Bacon!
Are you kidding me?

Ok....you've got to be kidding me. I said there would be some fiction, and it's called VEGAN BACON! Vegan bacon defeats the purpose of bacon. It must be a figment of someone's imagination. I understand that some have made a choice to become vegetarian or vegan, and respect your decision. However, we will not discuss "fake-bacon" here. Sorry for the inconvenience!

Now that I have your attention...I'm curious....