Sunday Massacre Results (7/29/01)

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Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: The Impostor vs. Doomsday (The Arch Angel and Mike Savage)

Match Details: 2-on-1 Handicap

To start off the show, The Impostor hits the ring with his new ring music "Bodies" by Drowning Pool. As we have seen for the last couple of weeks, Mike Savage and Arch Angel have been forming an alliance, and now have dubbed themselves as "Doomsday", coming out to "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit. It is evident that all BBA members are now supporting new ring entrance music, as the Twisted Metal days seem to be over. Immediately, Impostor shows his strength as he sends Mike Savage in the air and out of the ring. Arch Angel takes it to Impostor quickly, as he connects with some kicks, a DDT, and a legdrop. Savage is trying to attack Impostor again, but Impostor sends him airborne again. Arch Angel connects a piledriver for a two count. Savage follows up the advantage with connecting a double armed DDT on Impostor. Doomsday connects with a double leg drop for a two count. Impostor sits up quickly, and connects a clothesline on Arch Angel. Impostor turns to Savage, and connects with a devastating Chokeslam on the BBA Commissioner. Arch Angel hits a Lou Thesz press off the top rope, and misses an attempt of a diving leg drop off the top. Impostor doesn't seem to be having any problems in this handicap match, as he is putting up one hell of a fight. Savage swipes the leg out from under Impostor, and Doomsday connects with X Marks The Spot (double superkick) for the second week in a row. Arch Angel follows up with The Whale for a two count (which was ever so close to three). Ref bump, as Impostor has accidentally pushed Savage into the ref, but Arch Angel decides to take out the ref some more (as we've seen the last two events). Impostor connects with a stiff scoop slam on Mike Savage, but Arch Angel is there to connect a spinning neckbreaker on The Impostor. Doomsday set up a table, and connect with the Doomsday Death Devise. 1.....2.....and Impostor kicks out, slow count by the ref. Impostor SITS UP! He swings away on the Intercontinental Champ, and connects with a HUGE Chokeslam! 1....2...(Savage hits Impostor with the table's remains)...3! Even though Savage was there for the save, Impostor didn't move with the table shot to the back. Impostor has beat the odds, and this could spell doom for BBA's newest tag-team, Doomsday. Doomsday take their frustration out on the ref again, much like the last couple of weeks.

Winner: The Impostor via Pinfall

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Crazy Joe vs. Firestarter

Match Details: 1-on-1, Hardcore, Hardcore Title #1 Contendership

Crazy Joe returns to the BBA after a couple weeks of no-shows, with his new theme song "Stupify" by Disturbed. This match is for the #1 Contendership of M80's Hardcore Championship. Former OWF Wrestler Firestarter [known as Kid Kash in OWF] hits the ring to "TNT" by AC/DC to make his BBA debut. Firestarter spits water in the face of Crazy Joe, which prompts for Joe to grab a kendo stick and swing away on BBA's newest talent. Crazy Joe connects with a spear on Firestarter, and follows up with some chair shots to the leg of Firestarter. Crazy Joe hits a spinning heel kick on Firestarter, who was probably looking for a more sane opponent in his first match. Firestarter finally connects with a punch, but Crazy Joe wipes it off like it's nothing and knocks Firestarter right off his feet. Crazy Joe goes up top and connects with a missile dropkick. Crazy Joe continues to dominate this matchup, as he kicks away on Firestarter. Firestarter is back to his feet and connects with a double armed DDT. Firestarter has the kendo stick now, and swings away on the fallen Crazy Joe. Firestarter locks in a sleeper hold, releases, and begins to choke out Crazy Joe for a two count. Crazy Joe begins to talk to himself, and as Firestarter grabs a chair to use, Crazy Joe connects with a Van Daminator! Crazy Joe hits a cross body on Firestarter, which seems to have hurt Crazy Joe too. Firestarter is back to his feet first and he lands a legdrop for a two count. Crazy Joe hits a leaping dropkick, followed by a clothesline on Firestarter. Crazy Joe connects with the Psycho Stunner twice and picks up the pinfall victory! Crazy Joe taunts Firestarter some after the match, as Crazy Joe has shown no signs of ring rust.

Winner: Crazy Joe via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: "The Franchise" John Hanley vs. Viper

Match Details: 1-on-1, No Disqualification

This is the debut of both The Franchise and Viper, both former OWF World Champions, in a no disqualification matchup. The Franchise hits the ring first, followed by Viper. For those BBA members not caught up to speed, Viper and Franchise were 2 the OWF's "Top 3" Superstars, and they have quite a history with eachother. They shake hands before this match, and we're underway. Tie-up, clothesline by Franchise. Elbow drop on Viper, and Viper is sent out of the ring immediately. Franchise irish whips Viper into a nearby shopping cart, knocking the shopping cart and it's contents to the ground. Franchise throws several weapons to the ring, and connects a metal plate to the head of Viper. Back in the ring, Franchise attempts for a piledriver, only to reversed into a back body drop onto a cardboard box. Viper connects with the metal plate, and now sends Franchise face first into the ladder outside the ring. Franchise fights back, and places the crushed cardboard on Viper's chest in the corner, only to dropkick him out of the ring. Franchise brings the ladder to the ring, and props it against the other turnbuckle. Chairshot by the Franchise, and Viper is down, but not out as he kicks out after two. Piledriver by Franchise gets another two count. Viper reverses the irish whip and sends Franchise head over heals into the ladder. Viper uses the ladder to his advantage, and swings away on Franchise for a two count. Franchise comes back and hits a scoop slam on the ladder, and Viper looks hurt. Bionic elbows by The Franchise, and he irish whips Viper into the shopping cart again. He follows up with some baseball bat swings to the gut of Viper. License plate shot to the head of Viper, and things seem to be in control by The Franchise. Franchise follows up with a bulldog onto the shopping cart. Kendo stick shots by Franchise, cocky pin, and more kendo stick shots to the sternum of Viper. Franchise looks like he's going to spinebuster Viper onto the ladder, but Viper reverses it with a swinging DDT right on the ladder! Viper nows has the license plate, and swings away on the Franchise, who appears to be bleeding. Irish whip onto the ladder again by Viper, and now suddenly Viper is in control. Franchise is stumbling around the ring, and Viper hits him with a long wooden pole of sorts. Franchise fights back, pushes Viper face first into the ladder, and connects with the pulling piledriver for a two count. Franchise is really losing a lot of blood, but he seems to have regained control. Some weapon shots by Franchise, and Viper seems to be fading fast. Franchise sets up a table, and hits a wheel barrel face-plant right through it!!! 1...2...and Viper kicks out. Strong irish whip by Franchise sends Viper into the ladder while knocking it over. Franchise lays the ladder across two chairs, and connects with a chairshot on Viper. Franchise stands on top the laid out ladder with a cardboard box and connects with an elbow drop with it for a two count! Somehow, Viper has managed to kick out of everything that The Franchise has thrown at him. Viper is laid across the ladder, and Franchise climbs on a chair and connects with a slash sending the chairs and ladder over to the ground. Viper kicks out after two again, and this has become an epic war. Neither man wants to lose their debut match in the BBA. Viper comes back with some chairshots of his own, and irish whips Franchise into the propped ladder for the third time. Viper grabs the ladder, sets it up straight, and climbs to the very top! He jumps, and connects with the Guilt By Association (Diving Legdrop)!!!!! One, two, three this thing is over! Viper has managed to defeat "The Franchise" John Hanley in both men's BBA debuts. They put on one hell of a preview of what's to come from them in the BBA.

Winner: Viper via Pinfall

Match Number: 4

Wrestlers: The Arch Angel vs. Calypso

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: Calypso

Match Details: 1-on-1

The Arch Angel hits the ring again today, with his new theme song "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre. Calypso hits the ring to "Walk" by Pantera, and these guys are ready for this BBA World Heavyweight Title match. Calypso starts things out of the gate with some heavy kicks and a knockout punch sending Arch Angel to the ground. Calypso follows up with a DDT for a two count, and locks in the Dragon Sleeper. Arch Angel reverses out of it, kicks away, and connects with the Bareback for a two count, in which the referee "didn't see him pinning". Arch Angel pushes the ref out of the ring, and locks in an ankle lock on Calypso. He releases, and Calypso comes back with an arm wrench, sending Arch Angel down. Irish whip into a dropkick by Calypso for a two count. Calypso locks in the Walls of Calypso early, but Arch Angel grabs the rope. Calypso busts out a new move and connects with an emerald fusion for a two count. Arch Angel battles back, wrenches the arm of Calypso, and connects with a shuffle kick. Rolling thunder by Arch Angel for a two count. Irish whip into a heel kick by Arch Angel, followed by a bicycle kick to Calypso. Arch Angel misses the diving elbow off the top rope, but Calypso doesn't miss the Springboard Frog Splash for a two count. Calypso connects with a jawbreaker, and locks in the sharpshooter! Arch Angel gets the ropes again, and Calypso is getting frustrated. Calypso connects with the senton bomb off the top rope for a two count. Both men are very fatigued now, and Arch Angel begins to get a second wind. Arch Angel connects with a Rocker Dropper for two. Dragon screw of sorts by Arch Angel for a two count. Irish whip into an arm sweep, bridged into a Crossface! Arch Angel puts up one hell of a fight, as the ref raises his hand only twice before Arch Angel battles out. Irish whip into a clothesline for two by Arch Angel. Arch Angel follows up with the Diamond Dust for a two count. Arch Angel thinks the ref's count was a little slow, and he complains. Calypso hits a sidewalk slam for a two count, and locks in an arm wrench. Arch Angel reverses it into an arm wrench of his own, and connects with a full nelson bomb for a two count. Calypso irish whips Arch Angel out of the ring, through the corner chair. Calypso props the ladder (from earlier in the show) on the chair at a diagonal. Calypso calls for the end of it, and connects the Twisted Piledriver onto the ladder! The referee immediately calls for the Disqualification, as this was not a No DQ match like earlier in the show. Calypso is infuriated, and now he attacks the referee, and locks him in the Walls of Calypso. Calypso releases, and sets the ladder up straight. He climbs it, and the ladder shakes out from under him as Calypso has fallen off the very top of the ladder!! Calypso landed hard on the ground, and it wouldn't be very surprising if he is injured. Arch Angel calls him an idiot, and connects the Ticket To Hell on Calypso...right onto the very ladder he just fell off. Calypso keeps the World Heavyweight Championship, but he has lost the match because of DQ. A rematch is sure to come.

Post-Match Champ: Calypso

Winner: The Arch Angel via Disqualification