Saturday Hardcore Results (10/20/01)

[ Next Event ] - [ Previous Event ]

"Triple Threat" Mike Savage?

BBA Commissioner Mike Savage was hiding in a large cardboard box to start the show, and when his music hits he pops out and walks a couple of feet into the ring. Savage explains that he wants to be the BBA's first "Triple Threat". He explains what he means, as he wants to be the first Wrestler/Commissioner/and now Manager. He doesn't know who he wants to manage yet, but he has an open challenge for anyone who needs a manager. This is a hard one...who could possibly want Mike Savage as a manager? (Note: that was meant to be sarcastic). Surprisingly, M80 hits the ring and takes the mic. He wants Savage to help his career off by being his manager. Savage makes fun of him, saying that the thought of managing M80 makes his stomach hurt. M80 defends himself by saying he is the Hardcore Champion. Savage now says he feels a spastic feeling in his leg, as he proceeds to nails him with the Heavy Metal Kick. "Next" proclaims Savage, and out comes the BBA World Champion in Arch Angel. Who didn't see this coming, as Doomsday looks to still be intact. Arch Angel brags about his 3 World Title reigns, having every BBA championship, and that he has defeated everyone that there is to fight. Arch Angel says it would be an honor for Savage to manage him. Savage says that he doesn't want to manage for any of those reasons, but he does want to manage him for one reason...so he can hold that World Heavyweight Belt. Savage accepts Arch Angel's offer to be his manager, and M80 finally rises up to his feet and doesn't look to be very pleased. M80 says that he was there first, and Savage makes his first match as Wrestler/Commissioner/Manager as he will make it a 2-on-1 Handicap match between Doomsday and M80. Unfortunately for M80, this is happening right now...

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Doomsday (The Arch Angel & Mike Savage) vs. M80

Match Details: 2-on-1 Handicap Match

Savage throws M80 down to the mat. Arch Angel irish whips M80 off the ropes, as Doomsday connects with X Marks The Spot! Calypso's music hits, and it looks like Doomsday has something up their sleeve. As Calypso's theme builds up, Arch Angel hits a roundhouse kick on M80. Doomsday now takes out some crowns, and places them on their heads as they proclaim themselves the Evil Superpower of the BBA! Arch Angel and Mike Savage have lost their minds! Doomsday proceeds to nail the 3D on M80 through a box, as Calypso finally hits the ring with a pipe in his hand....and he looks pissed. Doomsday leave the ring, as Calypso helps M80 to his feet. Calypso grabs the mic and asks what the hell is going on. He calls them the most Spastic Tag Team of the BBA. Doomsday and Calypso go back an forth. Doomsday call themselves Superheroes now. They go back and forth, even going to lengths as to make fun of eachothers names. Calypso wants a World Title shot, and Arch Angel says he has a sprained wrist from last week. He has an idea though, have Calypso take on The Impostor to determine who will face The Arch Angel later in the night for the World Heavyweight strap. Calypso is just fine with that, and leaves. M80 tries to attack Doomsday, but he is met with a Powerbomb/Neckbreaker combo by Doomsday through a box.

Winner: No Contest

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Firestarter vs. Bucktooth Willy

Title: World Television Championship

Current Champ: Firestarter

Match Details: 1-on-1

Firestarter hits the ring first, and grabs the mic. He talks about how he is the current World Television Champion, and how he has been calling out the former champ, Bucktooth Willy, for the last three weeks. He will call him out again tonight, and he proclaims that no one can beat Firestarter. Reality check: Firestarter has not won a single match in BBA yet. Bucktooth Willy no shows again, but now M80 comes back to the ring, with a visible limp. M80 challenges Firestarter's Television Championship against his Hardcore Championship in a Hardcore Match. It looks like this is underway.

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Firestarter vs. M80

Title: World Television Championship / Hardcore Championship

Current Champ: TV: Firestarter / HC: M80

Match Details: 1-on-1, Hardcore, Title vs. Title

So again we wont be seeing Firestarter vs. Bucktooth Willy, but we instead have a Title vs. Title match. M80 ducks a clothesline, and nails a kick and some elbows to the back of the head. Firestarter comes back with some punches and kicks. Firestarter locks in a neck and arm submission of sorts. Firestarter is forced to let go of the hold by the referee, and M80 comes back with a spinning kick. M80 brings some weapons into the ring, and nails Firestarter with a bat! M80 tries to kick Firestarter, but Firestarter hits his leg with a licence plate. Firestarter continues to hit him with the plates for a two count. Firestarter continues the offense with some bat swings, and irish whips M80 into the corner where a box stands. Some back and forth action before Firestarter has the bat again. Firestarter creates a self made table, but it is M80 who sends him through it with a bulldog. M80 misses a chairshot, and Firestarter sends him down and locks in a leg lock. Firestarter nails M80 with a metal disc, and follows up with a headbutt to the groin. Firetstarter tries to lock in a dragon sleeper, but cannot do so, and instead hits some knee drops. Firestarter tries to hit M80 with the licence plate again, but M80 ducks it and nails him with the Twist of Fate! M80 nails Firestarter with the chair, but now Firestarter is fighting back. M80 throws a box at Firestarter, and follows up with an M-Factor through that very same box! It looks like M80 has this in the bag, but the three count is broken up by The Impostor!? The Impostor Chokeslams M80 through a box twice!! Why is Impostor helping Firestarter to his feet? Impostor places the dazed and confused Firestarter over M80 for the three count!!! Two events ago, The Impostor interrupted Firestarter's TV Title celebration by Chokeslaming him. He must think that Firestarter is easily defeatable, and Impostor wants to hold that World Television Championship that Firestarter basically stole. In other news though, Firestarter has won his very first match in the BBA, and it's a big one as he defends his TV Title successfully, and captures the BBA Hardcore Title from M80!!!

Post-Match Champ: Firestarter (TV & Hardcore)

Winner: Firestarter via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: The Impostor vs. Calypso

Match Details: 1-on-1, #1 Contendership of BBA Title

The Impostor hits the ring for this #1 Contenders match, followed by Calypso. Calypso is attacked immediately by Impostor, as he irish whips Calypso into a clothesline. Impostor locks in a single leg crab, but Calypso power out of it and we have a standoff. Calypso sends Impostor head over heels with an arm wrench, and tries for The Impaler. Impostor reverses it into a Manhattan drop. Impostor chokes out Calypso, and the referee makes him break the hold. Impostor irish whips Calypso, but Calypso rolls through and locks in the Walls Of Calypso in the center of the ring! Impostor crawls to the nearest rope, and grabs it to release the hold. Calypso follows up with a jawbreaker for a two count. Calypso nails Impostor with a DDT, and connects with a huge diving elbow drop off the turnbuckle for a two count! Calypso seems to have the advantage, as now he connects with the Springboard Frog Splash for a two count. Calypso has thrown everything at Impostor, but can't seem to put him away. Impostor is irish whipped into a dropkick by Calypso, and then a Piledriver for a two count. Calypso becomes frustrated with the ref. Calypso locks in an arm wrench, but Impostor reverses it into an arm wrench of his own, which he bridges into an arm bar, into a cradle pin of sorts for a two count. Great display of ability by The Impostor. Impostor hits a front powerslam on Calypso for a two count. Impostor locks in a camel clutch, but Calypso manages to escape. Calypso irish whips Impostor, but they are both met with a double clothesline that sends both men down. Both men rise to their feet, and Calypso irish whips Impostor into the referee, sending him down. Calypso misses a clothesline, and Impostor nails Calypso with The Chokeslam! But with the referee out, Impostor cannot win yet, but here comes M80! M80 is here to help out Calypso after Calypso saved him from Doomsday earlier in the event, and to take out Impostor who helped Firestarter win M80's Hardcore Title! He nails The Impostor with the M-Factor!!! Calypso stumbles to his feet, and connects with The Impaler on The Impostor for the three count!!! Calypso wins the match, and will fight The Arch Angel later in the show for the BBA World Title!

Winner: Calypso via Pinfall

Match Number: 4

Wrestlers: Calypso vs. The Arch Angel

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: Arch Angel

Match Details: 1-on-1

Calypso hits the ring again, and is visibly fatigued. The Arch Angel hits the ring with Mike Savage, and for the second week in a row will defend his World Title agaisnt a #1 Contender fresh after a brutal match the #1 Contender was in. They lock up, Arch Angel with an arm wrench, Calypso rolls through and kips up, to irish whip Arch Angel into a clothesline. Calypso nails a gutwrench suplex, and irish whips Arch Angel, but this time Arch Angel hits the clothesline. Arch Angel irish whips Calypso, and Mike Savage hits Calypso on the ropes with a cardboard box as the ref is distracted, and Arch Angel locks in an arm wrench, which he changes into an arm bar of sorts. While the referee is standing near a corner, Mike Savage nails him in the back of the head with a bat, sending the referee out cold for the second straight match. Arch Angel hits a dominator, and hits a diving elbow drop to the bad ankle of Calypso. Arch Angel hits Calypso with a bat a few times, illegal of course. Arch Angel bulldogs Calypso face first into a cardboard box in the corner! As the referee begins to regain his composure, Arch Angel attacks him and connects with a releasing powerbomb. Arch Angel attempts for a hip toss, but Calypso blocks it and hits a hip toss of his own. Calypso tries to hit a clothesline, but Arch Angel scouts it and this times connects with a hip toss. Arch Angel hits a spinning leg drop for a slow two count as Mike Savage argues the call. Arch Angel tries to kick Calypso, but Calypso catches his foot and hits a dragon screw. Calypso locks in the Dragon Sleeper! It looks like Calypso had this won, but Savage takes out the ref again. Arch Angel eventually reverses out of the move, as each man tries for a neckbreaker, a suplex, and back into a neckbreaker before Arch Angel finally changes his mind and pins him with a back slide, but the ref is out. Calypso reverses an irish whip to hit a shoulder block, goes off the ropes to miss a leg drop, to have Arch Angel miss an elbow drop, to finally have Calypso connect with rolling thunder. The 10 count reaches 9 before both men make it back to their feet, and Calypso irish whips Arch Angel into a flying clothesline! The referee takes the baseball bat, and nails Mike Savage with it sending the BBA Commissioner down! Calypso comes out of nowhere to hit a HUGE Springboard Frog Splash which seems to have done the damage to both Calypso AND Arch Angel. The double knockout count reaches 3 before Savage is back to his feet to nail the ref with the box. Calypso eventually kips up, and locks in an arm wrench on Arch Angel, who reverses into his own arm wrench, and locks in the Taz Missions! Calypso falls to the mat, but manages to get to the ropes to break the hold. Calypso reverses an irish whip to send Arch Angel into the turnbuckle. Calypso locks in another arm wrench, into a hammerlock, but is met by a small package for a two count. Calypso is irish whipped off the ropes, but hits a sunset flip for a two count. Arch Angel bridge pins Calypso for a two count. Both Calypso and Arch Angel become frustrated with the ref's slow counts, and they both attack him. They hit a double stalling vertical suplex on the referee through two cardboard boxes, as Mike Savage attacks him with some bat swings. Arch Angel and Calypso go back at it against eachother, and Calypso has the temporary advantage. Calypso pulls Arch Angel to the center of the ring to lock in the Walls Of Calypso! Arch Angel taps! The referee is still out from before, and here comes Mike Savage! Savage nails Calypso with the bat to break the hold, and the ref tries to attack Arch Angel...only to be met with an unbeleivable jackknife powerbomb! Calypso and Arch Angel lock up again, and Arch Angel connects with a full nelson bomb for a slow two count. Savage nails the referee hard with the bat again. Arch Angel ducks a clothesline, attempts for a German suplex, reversed into a German suplex attempt by Calypso, reversed into a full nelson by Arch Angel, reversed into The Impaler! No, Arch Angel powers out of the Impaler attempt and rolls up Calypso for a two count. Arch Angel hip tosses Calypso onto a box, and nails Calypso with the Ticket To Hell! Arch Angel gets the three count thanks to the help of his new manager in Mike Savage! Arch Angel is still the BBA World Champion. The post-match sees Doomsday celebrate, and attack Calypso some more. Come on, the match is over already. Doomsday nails Calypso with X Marks The Spot to end the show as Savage attacks the referee some more as the camera fades.

Post-Match Champ: Arch Angel

Winner: The Arch Angel via Pinfall