Friday Night Destruction Results (9/29/00)

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Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: The Arch Angel vs. Crazy Joe

Title: Hardcore Championship

Current Champ: Crazy Joe

Match Details: 1-on-1, Hardcore, 24/7 Defense

Friday Night Destruction starts out with the IC/TV Champion Arch Angel challenging Crazy Joe for his Hardcore Title. Arch gets the early advantage by bashing Crazy Joe over the head with a baking sheet.Crazy Joe low blows him (legally) and hits a Rocker Dropper followed by a dropkick. He picks up the baking sheet and nails Arch over the head with it. And out of nowhere, Crazy Joe hits the Psycho Stunner!! Match should be over, but Joe doesn't pin him. Crazy Joe goes to the top and hits a Missile Dropkick before attacking him with the metal sheet again. Arch hits a springboard side kick, and starts attacking him with the sheet. He throws the sheet to Joe, who catches it, and dropkicks it right into Arch's face. They fight outside the ring before the ref tells them to get back inside. Joe hits Arch with his favorite license plates. Joe taunts Arch to get up, but hits him over the head with the plates. He hits a diving leg drop off the top rope which is followed by a two count. Arch low blows him, but Joe still have that baking sheet and nails him several times, sending him to the canvas. Arch battles back and hits a devastating DDT before knocking out the ref purposely. Arch hits a piledriver and throws a weapon at Crazy Joe. Fellow C-X member, The Meteor interferes and nails Arch Angel with the baking sheet. Arch Angel takes a beating, but manages to escape. He says that he's had enough of this match, saying he can't deal with Crazy Joe's "crazy crap". He says he's got a better opponent for him to fight before Arch Angel disappears. Crazy Joe and The Meteor are confused. The match looks to be over, but out of nowhere BUCKTOOTH WILLY'S music hits! Bucktooth Willy is back from the career-threatening injury at the hands of The Meteor, neck brace and all! He attacks Crazy Joe and The Meteor from behind...taking both of them out. Bucktooth Willy wants his redemption. He puts a pounding on Crazy Joe, hitting a DDT onto the plate. This is all totally legal due to the 24/7 defense rule of the Hardcore Title. Bucktooth Willy with a two count broken up by The Meteor. Crazy Joe battles back temporarily, but Bucktooth quickly regains momentum. Bucktooth goes up top, but Meteor catches him off-guard and nails him with the sheet. C-X is taking advantage with the double-teaming, and it really looks to be over for Bucktooth Willy. But wait, Bucktooth has a steel pipe and nails it over Crazy Joe and regains the advantage. The Meteor grabs the baking sheet, but Bucktooth Willy grabs it out of his hand quickly, and nails Crazy Joe over the back when he wasn't looking. What's this? Crazy Joe barely felt it, he turns around, flips the bird, and hits the Psycho Stunner on Bucktooth Willy for the three count! Crazy Joe retains the Hardcore Title against the odds of the returning Bucktooth Willy! C-X gangs up on Bucktooth before leaving to Crazy Joe's music.

Post-Match Champ: Crazy Joe

Winner: Crazy Joe via Pinfall

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Calypso vs. Bucktooth Willy

Match Details: 1-on-1

Bucktooth Willy comes out for maybe his return promo, but the referee cuts him off and Calypso comes out. As the ref is checking Calypso for hidden weapons, Bucktooth attacks Calypso. Bucktooth hits an early DDT. He kicks Calypso while he's down, but Calypso grabs his legs from under him and locks in a Sharpshooter. Calypso lets go of the hold and then hits a Piledriver. Calypso kicks him before hitting the Twist of Fate. He gets a two count and gets pissed at the ref. Calypso hits a rolling suplex and gets a slow two count. Calypso gets up and Bucktooth hits some kind of kick and goes for a bulldog, but Calypso reverses and rolls him up. The referee was occupied again, and Calypso only gets a two count. Calypso is getting frustrated, and Bucktooth battles back. Bucktooth stomps a mudhole in Calypso, picks him up for a facecrusher. Bucktooth goes up on the turnbuckle, but Calypso moves out of the way. C-X's music blares, and Calypso disappears from the match. Crazy Joe, Meteor, and Calypso all run to the ring and completely destroy everything in their path. Calypso hits the Twisted Piledriver for the three count. Calypso has defeated Bucktooth Willy, and C-X has simply ruined Bucktooth Willy's big return. Post-match, C-X celebrates and Bucktooth leaves. Arch Angel comes in, alongside Bucktooth and a 3-on-2 battle goes on. Crazy Joe takes control of the camera for the first edition of Joe Cam. The Tag-Team champions totally destroy Arch Angel and Bucktooth Willy. The segment pretty much ends with Meteor attacking the fallen Arch Angel, who lies hopeless on the floor.

Winner: Calpso via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: The Arch Angel vs. The Meteor

Title: Intercontinental Championship, World Television Championship

Current Champ: Arch Angel

Match Details: 1-on-1, B.O. (Box Only) Match

The Meteor comes out first for his Intercontinental Title rematch. In the process, as a result of last week's match being Title for Title, Meteor gets a shot at winning both the TV and IC Titles in one match. This is the second B.O. Match between the two, exactly the same stipulation as the previous week. Arch Angel starts things off with a couple of toe kicks followed by Irish whipping Meteor through the corner Cardboard Box. Arch then proceeds to bulldog Meteor through the same very box. Both men make their way back into the match, Meteor fights his way back into the match. After nailing him with the boxes, Meteor bulldogs Arch through the corner box, and then Irish whips him into it again. Arch comes back again, and throws Meteor face first onto on of the boxes. Meteor pounds Arch away with one of his boxes. Meteor then sidewalk slams Arch Angel through the corner box yet again. Meteor chokes Arch, but anything goes in B.O. Matches. Meteor then DDT's Arch right onto the huge box, but the box shows no give. Because of the failed attempt to throw Arch through the box, The Meteor sets up for the Meteorite! He nails it right through the HUGE BOX! No pinfall, Meteor took a lot of his own strength. Referee counts to 5 before both men are back to their feet. Arch Angel attempts to set up a huge box pyramid, and Meteor seems dazed from the Meteorite. Arch Angel is setting him up for the Springboard Ticket to Hell through the box pyramid. Arch Angel grabs a flattened box in the process and hits what I must call an "Arabian Springboard Ticket to Hell." Thats a mouthful. Match should be over, but Arch is hurt as well. Ref counts to 5 again before both men are up. Meteor is still alive, and he hits Arch with a flattened box. Meteor tries to reassemble several of the boxes in the middle of the ring, but right on top of the fallen Arch Angel! The Meteor hits a springboard elbow drop off the top rope! TWO COUNT! Someway, somehow...Arch Angel was able to kick out as he was in jeopardy of losing both championships. Meteor is very frustrated, he doesn't know what to do. Arch regains momentum with some shots to the head with a flattened box. Meteor can barely stand on his own now. Arch sits Meteor down in the corner and places a flattened box across his face. Arch Angel is going for a VAN TERMINATOR! HE NAILS IT. Arch is very fatigued after this, and the ref counts to 6 this time before Meteor gets up, and falls down again. Arch picks up the sheet and starts hammering away at the Meteor. Arch goes for the pin but only gets a two count. Both men are just incapable of putting the other one away! Meteor calls out Calypso's name in desperation...and tells him to bring a table with him. What is he talking about? Well, Calypso's music hits...and he comes out with Crazy Joe holding the table he asked for. He's going to use outside interference during such a grueling contest? Calypso and Crazy Joe set up the table while Meteor puts a beating on Arch Angel. This is supposed to be a Box ONLY Match...there is nothing about tables in it! C-X triple-team Arch Angel, who appears to have no strength in him whatsoever. Crazy Joe and Calypso Irish whip Arch Angel off the ropes, and Meteor picks him up, and hits a DEVASTATING Spinebuster THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! The ref calls for the bell, Meteor doesn't even pin Arch Angel. Arch Angel is in no way capable of continuing this match. Therefore, The Meteor has won both the Intercontinental and World Television TITLES!!! C-X stands victoriously in the middle of the ring, right over the lifeless Arch Angel. In their celebration, C-X realizes that now they have every BBA CHAMPIONSHIP. Calypso is the World Champ and Tag-Team Champ, Meteor is the Intercontinental, TV, and Tag-Team Champ, and Crazy Joe is the Hardcore Champion! C-X HAS COMPLETELY TAKEN OVER THE BBA!! Post-match sees C-X triple-team Arch some more, but eventually leave in celebration.

Post-Match Champ: The Meteor

Winner: The Meteor via Knockout

Match Number: 4

Wrestlers: Crazy Joe vs. The Meteor vs. Bucktooth Willy vs. The Arch Angel

Match Details: #1 Contendership of World Title, Battle Royal, Invitational

All three C-X members come out after their victory over the BBA. The rules of this match are that if you leave the ring at any moment, then you are eliminated. This is an invitational to all BBA Superstars that are in attendance. Since this a #1 Contendership Match for the World Title, Calypso can only be a spectator. The Arch Angel and Bucktooth come out. The all out brawl is underway. Arch Angel is almost eliminated immediately. Crazy Joe and Meteor stay united for the most part the entire match. Arch Angel holds onto the rope to avoid elimination. Crazy Joe and Meteor rip off Bucktooth's neckbrace. C-X double Irish whip Bucktooth Willy into Arch Angel, who closelines him, and Trish whips him back to Crazy Joe, who Irish whips him and you get the picture. Meteor goes for some low blows. Crazy Joe shows flashes of craziness when he just totally pounds the crap out of Arch Angel. C-X basically dominates the entire invitational. Meteor hits a DDT on Bucktooth. Bucktooth then tries to hit a spinning kick, but misses completely, however connects on a bicycle kick. In the meantime, Arch Angel somehow finds enough strength in him to hit the Ticket to Hell on Crazy Joe. The Meteor locks in some type of leg lock on Bucktooth, while Arch Angel goes for The WHALE! Bucktooth battles out of the leglock. All of a sudden, some strange and mysterious music starts to play. All four Superstars in the ring are confused, they stop fighting, and are all standing alone in the ring. Then all of a sudden, a masked man dressed in all black with a white face, who I will temporarily call the Scream Stalker walks angrily into the ring. The four BBA wrestlers do not know what to do. Who is this masked man? He immediately goes to chokeslam The Meteor, who leaves the ring in the process and is eliminated. The other 3 wrestlers are trying to figure out what they should do. The Arch Angel pushes Bucktooth Willy towards the Scream Stalker and he nails a chokeslam on him as well, eliminating him. The Arch Angel kicks the Scream Stalker, but it has no effect on him. Scream Stalker chokeslams him, and he leaves the ring in the process too. It's all down to Crazy Joe. Crazy Joe goes for his license plate, and nails Scream Stalker right in the head...but it has no effect on him. Crazy Joe attempts to kick him too, but Scream Stalker hits a SUPER chokeslam on him, and Crazy Joe is eliminated? That means...oh god. That means this mysterious masked man has won the Battle Royal Invitational? But who is this? What is going on? The man walks up to the camera and says these very words, "The new #1 Contender for the World Title, THE IMPOSTOR." The Impostor? The Impostor is the new #1 Contender? What THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Winner: The Impostor via Last Man Standing