Attack of the Killer Poos
Act 2 Scene 4
They are all going down quicker & quicker then they all fall out into a strange room! Lots of people are in the room.
Tiff: Excuse me, but where are we?
Person: We are all hiding out here. This is the only place that we are safe from the poos beacause they are afraid of being flushed.
Cryst: Oooh! So how do we get outta here?
People: Ha ha ha!
Little Kid: We can't get out of here! Ever! That's the only problem!
G.D: Ooh Jeepers!
Sits down & notices the floor is dirt.
G.D: Gee golly guys the floor is dirt!!
Tiff: So, your point?
G.D: Don't you see, we can dig our way out of here! There are lots of us, it shouldn't take that long!
Person: Why didn't we think of this before?
They all start digging>>>fast forward to about an hour later
G.D: Gee golly, I see outside!!
All: Hurray!! :-)
Everyone digs as fast as they can. The hole is finally big enough to go through. Crystal goes in, but she turns and comes back
Cryst: Um...you guys we have a problem.
Tiff: What problem? We CAN'T have a problem!
Cryst: (takes a deep breath) There's a patrol of poos outside.
Person: Now what are we going to do?
Another person: We might as well just stay in here.
G.D: No! We can't give up (pause) Any t.b.c. in here? (everyone shakes their head no) Well, there must be some way. (G.D. walks over to the corner & sits down. She feels a water droplet on her) Dude sick! Toilet water! Yuck!
Cryst: Where? (runs over to there)
G.D: Right here
Cryst: Tiff, come over here!
Tiff runs over
Tiff: What?
Cryst: Okay! Well if we could go down the toilet, couldn't we go back up?
Tiff: Yeah, it might work, but how do we get up there?
Cryst: Good question
Tiff: So what are we going to do then?
G.D: Well, this might be a crazy idea, but hey when don't we have a crazy idea...
Cryst: (interrupts her impatiently) Get to the point, huh!!
G.D: Okay, okay like I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted (looks at Crystal) What if we build a hill-like thing for us to climb up to the toilet hole we came out of.
Tiff: You know that might work.
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