave you with a line from Ani DiFranco's song Evolve... "it took me too long to realize that I don't take good pictures cuz I have that kinda beauty that.....moves"

May 19th, 2004 8:38pm

Wow! I have poetry in the Hole!
I mean, poetry that isn't mine or a family member's!
I would like to thank Andrew for submitting his poetry.
I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did!

January 5th, 2004...3am

Karma...it's a funny lil thing in'nt it?

Thurs April 17, 2003 5:45am

I have an old friend who has a website and it's pretty cool except for the fact that he took out the quiz section. Well this old friend of mine is someone I did and always will on some level care alot about so I check his website often to get updates on his well being and such. I know what you guys are thinking...If you care about him why don't you just talk to him...well we've tried that before and it only took a few unsuccessful tries for me to realize that it wasn't possible. Too many unresolved issues and emotions and too many memories, good and bad. I hope he doesn't think I hate him and understands why I don't talk to him at all.
On a totally different subject...I smell like a jar of baby food. Like the sweet potatoes or one of the fruity variaties. I used this oil my Garndma got me for Christmas. It's Orange and Papaya body oil. I'm gonna have to take another shower now to get the smell off. Care to join me? ;) But I have to leave in a little while to take Lisa to the airport so I guess I'll have to wear my eau de Gerber until I get back. I went to a consignment shop today err yesterday and I bought this silver ankh pinky ring and a book about odd experiments and theories. When I say odd I mean it...one of the sections was about a group of scientists who believed they found a black hole in a wooden box in India...they still haven't been able to open the box as far as the I know. Another of them was a study on whether cats like bearded men or not. One was a plan for preserving the Grand Canyon, the resolution was to fill it with packing peanuts (ya know those little styrofoam thingies that come in packages) my problem with that is what good is the Grand Canyon if it's filled up? What good is preserving it gonna do if they're gonna need like 3 months to get all the filler out for anyone to actually see it. Some people have a little too much time on their hands! Unlike me with my 20 minute posts right? Right! I'll leave you with this little treasure, "No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again sir!" Oh and this had to be said, "I told you not to disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!"

Wed April 9, 2003 2:19am

I am not going to say, "Sorry I'm going to be updating more often from now on." Everytime I say that I get this odd allergy to my web site. It goes away in 2-3 months but it is painful to see how badly my site gets neglected. Ok I'm lying...I should know by now that I can't pull the wool over your eyes, there is no allergy. I was abducted...oh shit there I go again. I should see someone about this lying problem. Honestly it's a combination of many things. I was in school but dropped out, I was in a relationship but that just ended and I didn't have very much time left to give. I am adding now as promised in my November log a writing page. I'm gonna post my own work for now and as said before if you have anything that you would like to share please send it along. I actually had the poem Honeysuckle Breeze published in a book in the US and UK or well it's in the process of publication. I think it sucks personally, I just entered it to be silly and now it's gonna be in a book. So I will add things in when I get them if you send them. First I have to create the page, "If you build it they will come..."
Now that I'm single and I intend to be so for a very long time.(totally random quote: Nun:"I'll be taking a missionary position and I intend to hold for a very long time" Leon:"And where will you be holding this missionary position?" Nun:"In Bangkok.")Yeah I'm lame I know.
Reserve is playing at Bob's in Bridgewater this Sat(April 12) night. OK right about now you are asking who is Reserve? Well Reserve is a really awesome punk/alternative band and you should go catch a kick ass show for hardly any money. It's 21+ and that's about all I know for now but you can call Bob's at (508)697-0114. You should seriously go and see them it's at a bar so if you don't like them (which is highly unlikely) you can just get drunk instead or leave you won't be blowing a lot of money I think the cover is like $3 or some other measly amount. So go! Unless you live in Hawaii, or any state other than Massachuesetts because that would be pretty far to come see a band you may have never heard of...but if you live in the area be there or I will hunt you down and...whoa! Sorry about that...evil Cybil tried to cut in there but she's back in her mental cage. Oh and people please tell Ash she has to go Saturday! Dennis told me to tell her I'd dyke it out with her if she went but Ash and I are so much like sisters that is just sick so Dennis said he would dyke it out with Ash instead. I don't know how she could resist an offer like that. Dennis usually charges at least $50 an hour. Ok but in all seriousness I need to start creating my writing page and adding some more cool links and I think I may want to sleep tonight...I still haven't decided on the last thing...sleep? What is that? Or as Lisa would say..."Who DOES that?" It's hard to write how she says it but belive me it's funny. Speaking of Lisa a big ass, "Happy birthday Lisa...Lisa it's your birthday..." goes out to my adorable buddy even though it was yesterday! I said it yesterday but thought it desereved recognition here as well. Oh yes more birthday wishes go out to Jess...who had to endure a game of Go Goddess at Girl's Nite on the eve of her birthday, but I made it all better by singing Happy Birthday to her promptly at midnight just because I know she doesn't want anyone singing to her...evil Cybil had gotten out of the cage for a couple of minutes there. OK so off to setting the stuff up for the web page. Ciao Darlings! Oh and..."You're gonna Die Clown!!!"