Attack of the Killer Poos
Act 2 Scene 3
Tiff looks at the F. Poo and finds a key in his pocket. She grabs them and runs out>>>Scene goes to G.D. and Crystal
Poo: Now you know why we're are here. Any questions?
Tiff is now back in the room
Poo: It's about time! What were you doing? And where's Fellow Poo?
Tiff: (nervously) I...I fell in! Yeah! Someone must have left the seat up, & um, Fellow Poo freaked out and ran off.
Poo: (shouting) I TOLD YOU POOS TO KEEP THE SEAT DOWN! (walking in circles & whispering to himself) What I gotta do around here
(stops going in circles) As I was saying any questions?
G.D. raises her hand
Poo: Yes!
G.D. & Poo start discussing her question>>>camera focuses on Crystal amd Tiff
Tiff: (whispering) Crystal
Crystal: (whispering) Yeah?
Tiff: Remember how we covered ourselves with t.b.c.
Crystal: Yeah! Your point?
Tiff: That means they can't touch us, so I got a plan
Crystal: Okay, shoot
Tiff: Alright! When I was in the bathroom I grabbed a set of keys from F. Poo. Now see Johnny Joe over there...
Camera shows J.J. in the corner dancing and singing "Hey Mickey" to himself.
Crystal: What's he got to do with this?
Tiff: Well he's the only one not bowing to the poo, so I figured he'd be perfect.
Crystal: Listening
Tiff: Okay! I'll jump up and yell that he has t.b.c. They'll all attack him so you and I will grab Gum Drop & we'll unlock the and run out of here. So?
Crystal: Alright, let's do it. (pause) On the count of 3.
Tiff: 1
Crystal: 2
Tiff & Crystal: 3!!
Tiff jumps up
Tiff: Johnny Joe has toilet bowl cleaner!!
All poos: Ahhh!!
Poos go after J.J.>>>Tiff takes off
Crystal: Gum Drop, come on!
Crystal and G.D. catch up
Tiff: (shuffling through keys) Which one?!?
Camera goes to poos and J.J.
Poo: He's clean! (looks over) AFTER THEM!!
The poos start to run over to them
G.D: Tiff hurry!
Tiff: I'm trying, I'm trying (poos are only a few feet away) Got it!! :-)
The door flys open. They run out & quickly lock the door behind them
Crystal: Look where we are?
they all look around. they're in a bathroom
Tiff: All that for nothing! This is the biggest stinker in the world!
G.D: You guys think. There must be some way to get out of here.
they all sit down somewhere to think. the door starts to bust down
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