Saturday Night Brawl Results (4/14/01)

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Commissioner BTOF Announces Matches

We're inside the Dixon House of Pain again, with Commissioner BTOF appropriately sitting on the Commish's Throne. Calypso walks in, disappointed about the results of the BLC Match last Monday. Calypso wants to know the card, BTOF says he'll get to that in a minute. He says that if Khaos Kid doesn't show up today and defend his World Television Championship, then he will strip the title from him and the title will be retired! Calypso agrees with the idea, and the matches are announced. M80 vs. Mike Savage, Bucktooth Willy vs. Crazy Joe for the Hardcore Title, Crazy Joe vs. The Impostor (#1 Contender for World Title), and Calypso vs. Arch Angel for the Intercontinental Title! Calypso likes the card, and we are ready to start Saturday Night Brawl.

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Mike "The Spike" Savage vs. M80

Match Details: 1-on-1

Mike Savage hits the ring first, followed by M80. Both came up short last week in their BBA debut, so we WILL have a first victory tonight. M80 starts off the match with a couple of kicks, and a clothesline. Savage fights back and hits a gutwrench suplex for a two count. Irish whip into a double clothesline, in which Savage eventually pins M80 for a two count. M80 fights back with a stiff DDT, and locks in the Figure 4, and Savage reverses the pressure, and M80 reaches the ropes. Savage hits a spear. M80 comes back with a facecrusher, and accidentally irish whips Savage into the ref. Savage has that shovel from last week and nails M80 over the back with it. Savage with a neck lock, and wakes up the ref. Savage locks in a Sharpshooter, but M80 reaches the ropes. Back and forth action, no one has a clear advantage. M80 calls for the end, and misses with his first attempt with the flipping leg drop. Savage is ready for him, and nails him with the Heavy Metal Kick for the pinfall. Mike Savage has his first BBA Victory with the super kick to M80!

Winner: Mike "The Spike" Savage via Pinfall

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Crazy Joe vs. Bucktooth Willy

Title: Hardcore Championship

Current Champ: Crazy Joe

Match Details: 1-on-1, Hardcore, 24/7 Defense

We go out to the street in front of the Dixon House of Pain, and it appears that Crazy Joe is drunk. He's repeatedly singing "The Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash. He's falling and stumbling all over the place. Bucktooth Willy is going to take advantage of the 24/7 Defense rules of the Hardcore Title, and attacks Crazy Joe. The ref pleads with Bucktooth to not attack the "piss drunk" Crazy Joe. Crazy Joe is thrown into a tree trunk. Crazy Joe is quite amusing, he cannot seem to stop singing the Ring of Fire. Crazy Joe hits the Psycho Stunner on the front porch. Bucktooth Willy has a bat and nails Crazy Joe with it. Crazy Joe wanders off and dances a bit, but Bucktooth attacks him again. The fight makes it into the street, and Bucktooth pins him for a two count. License plates to the back for a two count. Crazy Joe doesn't seem like he is too happy with Bucktooth's attacks. Bucktooth irish whips Crazy Joe into two different fences, followed by a basketball pole, and then a garage door. Ouch. Crazy Joe prances off for a while, and says that the Hardcore Title is his. The fight makes it back into the street, and Bucktooth locks in the Tooth Chipper!!! Three pin attempts finally put away Crazy Joe as Bucktooth is the new Hardcore Champion!

Post-Match Champ: Bucktooth Willy

Winner: Bucktooth Willy via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: Crazy Joe vs. The Impostor

Match Details: 1-on-1, #1 Contendership of the World Heavyweight Title

A much more sober Crazy Joe hits the ring, followed by The Impostor. Impostor immediately jumps Crazy Joe, and we're underway. Crazy Joe fights back, and hits the stage dive for a two count. Both men back to their feet, and Impostor hits a huge clothesline for a two count. Crazy Joe fights back with a dropkick. Joe follows up with an arm wrench and another dropkick. Crazy Joe hits a diving leg drop for a two count. Impostor battles back with a DDT for a two count. Impostor has a head lock, and Crazy Joe gets the rope. Crazy Joe with a self sacrificing head butt, followed by a spear. Crazy Joe misses another stage dive. Impostor locks in a Texas Cloverleaf, and Crazy Joe powers out. The Impostor nails the Chokeslam, and feels that it is necessary that Crazy Joe needs another. Crazy Joe uses the last ounce of energy (or alcohol) to nail the Psycho Stunner! Both men are out, and the referee begins to count. Calypso's music hits, and he comes out and takes out the referee. Next target: The Impostor with the Twisted Piledriver! Crazy Joe tries to crawl away, but Calypso stops him. Crazy Joe nails him with a few open fist punches, and nails Calypso with a Rocker Dropper. Calypso is not done however, as he manages to nail the Twisted Piledriver on him as well. Calypso has cleaned house!!! So who will become the #1 Contender now? The referee regains consciousness, and announces that it is a disqualification, and both Superstars are the #1 Contenders!!! Calypso is furious! He annihilates the ref, and Crazy Joe and Impostor have staggered back to their feet. The three BBA Superstars just simply stare eachother down, knowing that they will fight another day.

Winner: Draw via Double Disqualification

Match Number: 4

Wrestlers: Calypso vs. The Arch Angel

Title: Intercontinental Championship

Current Champ: Arch Angel

Match Details: 1-on-1

World Champion Calypso comes to the ring to get an IC Title shot. Arch Angel is next, and here we go again! Arch Angel starts it off with a DDT for a two count, and Calypso with a flying clothesline for a two. Calypso with a fireman's carry for a two, and Arch with an arm wrench into a side kick for a two. Quick back and forth action between the two. Calypso hits a DDT of his own for a two count. Irish whip, and Calypso hits a German suplex for two. Calypso cannot quite lock the Walls of Calypso in 100%, and is broken. Arch Angel nails Calypso with a nice dropkick for another two count. Irish whip into a Calypso dropkick for two. Calypso with the crossface, and Arch eventually makes it to the rope. Irish whip into the ref, and Calypso nails the Twisted Piledriver! Calypso has this thing won, but the ref is knocked out! Calypso retrieves the referee, and pins him for a slow two count. Calypso with an arm wrench, reversed into an Arch Angel arm wrench, followed by a DDT. Arch Angel with a diving elbow drop for two. Arch Angel nails the Diamond Dust, but Calypso manages to kick out somehow. Calypso attempts for The Impaler, but Arch Angel reverses it into a full nelson submission, followed by a full nelson slam. Arch Angel locks in the ankle lock, and Calypso manages to make it to the rope. Arch Angel signals for the end of it, and nails the Ticket To Hell for the three count!! Arch Angel retains the Intercontinental Championship!! Khaos Kid never showed up, so therefore, the World Television Title has been stripped and has been retired!

Post-Match Champ: Arch Angel

Winner: The Arch Angel via Pinfall