Friday The 13th Results (10/6/00)

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Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Bucktooth Willy vs. Crazy Joe

Title: Hardcore Championship

Current Champ: Crazy Joe

Match Details: 1-on-1, Hardcore, 24/7 Defense

So, one week after The Impostor's debut and his beatdown on the BBA Superstars, we have a Hardcore Title match. Bucktooth Willy is the challenger, and he comes to the ring first. Crazy Joe comes out next to defend his Hardcore Title. Crazy Joe throws some type of weapon at him, and Bucktooth falls down. Crazy Joe hits Bucktooth with some type of metal rod. Crazy Joe goes after the ref for no reason, and Bucktooth is able to capitalize. He nails Crazy Joe with his steel pipe, and Irish whips him right into the referee. Crazy Joe turns around and nails Bucktooth with his license plate. Crazy Joe hits Bucktooth while he's down. Crazy Joe then says something about frozen pizza? Who knows. Crazy Joe goes up top and nails Bucktooth with his license plate again. The brawl continues, and Crazy Joe looks to go back ontop the turnbuckle, but Bucktooth Willy had it scouted and nails him with a weapon before pushing him off. Bucktooth grabs the license plate, and misses Joe...and Joe is able to dropkick him. Bucktooth Willy isn't showing much promise in this match. Crazy Joe is nailing Crazy Joe with his license plate again. He tries to nail Bucktooth Willy with the Hardcore Title, but Bucktooth stops him. Bucktooth is finally starting to take advantage. So far, they have yet to actually hit a move, it's been all weapons and stomping so far. Just as I speak though, Crazy Joe hits a Gutwrench Facebuster. Crazy Joe is going after his license plate again, but Bucktooth Willy is right behind him and locks in the Tooth Chipper!!! A couple of two counts in the submission, but Crazy Joe grabs the Hardcore Title while in the move and nails Bucktooth with it. Crazy Joe is able to power out of it, and picks up Bucktooth for a backbreaker! A few moments of back and forth action, but the match continues it's hardcore ways. Crazy Joe has all the momentum, until Bucktooth goes for a low blow. Bucktooth picks him up and goes for the Tooth Chipper again! Crazy Joe won't give up, but passes out in the process. The ref drops his hand three times and this match is over! Bucktooth Willy has regained the Hardcore Championship! So C-X doesn't have all the Championships anymore. Bucktooth Willy celebrates with the Hardcore Title. Uh-oh, speaking of C-X..."Superbeast" blares and out come Calypso and The Meteor to help Crazy Joe. Calypso nails the Twisted Piledriver on Bucktooth Willy. All three C-X members totally destroy Bucktooth. The World Tag-Team Champions irish whip Bucktooth Willy into Crazy Joe, who nails him with his very own Hardcore Title! The Meteor nails Bucktooth with the Meteorite and then Calypso nails him with the Twisted Piledriver again. Wait a minute...Calypso pins Bucktooth Willy for the three count! The Hardcore Champion is now Calypso thanks to the 24 hours a day/7 days a week defence of the championship. C-X has all of the Championships again!! Crazy Joe looks pissed off at Calypso, as he thinks the Hardcore Title should still be his...not Calypso's. Crazy Joe is visibily ticked off at Calypso. The Meteor and Calypso leave together, but Crazy Joe leaves on his own.

Post-Match Champ: Calypso

Winner: Bucktooth Willy via Submission, then Calypso via Pinfall

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: The Arch Angel vs. Calypso

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: Calypso

Match Details: 1-on-1

So even though the #1 Contender for the World Title is The Impostor, it looks like Calypso will not defend his title to him. Arch Angel comes out first, talks to the camera, and says that he would rather fight The Meteor, but Calypso will do. Calypso comes out next, and the match is underway. Calypso nails a toe kick, followed by a quick DDT. Calypso attempts to work on the leg of Arch Angel. Arch makes the ropes, and Calypso follows up with a gutwrench facebuster for a two count. Arch makes his way outside, and runs back in with a flying clothesline. Arch Angel nails a Twist of Fate, before hitting his fake-out legdrop. Arch Angel Irish whips Calypso into the rope and nails him with another clothesline for a two count. Calypso battles back with a Dragon Screw for a two count. Calypso gets up quickly, and goes for the Twisted Piledriver which is reversed by Arch Angel. Arch follows up with a bulldog, but he seems to have hurt his own leg on that. The ref counts to 6 before Arch gets up, who smashes Calypso's knee into the ground. Arch Angel with three stiff kicks, and goes on top the turnbuckle. Calypso was ready for him though, as he pushed Arch off of the ring. Arch attempts to reverse a suplex, but Calypso rolls him up into a small package for a two count. Calypso locks in a necklock, but Arch battles out and executes a devastating Diamond Cutter. Arch Angel know goes for the Whale, and nails it. Arch locks in a leglock of his own, but Calypso makes it to the ropes. Arch Angel claims that Calypso tapped out, so he takes out the ref. Calypso nails a DDT, and follows up with an attempt at the Twisted Piledriver. While he was holding Arch Angel midway through the move, the Impostor's strange music blared just like the previous week. The Impostor is now entering the ring area, dragging Bucktooth Willy by the rope tied around his neck! Arch Angel is out, and Calypso doesn't know what to do. The Impostor strikes Calypso with a hard right hand. Impostor picks up Arch Angel, and chokeslams him! The Impostor now turns his attention to Calypso, grabs him, and nails a Super Chokeslam on the champ! Calypso is out, Arch Angel is out, the referee is out, and even Bucktooth Willy is out. The Impostor then wakes up the referee, and places the Arch Angel over Calypso? Why is he doing this? The referee is finally regaining consciousness. The Impostor points out that Arch is covering Calypso. Very slow count, 1......2......3!!!!!! The Arch Angel is the new BBA World Heavyweight Champion!!!! Calypso got screwed out of the World Title! Why did the Impostor help Arch win the World Title!? Arch Angel still doesn't even know he has won the match! The ref hold up Arch Angel's hand (even though he has yet to get up), and now The Impostor chokeslams him as well. The Arch Angel finally recovers, and runs away from The Impostor as quickly as he can. The Impostor chokes Calypso, who is lying motionless on the mat. Arch Angel makes his way back to the ring, and The Impostor offers him a hand shake. They shake hands, but The Impostor pulls him into yet another chokeslam! The Impostor leaves the ring area, with no movement whatsoever!

Post-Match Champ: Arch Angel

Winner: The Arch Angel via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: C-X (Calypso, The Meteor, & Crazy Joe) vs. The Impostor

Match Details: 3-on-1 Handicap Match

The show isn't over quite just yet. All three C-X members enter the ring, and they look pissed. Calypso calls out The Impostor. The Impostor comes out, and he signals that it is the end for C-X. Calypso says he has an idea and that is that C-X will take on the Impostor in a 3-on-1 Handicap Match. A ref comes out, and we are underway. Calypso charges at the Impostor and nails a couple of stiff kicks. C-X attempts to triple-team Impostor, but Impostor knocks down Calypso and Crazy Joe in the process. Calypso attempts to fight back, but is DDT'd by The Impostor. C-X has yet to do any damage. The Impostor charges at The Meteor, but Meteor was ready and nails him with a Spinebuster. The Impostor gets right back up, it didn't phase him at all! He immediately goes right back to work on The Meteor, and DDT's him to the mat. Crazy Joe goes on the top rope, and clotheslines the Impostor, but again it doesn't seem to do much damage. The Impostor nails a facecrusher on Crazy Joe, and is immediately in a stare down with Calypso. The Impostor looks for a chokeslam, but Calypso kicks out of it. The Meteor joins in and him and Calypso pound away. Calypso and The Meteor Irish whip The Impostor off the rope, but the Impostor nails a Double Clothesline! Crazy Joe takes over, and tries to nail The Impostor from behind. He goes on the top rope again, but this time The Impostor catches him and nails a spinebuster. The Impostor scares the referee out of the ring, and Impostor follows him as they run around the ring. Crazy Joe catches the referee, and throws him in the path of the Impostor. The Impostor attempts to hurt the ref, but Crazy Joe pushes The Impostor back into the ring where the Tag Champs are waiting. Calypso Irish whips The Impostor into the Meteor who nails a flapjack. It looks like the 3-on-1 numbers are really catching up on The Impostor. While the Impostor is down, all three C-X members try to pick him up, but The Impostor kicks both Calypso and Crazy Joe out of the picture. The Meteor uses the ring rope to choke the Impostor on his own. Crazy Joe is back to his feet and nails the Psycho Stunner. C-X doesn't even allow The Impostor to get up as they take advantage of the situation. Calypso tries to unmask the Impostor, but it won't come off. The Impostor pushes him away. The Impostor now nails a bulldog on The Meteor, and now only Crazy Joe is standing. The Impostor has seemed to somehow take the momentum in the match, but he starts having trouble with concealing his identity. His hood and mask begin to falter, and it is temporarily blinding the Impostor. The Impostor reenters the ring, and Calypso & The Meteor are back to their feet. Crazy Joe runs at the Impostor and clotheslines him. While the Impostor is down, he takes out the legs of The Meteor, but Crazy Joe is there with a DDT. Calypso comes out of nowhere and hits a springboard plancha. The Impostor's sash comes off, and The Meteor begins to whip The Impostor with it! The Impostor DDT's the ref and gets back up before all three C-X members attack him immediately. He gets up quickly again, and low blows Crazy Joe, and follows up with a stunner to Calypso. The Meteor comes back with a Twist of Fate to the Impostor, but again he gets up quickly. So, the Meteor nails a bulldog, but Impostor is up again and DDT's Calypso. He follows up with a Chokeslam to The Meteor and then Crazy Joe!! Impostor could overcome the odds! Calypso slowly gets to his feet and goes for the Twisted Piledriver to no avail. Crazy Joe and The Meteor watch on as Calypso now locks in the Walls of Calypso!! Will the Impostor tap out!? Yes!!! C-X has defeated The Impostor!!!! C-X leaves the ring quickly as their music blares. The Impostor is already getting up, but in the process his mask falls off! We are unable to see his face under the hood, but C-X come running back to the ring to continue to destroy The Impostor. Crazy Joe hits the Psycho Stunner, and the beating continues. The Meteor picks up The Impostor's mask and holds it up in celebration as The Impostor leaves covering his face. C-X celebrates some more, and the show ends with Calypso saying they will find out who this Impostor is.

Winners: C-X (Calypso, The Meteor, & Crazy Joe) via Submission