Monday Brawlfest Results (4/9/01)

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Calypso welcomes us to the very first edition of BBA Monday Brawlfest. He announces that we have footage of Commissioner Big Tub Of Fat inside the Dixon House of Pain the day earlier announcing three matches for Monday Brawlfest which leads to...

Commissioner Announces Matches

So the footage from the night before is shown. Commissioner BTOF is sitting inside the Dixon House of Pain in what has become known as the Commissioner's Throne. Calypso walks in and asks him if he is attending the show on Monday, and BTOF is not. He is however, going to set up some matches. First up, The Meteor will get his Intercontinental Title rematch against The Arch Angel. BTOF then snatches the World Title out of Calypso's hand and says the next match will be for the title, and Calypso will be defending against Crazy Joe. Calypso is pissed. One more match, Boxes...Ladders...and Chairs. Later dubbed "BLC" (because we all know that BTOF loves his bacon lettuce and cheese sandwiches). It will be C-X (Calypso & Meteor) taking on Forsaken (Crazy Joe and Arch Angel) for the Tag Team Titles. Calypso is pleased with this, and leaves.

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: M80 vs. Mike "The Spike" Savage vs. Bucktooth Willy

Match Details: Hardcore, Three Way Dance (Elimination), Hardcore Title #1 Contendership

Referee Robinson introduces the 2 newest BBA members: M80, followed by Mike Savage. This is a #1 Contendership match for the Hardcore Title. Bucktooth Willy hits the ring last, and we're underway. M80 and Savage double team Bucktooth immediately to take down the BBA Veteran. Bucktooth low blows M80 right out of the gate, followed by some bat shots to Savage. M80 fights back with some shovel shots to Bucktooth, and then finally attacks Savage to make this a three way dance. Bucktooth brings a garbage can into the ring, full of weapons. Savage hits a pumphandle slam on M80, but the pin is broken up by Bucktooth. Savage seems to have the upper hand, as he is using a belt to whip M80 and Bucktooth to the mat. Bucktooth fights back with a STIFF shot to the head with a license plate. Savage goes up top and nails M80 with a diving leg drop. Bucktooth is there however with a scoop slam. Bucktooth takes down M80 with a DDT for a two count broken by Savage. Savage locks in a sharpshooter on M80, but now THAT is broken by Bucktooth. Nobody really has the upper hand, as momentum is shifting back and forth. Bucktooth is nailed by M80 outside of the ring, but M80 turns around and is nailed by the Heavy Metal Kick (super kick) by Savage! He does it not once, but twice for a three count to eliminate M80. Bucktooth re-enters the ring and begins to beat away on Savage with weapons. Savage battles back and nails a devastating Double Arm DDT on Bucktooth for a two count. Savage beats away on Bucktooth, but Bucktooth locks in the Tooth Chipper! Savage is out cold! Bucktooth pins Savage for the victory. Bucktooth Willy is the #1 Contender for the Hardcore Title and will face Crazy Joe at a future event.

Winner: Bucktooth Willy via Pinfall

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: The Meteor vs. The Arch Angel

Title: Intercontinental Championship

Current Champ: Arch Angel

Match Details: 1-on-1

Meteor hits the ring first to get a rematch for the IC Title that he lost last show. Arch Angel hits the ring next. They start off quickly, and Meteor hits an immediate DDT for a two count. Meteor follows up with a clothesline and a diving elbow drop for a two count. Arch Angel finally battles back, hitting a rolling senton for a two count of his own. Meteor comes back and hits a spear, and locks in a leg lock. Arch Angel's leg seems to be in a lot of pain. Meteor whips him off the rope and nails him with the devastating Spinebuster for another two count. Arch battles back, and hits a knee smash on Meteor. Arch goes up top and hits a diving elbow of his own for two. Meteor hits a stiff bulldog on the dazed Arch. Arch Angel battles back and connects with The Whale on Meteor for a two count. Arch Angel hits the dragon screw for another two count. Ref bump, accidental by Arch Angel. Meteor hits the Meteorite again, and again like last week, the ref cannot count fast enough. Meteor is mad, and beats on the ref some more. Arch cheap-shots Meteor by nailing a low blow. As Meteor staggers to his feet, he's blindsided by the IC Title by Arch Angel. Arch Angel hits the Ticket to Hell, and the ref counts to three as the Arch Angel has successfully defended the Intercontinental Title against The Meteor. Meteor has been screwed for the second event show in a row.

Post-Match Champ: Arch Angel

Winner: The Arch Angel via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: Crazy Joe vs. Calypso

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: Calypso

Match Details: 1-on-1

Referee Droz introduces the Hardcore/Tag Team Champion Crazy Joe in his first appearance since winning the titles at Please Forgive Me. This is a very anticipated match, as C-X turned their backs on Crazy Joe at Please Forgive Me, and now Crazy Joe can have his revenge on Calypso. Calypso hits the ring next, and starts things off with a quick kick DDT combination. Crazy Joe seems a little more crazy this time around...as now he seems to be convincing himself to get up. Crazy Joe Irish whips Calypso off the ropes where they hit a double clothesline and Crazy Joe lands hard on his head. Crazy Joe hits a flapjack on Calypso for a two count. Crazy Joe misses a stage dive, but Calypso doesn't miss the Low Down Frog Splash for a two count. They both get up and hit another double clothesline which ends in a 7 count. Crazy Joe hits a diving elbow bat off the top rope for a two count. Crazy Joe is pissed that he can't put Calypso away. Calypso leg sweeps Crazy Joe to the mat and locks in an STF. Crazy Joe reaches the ropes, and the hold is released. Crazy Joe hits a gutwrench suplex on Calypso for a two count. Calypso battles back and hits the Impaler for the two count. Crazy Joe misses a leg drop off the top rope, and Calypso hits a couple of arm wrenches for a two count. Calypso sets up Crazy Joe for the Twisted Piledriver, but Crazy Joe reverses and sends Calypso head over heals. Crazy Joe tries to use the title, but Calypso dropkicks his knee. Calypso locks in a sharpshooter, and Crazy Joe eventually reaches the ropes. Crazy Joe Irish whips Calypso off the ropes, and attempts for a spinebuster, but Calypso reverses it into a devastating DDT for a two count. Calypso misses a springboard plancha, and turns around to get a PSYCHO STUNNER!!! We could have a new BBA World Champion!!! 1...2...AND CALYPSO KICKS OUT!!! Calypso somehow has enough strength in him to kick out. The Impostor's music suddenly hits, and attacks the ref first. Calypso and Crazy Joe put their differences aside and try to double team Impostor. Impostor pushes Joe away and Chokeslams Calypso. Crazy Joe nails a Psycho Stunner on Impostor, but it has no effect on Impostor and he Chokeslams Crazy Joe as well! The Impostor has raised hell! The referee is back to his feet and announces that Calypso wins by disqualification (because he was attacked before Crazy Joe) and keeps his World Heavyweight Title.

Post-Match Champ: Calypso

Winner: Calypso via Disqualification

Match Number: 4

Wrestlers: C-X (Calypso & The Meteor) vs. Forsaken (The Arch Angel & Crazy Joe)

Titles: Tag-Team Championships

Current Champs: Forsaken

Match Details: Boxes Ladders & Chairs (BLC), Tornado Tag-Team

Here we are, the final match of this PPV-like quality BBA Monday Brawlfest with the Tag-Team titles rematch from Please Forgive Me. C-X are looking to regain the titles. They hits the ring first. The only weapons allowed are Boxes, Ladders, and Chairs...and the match will be decided by pinfall. Forsaken hits the ring with their own music for the first time. HERE WE GO! Calypso and Arch Angel start it off with some boxes to the head. Crazy Joe hits a flying clothesline on Calypso. Arch Angel with a chair shot to the head of Meteor. Calypso hits a DDT through a box on Crazy Joe for a two count. Crazy Joe goes to the top of the ladder and is nailed in mid-air with a box by Meteor. Meteor goes on the ladder and nails Crazy Joe with a box again. Calypso and Meteor both hit chair shots to Forsaken. Crazy Joe hits a Rocker Dropper through a box to Calypso. Crazy Joe hits a flying clothesline to Meteor off the top of the ladder. Calypso goes to the top of the ladder now and hits a splash on Crazy Joe which sends both of them through a series of boxes. Arch Angel hits a big Ticket to Hell to Calypso off the ladder for a two count broken by Meteor. Crazy Joe hits another splash off of the ladder onto Calypso. Meteor hits a diving bulldog through a box to Arch Angel. Calypso nails a shoulder breaker on Crazy Joe. Meteor hits a huge elbow drop off the ladder to Arch Angel. He follows up with a chair shot to Crazy Joe for a two count. Crazy Joe hits a Psycho Stunner on Calypso, but Meteor is there to make sure no pin is made. Meteor takes Arch Angel down...and Calypso goes on top the ladder and nails the Low Down Frog Splash! Crazy Joe breaks the pinfall. Meteor DDT's Crazy Joe through a box, and Calypso locks in the Taz missions on Arch Angel. C-X seems to have the advantage and looks to be on the right track. Meteor hits Crazy Joe with a box, and Calypso throws a box at Crazy Joe who catches it...but is dropkicked right in the ribs. Meteor climbs the ladder, but is pushed off by Arch. Arch Angel and Crazy Joe seems to have a little momentum. They pile ALL of the remains of any boxes and begin to pile them in the middle of the ring. Crazy Joe hits the Psycho Stunner on Meteor, but Calypso spears him immediately. Arch Angel attacks Calypso, and now Forsaken is double teaming Calypso while Meteor is out cold. Arch Angel climbs the ladder, Crazy Joe holds Calypso in place...and Arch Angel hits the Ticket To Hell off the ladder through all the boxes!!! Calypso is finished! The three count seals it. Meteor tries to make the save last minute but it's too late. Forsaken has retained the Tag-Team Champions. Crazy Joe celebrates, and Arch Angel is slow to get up...but he holds the Tag-Team Championship on top of the ladder! Calypso and Meteor lay on the mat in disbelief. A mini post-match beatdown on C-X occurs...but Forsaken leave as your BBA Tag-Team Champions to end the event.

Post-Match Champs: Forsaken

Winners:Forsaken (The Arch Angel & Crazy Joe) via Pinfall