Thursday Thrashing Results (8/2/01)

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Return of the TV Belt/Banning of Calypso's Finisher

Commissioner Mike Savage enters the ring to his new theme music "Last Episode" by Snoop Dogg. He asks for Bucktooth Willy to please come to the ring. Bucktooth Willy hits the ring, coming out to "Fat Lip" by Sum 41. Mike Savage tells Bucktooth Willy that he is no longer the BBA Lightweight Champion, because the title is going to be retired. He is, on the other hand, bringing back the World Television Title that BTOF retired while he was Commissioner. He announces that the World Television Title will be on the line in a 4-Way-Dance between Bucktooth Willy, Punisher, Firestarter and Yard Dogg (making his BBA debut). Savage's next announcement is that he is banning the Twisted Piledriver as a move (this is probably because of Savage's involvement with Arch Angel, as Arch Angel was nailed with the Twisted Piledriver on a ladder last event). Calypso hits the ring, and he is obviously not pleased. Calypso hits the Twisted Piledriver on Mike Savage (probably for the last time), and introduces him to his newest finisher: The Impaler.

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Viper & "The Franchise" John Hanley vs. The Arch Angel & Biohazard

Match Details: Tag-Team, No Disqualification

Viper hits the ring to "Last Resort" by Papa Roach, and he is tagging with "The Franchise" John Hanley who comes to the ring with "Enter Sandman" by Metallica. These two put on one hell of a match last week, and it looks like the respected eachother enough to tag together this week. Arch Angel's music hits, and he come to the ring with another former OWF wrestler, Biohazard! This is the fourth OWF wrestler to join BBA in the last two weeks. Biohazard starts things off with Viper, and Franchise manages to reach Biohazard and knock him down from the outside. Viper continues the beatdown as he connects with a vertical suplex for a two count. Irish whip into a clothesline by Viper, and he tags in Franchise. Franchise connects with a stalling vertical suplex (nearly 10 seconds) for a two count. Great show of strength by The Franchise. Franchise irish whips Biohazard to the outside of the ring, and connects with a brutal clothesline. Viper works on him outside the ring too, and Biohazard really needs a tag. Viper is tagged in, and he connects with a bulldog. Viper goes for a piledriver, but is back body dropped by Biohazard who is looking for the tag, but Franchise is there to take him off his feet. Biohazard gets back to his feet rather quickly, and now he irish whips Viper out of the ring. Franchise tries to protect Viper, but Biohazard pushes him away as he begins to swing away on Viper. Arch Angel finally sees some action as he joins the beating outside. Biohazard is clotheslined by Franchise, who is shoved right back down by Arch Angel. Biohazard and Viper make their way back to the ring, as now Biohazard connects with a suplex of his own. Biohazard hits a rolling senton, and follows up with a back suplex. Arch Angel is finally tagged in, and he connects with a scoop slam on Viper. Now Viper is blind tagged in, and Franchise sends Arch Angel out of the ring with a strong clothesline. Franchise irish whips Arch Angel to a nearby shopping cart, and scoops slams him back into the ring. Franchise brings the shopping cart next to the ring, and he connects with a Swanton Bomb off of it for a two count. Franchise nails Arch Angel with a kendo stick for a two count again. Franchise places Arch Angel in the corner, takes out Biohazard, grabs a chair and dropkicks it right into the Arch Angel! Viper is tagged back in, as Franchise and Viper double team him. Arch Angel gets hit with a chair shot, and Viper covers him for another two count. Franchise throws a chair that nails Biohazard right in the skull. Viper connects with a powerbomb on Biohazard back in the ring, and Arch Angel breaks the count at two. Arch Angel connects with a bulldog on Franchise right onto a steel chair. Franchise tries to irish whip Arch Angel, but Arch Angel reverses and irish whips Franchise right into an upright chair! Arch Angel connects with a piledriver on Viper, and the ref has completely lost all control of this match. Franchise now hits a powerbomb on Biohazard. Biohazard comes back and irish whips Franchise into a propped chair, while Arch Angel connects with some license plate shots to the back of Viper. Franchise hits Biohazard with a chair shot, then throws the chair at Arch Angel. Franchise sets up a huge pile of weapons, which is topped off with the shopping cart. It looks like he is going to try and powerbomb Arch Angel through it, but Arch Angel back body drops him right onto the shopping cart!!! To quote Joey Styles, "OH MY GOD!" Franchise kicks out after two. As Biohazard and Viper fight outside, Franchise connects with a piledriver on Arch Angel. Biohazard connects with a bulldog on Viper. Franchise tries to powerbomb Arch Angel through a chair constructed table to no avail, but Arch Angel connects with the powerbomb (of sorts) right through the chair! It looks like Franchise landed awkwardly on that chair. The chair-table is reconstructed, as Franchise tries to go for one last powerbomb on Arch Angel. Arch Angel back body drops Franchise right through the chair-table...and pins him for the 1...2...3! Arch Angel and Biohazard pick up the hard fought victory!

Winners: The Arch Angel & Biohazard via Pinfall [Arch Angel over The Franchise]

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Firestarter vs. The Punisher vs. Bucktooth Willy vs. Yard Dogg

Title: World Television Championship

Current Champ: vacant

Match Details: 4-Way-Dance

Firestarter comes to the ring with a torch on fire, out to the tune of "The Thing That Should Not Be" by Metallica. The Punisher hits the ring out to "Seek & Destroy" by Metallica, who tries to cut a promo but is cut short by the ring announcer. Bucktooth Willy hits the ring next as we await the arrival of Yard Dogg. The ring announcer announces that Yard Dogg will not compete tonight, and will be replaced by the Hardcore Champion...M80! All four men start this thing right off the bat, as Punisher hits a belly-to-belly suplex on M80, and follows up with a DDT. Bucktooth Willy hits a DDT of his own on Firestarter. Bucktooth Willy hits a bulldog on Punisher, and Firestarter hits a quick double armed DDT on M80. Bucktooth Willy hits a dropkick on M80, and follows up with the Full Nelson Bomb. Bucktooth Willy now hits Firestarter with a dropkick. M80 hits a bulldog on Bucktooth Willy, and connects with a diving legdrop off the top rope. Bucktooth hits the Full Nelson Bomb on Punisher now for a two count. Punisher hits a neckbreaker for a two count on M80. M80 connects a DDT on Bucktooth Willy, followed by a senton bomb for a two count. Firestarter comes in an connects with Up In Flames (Pedigree) on M80! Bucktooth Willy however irish whips Firestarter head first into the steel chair turnbuckle and pins him for the three count! Firestarter has been eliminated. Bucktooth Willy and Punisher seem to have an idea, and the double team M80. It looks like they are going to try and work together to eliminate the Hardcore Champion. Bucktooth connects with the Poetry in Motion on M80, and it looks like M80 doesn't have much left. Bucktooth Willy and Punisher hit the Doomsday Devise, and pin M80 for the three count! M80 has been eliminated. Either Bucktooth Willy or The Punisher will walk out as the BBA World Television Champion! Punisher (who is much larger than Bucktooth Willy) pleads with him not to hurt him. Bucktooth Willy literally taps him, and Punisher goes down! One, two, three!!! What the hell just happened? Bucktooth Willy has won the TV Title, and Punisher just let him beat him? What the FUCK is going on here?

Post-Match Champ: Bucktooth Willy

Winner: Bucktooth Willy via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: Doomsday (The Arch Angel & Mike Savage) vs. C-X (Calypso & The Meteor)

Titles: Tag-Team Championships

Current Champ: C-X

Match Details: Tag-Team

Doomsday hit the ring first, for an opportunity to win the Tag-Team gold. C-X hit the ring next, and this thing gets started quickly. Calypso and Arch Angel start it off, as Calypso sends Arch Angel down and locks in the sharpshooter! Savage breaks the hold, but Calypso continues the offense with a DDT on Arch Angel for a two count. Meteor and Savage are tagged in at the same time. Arch Angel illegally chokes Meteor out while the ref isn't looking. Mike Savage hits a gutwrench suplex on Meteor, and tags Arch Angel back in. They connect with X Marks The Spot for a two count. Meteor comes back though, and connects with a clothesline on Arch Angel. Calypso is tagged in, and C-X connects with the usual Double Suplex. Calypso locks in the Walls of Calypso, but Savage clotheslines Calypso out of it. Arch Angel lands in a pinning combination for a two count. Arch Angel irish whips Calypso and hits a dropkick for a two count. Savage is tagged in, and Doomsday connects with double stomps and a double legdrop for a two count. Clothesline by Savage, and the double armed DDT. Arch Angel is tagged in, as is Meteor. Doomsday connect with the real Doomsday Devise for a two count. Savage is tagged back in, and is hit with a devastating spear by The Meteor! Meteor hits a back suplex, and tags Calypso back in. Savage tags Arch Angel in, and Arch Angel connects with a piledriver for a two count. Savage is tagged in again, and Doomsday now connects with the Doomsday Death Drop (AKA 3D) on Calypso! Calypso manages to somehow kick out at two!! Arch Angel hits The Whale on Calypso for another two count. Meteor is tagged in, and he connects with a stiff sidewalk slam on the Intercontinental Champ. Savage breaks the pin at two. Meteor follows up with a bulldog, a DDT, and a tag to Calypso. Savage tags himself in, and Calypso connects with a gutwrench suplex on the BBA Commissioner for a two count. Calypso then connects with a jawbreaker for a two count broken by a rope break. Arch Angel gets the tag, and Calypso wrenches his arm. Meteor is tagged in, but Arch hits a low blow on both members of C-X. Arch Angel connects with a DOUBLE bareback on C-X for a two count. Irish whip into a spinebuster by The Meteor for a two count. Calypso is tagged back in, as he attempts for The Impaler, but Arch Angel reverses it into the Taz Missions! Calypso doesn't give up, elbows out of it, but is met by a Rocker Dropper by Arch Angel. Savage is tagged in, and Arch Angel holds up Calypso so Mike Savage can connect with a Heavy Metal Kick. Calypso DUCKS!! Mike Savage has just hit the Heavy Metal Kick on his tag-team partner! Savage looks down at Arch Angel in disbelief, as Calypso rolls up Mike Savage and gets the three count! What a match! C-X has retained the Tag-Team Titles against Doomsday!

Post-Match Champs: C-X

Winner: C-X (Calypso & The Meteor) via Pinfall [Calypso over Savage]

Match Number: 4

Wrestlers: The Meteor vs. Calypso

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: Calypso

Match Details: 1-on-1

So after a successful Tag-Team Title defense, both members of C-X will take on eachother for the BBA World Heavyweight Title. The Meteor hits the ring first, followed by the World Champion, Calypso. Both members of C-X shake hands before the match. They tie-up, and Calypso hits a vertical suplex on The Meteor for a two count. Both men are very fatigued from their Tag-Title defense earlier. Irish whip into a clothesline by The Meteor. Meteor irish whips Calypso into the corner, and Calypso then irish whips Meteor into a dropkick for a two count. Calypso locks in the Dragon Sleeper, but Meteor doesn't give up. Meteor hits a DDT, and hits a diving elbow drop off the top rope. Meteor locks in a spinning leg lock, and releases. Arm wrench by Calypso, sending Meteor head over heels for a two count. Calypso follows up with a bulldog, then hits Meteor with the Frog Splash for a two count! Meteor irish whips Calypso off the ropes and hits him with a devastating spinebuster for a two count. Meteor then hits a DDT which keeps both C-X members down for some time. Meteor hits a nice scoop slam, but Calypso comes back and hits a dropkick for a two count. Calypso locks in the Walls of Calypso! Meteor battles out of it and rolls Calypso up for a two count. Releasing sidewalk slam by Meteor sends Calypso to the mat. Calypso comes back however, and connects with The Impaler! Calypso pins The Meteor for the three count!!! Calypso and Meteor hug and salute eachother on a well paced World Title match. This turned out to be The Meteor's last BBA match, so what a way to go, coming ever so close to defeating C-X partner Calypso for the World Heavyweight Title.

Post-Match Champ: Calypso

Winner: Calypso via Pinfall