Friday The 13th Results (6/1/01)

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Savage = Next BBA Commish?

We see the area where Commissioner BTOF usually sits, and the chair reads: "Commissioner's Throne" and "B.T.O.F. Only!" Mike Savage looks at the empty chair with intrigue. He sits down in it, kicks away BTOF's "crappy" skateboard, picks up the Commissioner's shirt, and relaxes. He rips down the sign that says that only BTOF can sit there. Before the camera fades, Savage states that he may want to be Commissioner.

Calypso's Rematch Clause

The former World Heavyweight Champion, Calypso hits the BBA ring and admits that the Arch Angel has beaten him for the title. Calypso speaks of the BBA rule in which after a title change, the former champion will be guaranteed a rematch. Arch Angel hits the ring with the World, IC, and Tag-Team Titles. Arch Angel agrees to the rematch clause match, but Calypso wants more. Calypso speaks of his Hardcore Title loss at Please Forgive Me, and that he has never been given a rematch for the championship which he had lost. So, today Calypso will get his Hardcore Title rematch against M80. The Impostor hits the ring now, and stares down Calypso. The Impostor makes his claim about how both Crazy Joe and himself are supposed to be the two #1 Contenders for the World Heavyweight Title, and Calypso instead defended the title against Arch Angel. Calypso reminds The Impostor that Commissioner BTOF put him in that match. The Impostor wants to be involved in the World Heavyweight Title rematch today, so Calypso announces that The Impostor will be the Special Guest Enforcer. The Arch Angel doesn't like this, but Calypso says if he doesn't do it: he's fired. Calypso and The Impostor leave, and Arch Angel is alone in the ring. Bucktooth Willy now hits the ring, and now HE wants an Intercontinental Title shot...Pronto. Arch Angel talks about how this was supposed to be his World Title celebration night. Arch Angel cannot give Bucktooth Willy an IC Title shot only because The Meteor is the #1 Contender. They will, on the other hand, have a non-title match-up today.

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Calypso vs. M80

Title: Hardcore Championship

Current Champ: M80

Match Details: 1-on-1, Hardcore, 24/7 Defense

Calypso hits the ring first, followed by the Hardcore Champion, M80. Calypso nails M80 with a stickball bat to start it up. He locks in the Dragon Sleeper, and lets go. M80 gets back to his feet, but Calypso takes out his feet again with the bat. Calypso chokes out M80 with the bat, and M80 battles back and nails Calypso with a DDT. M80 nails the M-Factor early, but his inexperience shows as he doesn't pin the challenger. Calypso back to his feet, he knocks down M80 again with the bat. Calypso grabs two license plates, and nails M80 with a con-plate-o. He nails him a couple more times with the plates, and locks in an interesting variation of the Walls of Calypso. M80 battles out, but Calypso nails him with a quick scoop slam for a two count. Calypso with the arm wrench, and pin, M80 kicks out after two. M80 ducks a tool box hit, and attempts an acid drop of sorts. He doesn't get all of it, thus getting a two count. M80 now hits Calypso with the license plates, and smashes Calypso's knee into the mat. Calypso power out of an ankle lock, and nails M80 with a dropkick. Calypso connects with a German suplex, and now hits M80 with a steel pipe. M80 looks for the piledriver, but Calypso counters. Calypso nails M80 with the bat a few more times, and has a stand off with M80. Calypso attempts to go for the Twisted Piledriver, but M80 rolls away. Calypso locks in a submission, and again hits a scoop slam. Irish whip, and Calypso connects a tool box shot to the face of M80. Calypso now goes for the Impaler on some license plates, and he connects. The pin, 1...2...3! Calypso has defeated M80 for the Hardcore Championship! He is now a 3-Time BBA Hardcore Champion! M80 attempts to attack Calypso after the match to no avail. Calypso celebrates his newly won Hardcore Championship.

Post-Match Champ: Calypso

Winner: Calypso via Pinfall

Savage interviews M80

Mike Savage confronts M80 backstage. He asks M80 how does it feel to lose the Hardcore Championship to Calypso. M80 admits that Calypso is a good wrestler, but he still thinks he sucks. Savage tells M80 that Calypso probably thinks the same of him. Savage asks when the Hardcore Title rematch will take place, and M80 says it's up to either the Commissioner or the Administrator.

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Bucktooth Willy vs. The Arch Angel

Match Details: 1-on-1

Bucktooth Willy his the ring first, followed by The Arch Angel. Bucktooth attacks Arch Angel as soon as he gets into the ring. Bucktooth hits Arch Angel with a scoop slam of sorts for a two count. Bucktooth works on the leg a bit, and Arch battles back with a gutwrench front slam for two. Bucktooth with a DDT for two. Bucktooth misses a clothesline, and Arch Angel connects with a shuffle side kick. Arch Angel connects with a sidewalk slam for a rope break. Arch Angel connects with some stiff shots to the face, but Bucktooth counters, and hits the Full Nelson Bomb. Arch Angel connects with a scoop slam of his own. Arch Angel hits the People's Elbow, followed by The Whale. Bucktooth kicks out after two, and takes out Arch Angel's leg. Bucktooth connects with an atomic drop, followed by a bulldog. Arch Angel reverses out of a hammerlock, and connects with the Bareback for two. The referee says Bucktooth got his foot on the rope, and Arch Angel pushes the ref out of the ring. Bucktooth low blows Arch Angel, and grabs the Intercontinental Title and nails him over the head with it! As the referee begins to get back up, Bucktooth connects with the Tooth Chipper!! Arch Angel doesn't realize that his shoulders are on the mat, and the referee counts 1...2...3!!! Bucktooth Willy has defeated the World Champion! Bucktooth celebrates, and attacks Arch Angel some more after the match.

Winner: Bucktooth Willy via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: Calypso vs. The Arch Angel

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: Arch Angel

Match Details: 1-on-1, Special Guest Enforcer: The Impostor

The Special Guest Enforcer: The Impostor hits the ring first. The challenger Calypso hits the ring next, followed by the champion Arch Angel. Both men have already competed tonight, so both men should already be fatigued. The Impostor scares Arch Angel to get in the ring. Calypso hits a DDT immediately for two. Calypso connects with an elbow drop now, for two. Calypso locks in the Sharpshooter, and Arch Angel battles out of it. He locks in the ankle lock, and Calypso makes it to the ropes. The ref tells him to break the hold, and Arch Angel is near the ropes, and Impostor scares him again, standing right behind him. Calypso connects with a dropkick, followed by a leg scissors. he now locks in a Mexican Deathlock (with a bridge), but Arch makes it to the ropes. Arch comes back with an arm wrench into a side kick. Arch Angel goes for The Whale, and he misses. Calypso and Arch Angel go for a test of strength, and Calypso moves it into another DDT for two. The Impostor tried to prevent the pin. Irish whip, and Calypso clotheslines The Arch Angel. Calypso goes outside the ring, and stares down with the Impostor. Calypso hits the springboard Low Down frog splash. The Impostor breaks the hold at two. The referee tries to regain order, and Calypso is pissed. Calypso with an arm wrench or two of his own, followed by a stiff DDT. Calypso goes for the pin, but pulls up Arch Angel and locks in the Dragon Sleeper. The Impostor puts Arch Angel's foot on the rope, and the ref makes Calypso break the hold. Calypso pushes the Impostor, and the ref keeps him out of the ring. Calypso locks in the Dragon Sleeper again, and Arch Angel reverses it into a neckbreaker for two. Irish whip, Arch Angel ducks a clothesline, and connects with the Bareback! Arch Angel then connects with a really weak People's Elbow, and Calypso kicks out after one. Calypso nails Arch Angel with a jawbreaker, and locks in the Walls of Calypso. Calypso has his back facing the ropes, and The Impostor pushes him out of the submission hold. The referee has lost all control of this match, the double count reaches seven before both men are back to their feet. Arch Angel locks in a sleeper hold, and Calypso almost passes out. The Impostor tries to get in the ring again, and the ref's attention is to keeping him away. Arch Angel lets go of the hold, and attacks the ref, and connects with a Piledriver. The Impostor now enters the ring, and attempts to hit the Chokeslam on Calypso, but Arch Angel kicks Impostor off of him. Impostor now goes for the Chokeslam on Arch Angel, and Calypso allows him to connect it. Calypso and Impostor stare down, and Impostor nails Calypso with the deadly Chokeslam. Everyone is laid out, except The Impostor. The Impostor lays The Arch Angel's motionless body on Calypso, and the referee makes a slow count...1........2........3! This mirrors Arch Angel's first World Title win in 2000. The Arch Angel has defeated Calypso, and thus retains the World Heavyweight Title. The Impostor stands above both the fallen Arch Angel and Calypso. Arch Angel staggers to his feet, and falls to his knees in his "successful" World Title defense. Calypso finally makes it to his feet, and lays out The Arch Angel with the Hardcore Title as the show ends.

Post-Match Champ: Arch Angel

Winner: The Arch Angel via Pinfall